My name ain't Stella....

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Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself.

I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance!

Here is one pic for Toya to look at.

Welcome Wakey, love your pic

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OK, totally off topic...onnuh hevery guh tuh a site called "Rudejam.com"...WELL...mi seh mi NEVA inna mi LIFE!!!! Bwoy, I was looking for some new Yardie jokes when mi come cross dis...I was like DYAM...mi love mi 'YARD' men dem!! Especially mi YARDman

Check it out...

Lita, I knoa, I knoa...mi deprived...just bare wid mi...few more days fi guh!!

http://rudejam.com/gallery/free/fresh2006/rudeboys/

Bless-ed,

Gill

P.S.- DO NOT LOOK AT THIS AROUND ANY BOSSES OR CHILDREN (hit may scare dem )!!!

GILL...U TOO OUT A ORDER..WEH U GO FINE DEM YAH PICCHA YERE..WOW !!

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http://rudejam.com/gallery/free/fresh2006/rudeboys/

Bless-ed,

Gill

Lawd Gill mi almost drop offah mi chair......... . I wouldn't mind bucking up one a dem <long> man A probably wouldn't know whah fi do wid him, but dem always sey it is like riding a bicycle.......

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http://rudejam.com/gallery/free/fresh2006/rudeboys/

Bless-ed,

Gill

Lawd Gill mi almost drop offah mi chair......... . I wouldn't mind bucking up one a dem <long> man A probably wouldn't know whah fi do wid him, but dem always sey it is like riding a bicycle.......

AHAHHAAA...WOIEEEEE..mek we ask Jawi she will sure know and can proly school u pon it....ahhaaa

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http://rudejam.com/gallery/free/fresh2006/rudeboys/

Bless-ed,

Gill

Lawd Gill mi almost drop offah mi chair......... . I wouldn't mind bucking up one a dem <long> man A probably wouldn't know whah fi do wid him, but dem always sey it is like riding a bicycle.......

AHAHHAAA...WOIEEEEE..mek we ask Jawi she will sure know and can proly school u pon it....ahhaaa

Tell her to let Mya gimme a holla..I really need some lesson.........

[Ta Ta 1]

awrite...can i wear this ? one a mi choices mi still a shop mi designer a do har ting ..by di way weh everybody deh tinite

nice dress Kimmy.

[Ta Ta 1]

mi a try on some dresses...bare wid mi cause mi no know how fi post just the pics

how is dis one ?

I did it

very elegant.

[Ta Ta 1]

Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself.

I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance!

Here is one pic for Toya to look at.

GREETINGS AND WELCOME WAKEY!!!!!

Good to have yuh with us...like Kimmy seh...nuh worry bout deh patois ting!! Jus tek yuh time and speak it out!! If yuh git stuck jus let us knoa...ain't no shame in dissa game!! We hall Sistren pon dis thread a look out fi each other! No judgements here either...we love the fact that you are looking to learn patois!

Blessed love and welcome again,

Gill

Can't be any worse than me mixing in African pidgen and Krio.

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Dang, Gill. I'm so glad hubby wasn't home when I opened that. I nearly fell off the chair too. Pretty sure I sucked all the air out of the room.

I forwarded that link on to a couple of friends who will probably study that site for hours. I can't wait to hear their lewd comments. I'm sure they are thanking you now.

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Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself.

I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance!

Here is one pic for Toya to look at.

I LOVE THIS DRESS!!! I remember seeing it when I was looking for dresses too.

If I had had a big church wedding, this woulda been the one. Although that model pulls it off better than I could cause she so long!

Welcome to the board Awakening. Yuh kno Jawi got us going crazy wit har story.

Mi like dat dress!! But let's not figit our Toya has 'curves'! We want something that will enhance har body!

Ok, mi a get back tuh wuk pon reading mi story!! I have been running around NYC trying fi git Ken's scavenger hunt items together!! He asked mi to bring him a Khaki Shorts outfit for Rebel Salute...arright inna deh mikkle a winter ...mi seh mi walk mi walk mi walk...mi finally find one Army Military store and got hit fi him!!

Although, deh old guy behind deh counter put hit inna fi him head that I was sending it to my fiance in Iraq!

I guess he missed deh Jamaica part!! Den him start fi ask mi which division 'im inna han squad...mi jus haffi talk louder han seh..."NO MY FIANCE IS IN JAMAICA!!!"

"JAMAICA??? Well what deh hell is he doing there...they starting to give us trouble too??" "Well, he must be in the SEALS working covertly...Tell him I hope he squashes whatever uprising they have their so he can get back to Iraq!!"

I was like "I'LL TELL HIM!!!" ...When mi tell Ken 'im need fi hurry back tuh Iraq...he was like "Which part?...Is dat a part of deh Visa sittin? Yuh haffi guh Iraq first??" A MESS!!!

Bless-ed,

Gill

This is so crazy! That man is ridiculous!!

Welome...girl u a no di only one wid some patwah issues if u anything like Jawi..lawd 'elp all a we..! welcome again

Kimmy

Hey Gilli..morning sweets...now mi see why u neva deh yah and we able fi gi u twinz

Ha ha This wat mi a sey!

Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself.

I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance!

Here is one pic for Toya to look at.

GREETINGS AND WELCOME WAKEY!!!!!

Good to have yuh with us...like Kimmy seh...nuh worry bout deh patois ting!! Jus tek yuh time and speak it out!! If yuh git stuck jus let us knoa...ain't no shame in dissa game!! We hall Sistren pon dis thread a look out fi each other! No judgements here either...we love the fact that you are looking to learn patois!

Blessed love and welcome again,

Gill

Lawd! Gill done already give yuh nickname!

[Marlita 0]

OK, totally off topic...onnuh hevery guh tuh a site called "Rudejam.com"...WELL...mi seh mi NEVA inna mi LIFE!!!! Bwoy, I was looking for some new Yardie jokes when mi come cross dis...I was like DYAM...mi love mi 'YARD' men dem!! Especially mi YARDman

Check it out...

Lita, I knoa, I knoa...mi deprived...just bare wid mi...few more days fi guh!!

http://rudejam.com/gallery/free/fresh2006/rudeboys/

Bless-ed,

Gill

P.S.- DO NOT LOOK AT THIS AROUND ANY BOSSES OR CHILDREN (hit may scare dem )!!!

Lawd Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!

Me neva tink dats wha mi ah see!!!! Gill yuh needs yuh YARD trip fass fass!!! Lawd, mi hart a jump wan beat!!

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OK, totally off topic...onnuh hevery guh tuh a site called "Rudejam.com"...WELL...mi seh mi NEVA inna mi LIFE!!!! Bwoy, I was looking for some new Yardie jokes when mi come cross

P.S.- DO NOT LOOK AT THIS AROUND ANY BOSSES OR CHILDREN (hit may scare dem )!!!

My gay co-worker told me about the website while I was waiting for Damien to come to the US He had a membership.

WOW!

[clairern 0]

ar dis

Mi like dat dress!! But let's not figit our Toya has 'curves'! We want something that will enhance har body!

Ok, mi a get back tuh wuk pon reading mi story!! I have been running around NYC trying fi git Ken's scavenger hunt items together!! He asked mi to bring him a Khaki Shorts outfit for Rebel Salute...arright inna deh mikkle a winter ...mi seh mi walk mi walk mi walk...mi finally find one Army Military store and got hit fi him!!

Although, deh old guy behind deh counter put hit inna fi him head that I was sending it to my fiance in Iraq!

I guess he missed deh Jamaica part!! Den him start fi ask mi which division 'im inna han squad...mi jus haffi talk louder han seh..."NO MY FIANCE IS IN JAMAICA!!!"

"JAMAICA??? Well what deh hell is he doing there...they starting to give us trouble too??" "Well, he must be in the SEALS working covertly...Tell him I hope he squashes whatever uprising they have their so he can get back to Iraq!!"

I was like "I'LL TELL HIM!!!" ...When mi tell Ken 'im need fi hurry back tuh Iraq...he was like "Which part?...Is dat a part of deh Visa sittin? Yuh haffi guh Iraq first??" A MESS!!!

Bless-ed,

Gill

Gillie;

You are a riot. When I read this last night I started laughing so hard, I almost choked on the popcorn I was having for movie night with my navy friends. I shared the joke with them and they also cracked up. The part about it being a part of the visa process really got me. Ken is a riot also, I know he was just gagging. It's no wonder you two are partners.

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happy new year to di family

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Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself.

I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance!

Here is one pic for Toya to look at.

Welcome Awaken