My name ain't Stella....

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JAwi..mi luv u..ur wish is my command...putus !

Good. Bring my man out of Canada.

hhahahaaaa...waooieeee !!!! ok..how u want him come..inna a suit case, inna di trunk ar wah

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Fi mi year start out pon the wron foot.......

Fuss.this likke eeidiat boy com start cuss me fi no reason.....mi kinda like him so mi mek that gwan...but it a raise mi blood pressue seh mi couldn't.no wouldn't cuss him out good and proper.

Then mi girlfriend from Florida come a NY and we were going to hang she go carry har husband and him family......granted mi nuh mine di pikney dem, fi bad buoy di dideh......but I am going through some stuff and she brought him around all lovey dovey and crapppppppp

Then to make matters worst the likkle dutty buoy whah mi married come call mi. yes mi call him last night, but it normally takes him a week or more to call me back.........talking bout." Oh you busy .....( getting all upset) I gwan call you lata....you man must be there...............who gives him the rightttttttttttttttttttt...I wanted to sah scunt you aint got the right to be questioning me............but I miss him so much all I could do was say, no nothing like that hon, I am just waking and getting ready for work.

Then mi com a work and the first thing mi see " I DON'T LIKE YOUR PRINTER!!!!!!!!!!" all I could do was turn and walk out my office and ask someone if they know where my office is because apparently that is not mine........... then like about 10 people rush me at the same time , asking for keys to copies..I got fed up and walked out.The social worker, ran back to her office and called me on the phone........ , it not really funny because I felt like everything was coming down on me........

Then I have this big project doing and because I am sitting in teh main office by the phone, everytime teh phone rings, I gotta answer it...the old fart they have in the next office won't even pick it up..........( well I could get up but that means I won't be able to log in and check on here.)

Mek mi stop.....Gill I think I gotta push this true

Mek mi go home and get a noice drink cause THIS TOO SHALL PASS

Lawd Jesus! Mek mi stop han get mi hown glass fi wine afta reading dis ere! I know how those days go Maddy! Like Gill seh This Too Shall Pass. Just keep yuh self busy hup wit lotta tings yuh kno.

Sorry you had such a rough day Phatty. I hope that tomorrow is better.

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Madame..don't feel bad bout yuh day..casue mi an u inna di same bout..I think I snapped at every patient that came in today and mi neva give a dyam..well at that moment

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Mya: But…but…he loved her since high school T! I can’t compete with that. She came over when I was there and watched us making love. Then she started laughing at me and talking about me. I don’t know what she said…but I know that it wasn’t good. I jumped on her and beat her a**. Then…then I asked Travis to perform oral sex on me and he told me….WAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII…he told me that he doesn’t lick pork! He called me a pig Toya. A damn pig. What is he going to think when the weight really packs on?

Toya: Huh? Wait…wait a minute. Hold on. When? I mean where? Why? Why didn’t you tell me this before now? I’m sure that he didn’t mean that literally. Are you sure you understood him right?

Mya: Of course he told me that he didn’t mean it like that…but…but…I love him so much Toya. I love you too, and I’m going to disgrace your day by busting out of my dress!

Toya: Trust me Mya. Travis loves you, and you already know that I love you. You will probably steal the show from me and every other woman at the wedding. You look simply radiant with your pregnant glow.

The seamstress works diligently in silence on Mya’s dress as the women talk. She thinks that Mya is absurdly high maintenance, but she doesn’t allow her face to betray her thoughts. If Mya tried to blame her for the snugness of the dress, she would have let off one string of bad words. The seamstress is relieved that she never made the final alterations by cutting off the excess fabric from the new seams. It would only take her about 30 minutes to redo the seams.

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The seamstress works diligently in silence on Mya’s dress as the women talk. She thinks that Mya is absurdly high maintenance, but she doesn’t allow her face to betray her thoughts. If Mya tried to blame her for the snugness of the dress, she would have let off one string of bad words. The seamstress is relieved that she never made the final alterations by cutting off the excess fabric from the new seams. It would only take her about 30 minutes to redo the seams.

u shoulda open u fiesty mout an den u woulda si tight

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When Mya tries the dress on again, it is a perfect fit. She smiles timidly at her image. Mya has to admit that she looks amazingly thin. Mya and Toya thank the semstress, and they carry their dresses out to the car. Toya drives off toward the hotel to enjoy the rest of the day relaxing at the spa.

Toya's dress:

Mya's dress:

Edited January 3, 2008 by jawi876

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ok, now mi see why u a bawl Mya...who can fit in dat dyam tube u get fi a dress....long dutty kissteet...

but mi love it still ...

Edited January 3, 2008 by kimmykashi

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ok, now mi see why u a bawl Mya...who can fit in dat dyam tube u get fi a dress....long dutty kissteet...

but mi love it still ...

I love the color! Doesn't it look like a Mya dress?

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ok, now mi see why u a bawl Mya...who can fit in dat dyam tube u get fi a dress....long dutty kissteet...

but mi love it still ...

I love the color! Doesn't it look like a Mya dress?

yes mi love di color to....it's a nice dress

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Let me just say...mi cyah wait fi deh story fi com back!!! Its been so long I forget where we left off. Mek mi go baak and read!

Mar, mew and u both..we lef off when Mr mention answer Melodee phone

Hey guys;

HAPPY NEW YEAR again!!!

Myncomputer is back up and running. Seems like my son did not cause the problem at all. My power cord seems to have shorted out. Good talking to you guys, you all my my days, so now I will be talking while I am home.

Love you all.

welcome back clairey baby..glad it was nothing too terrible..now we can pick up weh we left off ..how did pillow a do..u upgrade to the body pillow yet....?

ok, why mi deh yah a chat to miself..weh everybody deh... ?

Thats right Kimmy! Ian answered the call and Delmar was on it!! Woo Hoo! I can't wait!!

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Toya: It's okay honey! Maybe the seamstress recorded the wrong measurements. It's only tight in the breast and hips. I'm sure they can take it out a little.

Mya: Take it out?! Are you freaking kidding me? You are talking to me! Mya, the supermodel. I have never had to have anything taken OUT! I'm already packing on the pounds with this pregnancy. What am I going to do? All of my clothes are going to be too small. I can't shop right now, because I don't know how big I'm going to get!

Sh**! Sh**! I can't do this! I can't do this.

Toya: Calm down Mya. You are beautiful, and you are carrying your beautiful baby boy or girl for the man that you love. After you have the baby, you will get your figure back. Women would still kill for your figure girl. You are flawless.

Mya: *weeping* I'm fat! Look at my arms! Look at this double chin! How am I going to keep Travis looking like this? He was attracted to my body. He won't love me as a blimp! Have you seen his ex Melodee? She doesn't have an ounce of body fat!

Toya: Shut the he** up Mya! You tell me all the time that I'm not fat, that I am just thick. I'm twice your size! So, should I be insulted by your ranting and raving about a couple of pounds? Travis is not with you because of your body sweetie. You wouldn't have fallen in love with a man so shallow and fickle. That man loves your dirty panties, and he would do anything for you. You have found the real one this time baby girl. And, what in the he** does Melodee have to do with anything? Since when have you been envious of another woman?

Aw yeah!!! Jawi's back. I was so happy when I saw this I was ready fi scream out inna deh wuk place!

I knew Mya was gonna seh har gain much pounds. She needs a buss up side har headtop fi all dat foolishness har chat bout! I thought Toya was gonna slap one good one! LOL!! lawd this gyal got pregnant and started gaining baby fat all in a matter of a week! Woo!!

Awww..Mya hunny..di hormones dem a go wacko aready..u just wait u no see nuttin yet baby love...when u waan wear u blouse wah u love so much an di titi dem just a bulge out.....u'll get ova it sweets..just get a tummy tuck afta di belly cause mi know u nah ave anodda pickney fi add to di ounce wah u gain from dis yah one...hahaaa

Mi cyah wait feh mi titi tuh buldge!!

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Mar..u betta go ask Shauna, Jax, Rhonda, an Jonsie wah dem did do ar which bran a water dem drink...did u seeJonsie titi dem a buss out a har cute dress...lol

Edited January 3, 2008 by kimmykashi

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Mya's dress:

Oh my god! I love Myas dress. I love the irridescent color!

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Mar..u betta go ask Shauna, Jax, Rhonda, an Jonsie wah dem did do ar which bran a water dem drink...did u seeJonsie titi dem a buss out a har cute dress...lol

Well I am hoping when I'm preggers they will just go up 1 or 2 sizes cause i'm small right now. I like being small, but mi wan fi kno how mi look wit deh big twins dem!

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Mar..u betta go ask Shauna, Jax, Rhonda, an Jonsie wah dem did do ar which bran a water dem drink...did u seeJonsie titi dem a buss out a har cute dress...lol

Well I am hoping when I'm preggers they will just go up 1 or 2 sizes cause i'm small right now. I like being small, but mi wan fi kno how mi look wit deh big twins dem!

mi woulda luv fi SMALL tu...picha a size 6 wid double DD titi..mi tired fi carry dem now...dresses no fit, mi affi wear only certain tings...long kissteet...one ting mi did love is wid mi dawta dem neva swell at all...I guess dem couldn't go no more..production shut down...