My name ain't Stella....

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Look at how sad these are:

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Lawd yes mi ere ov deh XXX.

Night Kimmy see yuh inna deh aftanoon

I waan fi check it out when mi guh dung! I heard that it's a strip club...but also a club club...I've never been to a strip club before and life is too darn short fi deal wid too many hang ups! Ken is like "Yuh MAD...but mi love yuh fuh dat!"

Mi cousin tell mi it's 'OFF DEH HOOK!!!' Jus' checking fi see if hennyone else 'ave an opinion bout hit!

Love ya,

Gill

My husband promises to take mi there when we go back,only for sight seeing. He used to take tourist there all the time. He claims he wouldn't be caught dead there alone because of the sexual activity and the stripping.

This is what i hear about it too! I hear its A LOT more than a strip club and some quite disturbing things go on there. Not sexy at all. But thats just what I hear. Some of the stories made me sick to the stomach. I used to waitress at a strip club in SanFran it was much more decent.

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Lawd yes mi ere ov deh XXX.

Night Kimmy see yuh inna deh aftanoon

I waan fi check it out when mi guh dung! I heard that it's a strip club...but also a club club...I've never been to a strip club before and life is too darn short fi deal wid too many hang ups! Ken is like "Yuh MAD...but mi love yuh fuh dat!"

Mi cousin tell mi it's 'OFF DEH HOOK!!!' Jus' checking fi see if hennyone else 'ave an opinion bout hit!

Love ya,

Gill

Good morning.

My aunt celebrated her 50th birthday in Mobay last November. The guys who worked at the resort told us about sexual acts at the strip club off the hip strip. There's a famous midget who has a 12-inch member everyone kept talking him. I think he performs in Mobay and Negril. I talked two of my brothers-in-law into taking us there. Needless to say we never saw the show...we waited for 2 hours. My aunt was so upset...we had to drag the woman outta the club She kept saying...where's the #######??

Oh my God! I heard about this midget too! My ex say him at a show and said it was the most disturbing thing he ever saw!!! He said the girls looked as though they did not enjoy any of it and it the "bouncers" or whatever they are called were forcing them to have sex with the midget. He described the club as an exploit for women and it seemed that it was an sex sevitude place rather than a strip club. That saddened me and grossed me out!

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**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning Fam,

Hope ya'll are doing well tiddeh...IT IS FREEZING IN NY tiddeh...How is it where you are? Well, I hope everyone had a good night! Hopefully Classy didn't get you too drunk wid dem cocktail deh!!

Look 'ere, mi sarry if mi post dis wan before...but mi lose mi list of wah mi post and nuh post...however, this one bares repeating hennyway!!

Have a bless-ed day !!

Gill

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How To Love Your Jamaican Man

1. Never ask where yu man has been, where him coming from or where him going Don't always feel him going to another woman. If yu treated him right he will soon come back. If him don't come back, well you have to work pon dat!

2. Always make sure de food deh pon de table when him come thru de door. Member, "regular fried dumpling keeps your man a humping".

3. Don't forget the "Irish Moss" and "Guinness". A nuff ah dem like pork, but just don't call it pork ... yu mad! Call it a fancy foreign name like ham or franks! Ah it dem mother did grow dem up pon.

4. Never get upset if he accidentally sleeps with yuh friend, sister, or even mother. That only means he is a good man, dem would have never slept with him if him was worthless! Is dem fault fi a pressure him!

5. Never tell yuh man seh yu pregnant - well, not til yuh hide him passport!

6. Never ask how many baby mother yuh man have. Dis may lead to embarrassment because him may have lost count.

7. If him grab yuh up! Tell him that's not how to show love, some think that is the way but don't call de police. It don't mek no sense, because you always end up bailing him out of jail.

8. Never tell yuh man is not your real hair! Dem love long hair gal. Keep telling him dat you're half-Chinese or yu have Indjun in yuh family.

9. Don't listen to your girlfriends advice, especially if dem don't have no man. How can someone with no man tell you how to keep one. Dem always telling you that 'him controlling yu'. She just want someone to keep her company because she have no man. Some of dem even have funny intentions.

10. Never ask to drive your man's car, or give him directions, or tell him to ask for directions when he is lost. Him soon find him way! Grin and bear it.

11. Never ask for your man's home number and address ... some ladies get this strange idea after seeing their man fe three years and having several children for him that this somehow entitles dem to dis privileged information. Be realistic! The relationship is still in its early stages. However, your man might feel generous and offer up his cell phone or pager digits. Be grateful!!!

Ha Ha Numba 11 his funny!!

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afternoon all..mi deh home hubby gimme him cold..i was a mess last night.

Suzy, some men are selfish in this way..more time they don't care who is giving them a child just as long as they get their child. U just do what is best for u, cause i'm sure he knows that ur marriage have some issues that cannot be solved by a child.

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everybody gone lef mi inna di lonely room...

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I'm here

Now wey yuh dey?!!

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I'm here

Now wey yuh dey?!!

ahaha mi deh yah browse

so u wanna hear sumptin funny...so mi drink some nyquil last night right and den a likkle jiuce fi tek out di taste..hubby seh, u see it u nah go get better cause u nuffi drink nuttin cold...mi belly nearly buss....Jamaicans can kill u wid dem old wives tale bwoy...

Edited January 3, 2008 by kimmykashi

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I am here too!!! Browsing the other forums...there are some interesting reads out there

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why I don't see yalls names down in the room list?

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I'm here

Now wey yuh dey?!!

ahaha mi deh yah browse

so u wanna hear sumptin funny...so mi drink some nyquil last night right and den a likkle jiuce fi tek out di taste..hubby seh, u see it u nah go get better cause u nuffi drink nuttin cold...mi belly nearly buss....Jamaicans can kill u wid dem old wives tale bwoy...

I get that all the time too...that and when I walk on the bare floor without "house slippers" how I am going to catch pnemonia or something. All it takes is for me to sniffle or sneeze and he is like "mi tell yuh but yuh nah listen".

Edited January 3, 2008 by Yardiewife

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oohh! Yardie mi seh yuh will cyatch cold walking round deh home barefoot!

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why I don't see yalls names down in the room list?

I go anonymous so that if my boss ever wanted to check up on me That way it is also private in your profile so that they can't see when you were on. For me it is a work thing.

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oh! How yuh do that? Plus don't your boss have access to your computer cookies and history anyway?

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why I don't see yalls names down in the room list?

cause mi never logged out from PC so everytime mi open VJ it sign mi as how i was last time...ok is every else confused with dat statement

mi log out an log back in...can u see me now ...heheee