My name ain't Stella....

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Ian: Wait! Damn girl. Calm down. Melodee wait. Come back baby. Sh**! Come on…let me make it up to you. Let me talk to you.

Melodee: Lef mi Ian. We fe gwaan we hown way. Mi nuh have time hor henergy fe dis type of drama. Mi never ask yuh tuh buy mi wan heap of sumting. Now, you want me to bow down tuh yuh and kiss yuh pengaleng because of ie? No sar. Mi modda neva raise mi fe gwaan like wan rass eediat. Keep your money, your gifts and your small…damn! Buddy buddy inna pumpum not inna rear...co*kyhead nuh touch mi mout lips star!

*Melodee opens her cell and starts dialing Chantelle*

Melodee: Eh? Whaa gwaan? Mi dere yere. Bwoy, mi tell yuh de rass eediat bwoy vex mi tuh rass! Im gwaan like im hown mi cuz im do a ting inna de store dem. Chantelle de man come snatch mi phone and ting when Shotta try fe link mi. Mi tell yuh im gwaan chat nuff phockery bout im ago ded Shotta and ray tay tay...xyz. Eeehhhnnn? Rude nuh mek ie! Mi vexed bad mi gyal. Mi ago hail wan taxi fe reach mi yaad before mi fling wan dutty rackstone inna im headback. CHO! Yuh fe link mi tomorrow fe Fitz wedding ting? Mi ago do a ting tuh. Mi neva need a man dere bout hennyway.

Whaa Ian? Yuh gwaan like wan obeahclat duppy doan?

Lawd, dis ah ole heap ah patwa deh! What dis word mean: pengaleng How I say that? Yuh had me dyin' wit the "xyz". I could juss see Mel walkin long side deh road deh, chattin' pure VEX patwah!

Lawd, I never knew there could be an obeah"clat" Oh no! wait! Does this mean Ian dun pulled hup long side har?! Oh Lawd God! Ian did gwaan like waan obeahclat duppy!

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Lita..ahahaaa..peng ga leng his likkle d**k.....ahahhaaa....

[Sonshyne 2]

Good day Fam!

Where is everyone?? Anyone at work besides me?? Kimmy guess wha?? Tidey mi nuh wuk inna deh field han mi cyaan chat hall dey lang cause mi nuh haffi deal wit deh massa... 'im nuh come in fe wuk pon deh weekend!!

By the way....Nice picture!!!

Edited January 12, 2008 by Sonshyne

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Good day Fam!

Where is everyone?? Anyone at work besides me?? Kimmy guess wha?? Tidey mi nuh wuk inna deh field han mi cyaan chat hall dey lang cause mi nuh haffi deal wit deh massa... 'im nuh come in fe wuk pon deh weekend!!

By the way....Nice picture!!!

ahhahaa..babylon no deh bout dat is always good news...u affi work every wkend ? u so him special 'im no wuk pon wkend....cyaan stan dem

Thank you

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Awrite since di wedding a "tomorrow" dis a one possible dress fi mi

[brownnskinn 0]

Awrite since di wedding a "tomorrow" dis a one possible dress fi mi

Nice going to look fi mi one.

[Marlita 0]

Nice pic ov deh wedding Kimmy. I live the dress too! Its hot. I'm going to look for me one right now, oh and shoes cause I am a shoe FREAK!!!!!

[Marlita 0]

Ok I like these shoes:

With this dress:

But its a little much for me. Deyoungting gonna get me for this one.

Edited January 12, 2008 by Marlita

[Marlita 0]

Ok this is more my style:

With the same snake skin shoes from above. i love green!

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Mi like di 2 a dem Lita....ok how bout these shoes shoes

[Marlita 0]

oh hot shoes Kimmy!

[Sonshyne 2]

Good day Fam!

Where is everyone?? Anyone at work besides me?? Kimmy guess wha?? Tidey mi nuh wuk inna deh field han mi cyaan chat hall dey lang cause mi nuh haffi deal wit deh massa... 'im nuh come in fe wuk pon deh weekend!!

By the way....Nice picture!!!

ahhahaa..babylon no deh bout dat is always good news...u affi work every wkend ? u so him special 'im no wuk pon wkend....cyaan stan dem

Thank you

Nuh sar mi nuh wuk every weekend mi wuk schedule switch up every week. Mi lik ie dat wey cause mi nuh git stuck wit deh same ting yuh see mi?? Mi nuh mine haffi wuk inna deh office wen nuh maasa 'ere. Tings much betta wen 'im inna yaard

Edited January 12, 2008 by Sonshyne

[Sonshyne 2]

Ok I like these shoes:

With this dress:

But its a little much for me. Deyoungting gonna get me for this one.

Nuh see dat mi kinda dress Mi like ie

[Sonshyne 2]

Mi like di 2 a dem Lita....ok how bout these shoes shoes

Mi haffi check out deh shoes wen mi get to mi yaard. Mi nuh tink mi cyaan even find mi dress for deh wedding til lata the job got us on lockdown we are very limited as to what we have access too

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mi proud a misself suh til!!

mi drive guh supermakit pan mi own tiddeh!