My name ain't Stella....

[Forever Young 1]

ar dis

Mi like dat dress!! But let's not figit our Toya has 'curves'! We want something that will enhance har body!

Ok, mi a get back tuh wuk pon reading mi story!! I have been running around NYC trying fi git Ken's scavenger hunt items together!! He asked mi to bring him a Khaki Shorts outfit for Rebel Salute...arright inna deh mikkle a winter ...mi seh mi walk mi walk mi walk...mi finally find one Army Military store and got hit fi him!!

Although, deh old guy behind deh counter put hit inna fi him head that I was sending it to my fiance in Iraq!

I guess he missed deh Jamaica part!! Den him start fi ask mi which division 'im inna han squad...mi jus haffi talk louder han seh..."NO MY FIANCE IS IN JAMAICA!!!"

"JAMAICA??? Well what deh hell is he doing there...they starting to give us trouble too??" "Well, he must be in the SEALS working covertly...Tell him I hope he squashes whatever uprising they have their so he can get back to Iraq!!"

I was like "I'LL TELL HIM!!!" ...When mi tell Ken 'im need fi hurry back tuh Iraq...he was like "Which part?...Is dat a part of deh Visa sittin? Yuh haffi guh Iraq first??" A MESS!!!

Bless-ed,

Gill

[wakeywakeup 1]

Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself.

I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance!

Here is one pic for Toya to look at.

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ar dis

Mi like dat dress!! But let's not figit our Toya has 'curves'! We want something that will enhance har body!

Ok, mi a get back tuh wuk pon reading mi story!! I have been running around NYC trying fi git Ken's scavenger hunt items together!! He asked mi to bring him a Khaki Shorts outfit for Rebel Salute...arright inna deh mikkle a winter ...mi seh mi walk mi walk mi walk...mi finally find one Army Military store and got hit fi him!!

Although, deh old guy behind deh counter put hit inna fi him head that I was sending it to my fiance in Iraq!

I guess he missed deh Jamaica part!! Den him start fi ask mi which division 'im inna han squad...mi jus haffi talk louder han seh..."NO MY FIANCE IS IN JAMAICA!!!"

"JAMAICA??? Well what deh hell is he doing there...they starting to give us trouble too??" "Well, he must be in the SEALS working covertly...Tell him I hope he squashes whatever uprising they have their so he can get back to Iraq!!"

I was like "I'LL TELL HIM!!!" ...When mi tell Ken 'im need fi hurry back tuh Iraq...he was like "Which part?...Is dat a part of deh Visa sittin? Yuh haffi guh Iraq first??" A MESS!!!

Bless-ed,

Gill

hahahaa..u know dem ole ppl have selective hearing....wooieeeee mi cyaan laugh mi woulda pop dung inna di store while mi a buy mi shorts..ahahhaahah him just want everybody fi go fight di war...fi him mentals dun mash up years ago...ahahahaa

Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself.

I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance!

Here is one pic for Toya to look at.

Welome...girl u a no di only one wid some patwah issues if u anything like Jawi..lawd 'elp all a we..! welcome again

Kimmy

Hey Gilli..morning sweets...now mi see why u neva deh yah and we able fi gi u twinz

[Forever Young 1]

Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself.

I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance!

Here is one pic for Toya to look at.

GREETINGS AND WELCOME WAKEY!!!!!

Good to have yuh with us...like Kimmy seh...nuh worry bout deh patois ting!! Jus tek yuh time and speak it out!! If yuh git stuck jus let us knoa...ain't no shame in dissa game!! We hall Sistren pon dis thread a look out fi each other! No judgements here either...we love the fact that you are looking to learn patois!

Blessed love and welcome again,

Gill

[Forever Young 1]

ar dis

Mi like dat dress!! But let's not figit our Toya has 'curves'! We want something that will enhance har body!

Ok, mi a get back tuh wuk pon reading mi story!! I have been running around NYC trying fi git Ken's scavenger hunt items together!! He asked mi to bring him a Khaki Shorts outfit for Rebel Salute...arright inna deh mikkle a winter ...mi seh mi walk mi walk mi walk...mi finally find one Army Military store and got hit fi him!!

Although, deh old guy behind deh counter put hit inna fi him head that I was sending it to my fiance in Iraq!

I guess he missed deh Jamaica part!! Den him start fi ask mi which division 'im inna han squad...mi jus haffi talk louder han seh..."NO MY FIANCE IS IN JAMAICA!!!"

"JAMAICA??? Well what deh hell is he doing there...they starting to give us trouble too??" "Well, he must be in the SEALS working covertly...Tell him I hope he squashes whatever uprising they have their so he can get back to Iraq!!"

I was like "I'LL TELL HIM!!!" ...When mi tell Ken 'im need fi hurry back tuh Iraq...he was like "Which part?...Is dat a part of deh Visa sittin? Yuh haffi guh Iraq first??" A MESS!!!

Bless-ed,

Gill

hahahaa..u know dem ole ppl have selective hearing....wooieeeee mi cyaan laugh mi woulda pop dung inna di store while mi a buy mi shorts..ahahhaahah him just want everybody fi go fight di war...fi him mentals dun mash up years ago...ahahahaa

Hey Gilli..morning sweets...now mi see why u neva deh yah and we able fi gi u twinz

Girl it was Ken's response that had mi dying! When him tink 'im afta guh Iraq furst!! He was like how long mi haffi dideh? Dem, give mi some sorta training or dem jus drop mi inna deh mikkle a deh desert wid mi gun?

"Baby Gurl, yuh doan knoa mi love yuh...but is deh hennyway round dissa Iraq sittin?" I was laughing so hard...I couldn't even breathe fi tell him...nuttin' nuh guh suh...YET!!!

Lawd, deh man inna deh store give mi a 30% discount cause 'im tink I was a military bride tuh be...mi jus smile a nod!

Bless-bless,

Gill

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hahahahaa...Ken is a riot..."dem a go gimme trainin ar juts drop mi inna di dessert wid one gun"...ahhaaaa poor ting...see how USCIS 'ave ppl..dem ppl believe dem affi go tru all insame stuff..hehee

[wakeywakeup 1]

Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself.

I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance!

Here is one pic for Toya to look at.

GREETINGS AND WELCOME WAKEY!!!!!

Good to have yuh with us...like Kimmy seh...nuh worry bout deh patois ting!! Jus tek yuh time and speak it out!! If yuh git stuck jus let us knoa...ain't no shame in dissa game!! We hall Sistren pon dis thread a look out fi each other! No judgements here either...we love the fact that you are looking to learn patois!

Blessed love and welcome again,

Gill

I like deh nickname "Wakey" Yuh mek me proud fi join deh site.

[Forever Young 1]

Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself.

I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance!

Here is one pic for Toya to look at.

GREETINGS AND WELCOME WAKEY!!!!!

Good to have yuh with us...like Kimmy seh...nuh worry bout deh patois ting!! Jus tek yuh time and speak it out!! If yuh git stuck jus let us knoa...ain't no shame in dissa game!! We hall Sistren pon dis thread a look out fi each other! No judgements here either...we love the fact that you are looking to learn patois!

Blessed love and welcome again,

Gill

I like deh nickname "Wakey" Yuh mek me proud fi join deh site.

No problem Wakey...truss mi hask hennyonepon deh thread mi love fi give hout nickname! ...

Bless,

Gill

P.S.- yuh a cyatch on quick wid deh patois Mon!!

[Forever Young 1]

OK, totally off topic...onnuh hevery guh tuh a site called "Rudejam.com"...WELL...mi seh mi NEVA inna mi LIFE!!!! Bwoy, I was looking for some new Yardie jokes when mi come cross dis...I was like DYAM...mi love mi 'YARD' men dem!! Especially mi YARDman

Check it out...

Lita, I knoa, I knoa...mi deprived...just bare wid mi...few more days fi guh!!

http://rudejam.com/gallery/free/fresh2006/rudeboys/

Bless-ed,

Gill

P.S.- DO NOT LOOK AT THIS AROUND ANY BOSSES OR CHILDREN (hit may scare dem )!!!

Edited December 30, 2007 by Deyoungting

[Shemmy 4]

OK, totally off topic...onnuh hevery guh tuh a site called "Rudejam.com"...WELL...mi seh mi NEVA inna mi LIFE!!!! Bwoy, I was looking for some new Yardie jokes when mi come cross dis...I was like DYAM...mi love mi 'YARD' men dem!! Especially mi YARDman

Check it out...

Lita, I knoa, I knoa...mi deprived...just bare wid mi...few more days fi guh!!

http://rudejam.com/gallery/free/fresh2006/rudeboys/

Bless-ed,

Gill

P.S.- DO NOT LOOK AT THIS AROUND ANY BOSSES OR CHILDREN (hit may scare dem )!!!

My gay co-worker told me about the website while I was waiting for Damien to come to the US He had a membership.

[wakeywakeup 1]

OK, totally off topic...onnuh hevery guh tuh a site called "Rudejam.com"...WELL...mi seh mi NEVA inna mi LIFE!!!! Bwoy, I was looking for some new Yardie jokes when mi come cross dis...I was like DYAM...mi love mi 'YARD' men dem!! Especially mi YARDman

Check it out...

Lita, I knoa, I knoa...mi deprived...just bare wid mi...few more days fi guh!!

http://rudejam.com/gallery/free/fresh2006/rudeboys/

Bless-ed,

Gill

P.S.- DO NOT LOOK AT THIS AROUND ANY BOSSES OR CHILDREN (hit may scare dem )!!!

Have mercy DeYoungting!! Me Luv Luv dem pictures. You rude to rass.

[Shemmy 4]

Welcome Awakening 1.

[Forever Young 1]

OK, totally off topic...onnuh hevery guh tuh a site called "Rudejam.com"...WELL...mi seh mi NEVA inna mi LIFE!!!! Bwoy, I was looking for some new Yardie jokes when mi come cross dis...I was like DYAM...mi love mi 'YARD' men dem!! Especially mi YARDman

Check it out...

Lita, I knoa, I knoa...mi deprived...just bare wid mi...few more days fi guh!!

http://rudejam.com/gallery/free/fresh2006/rudeboys/

Bless-ed,

Gill

P.S.- DO NOT LOOK AT THIS AROUND ANY BOSSES OR CHILDREN (hit may scare dem )!!!

My gay co-worker told me about the website while I was waiting for Damien to come to the US He had a membership.

MI RAHTID!!!! AH MEMBASHIP!!!!! Bwoy, him was really in tuh hit (cyaan seh mi blame 'im still!!!!!)

Gill

[Forever Young 1]

OK, totally off topic...onnuh hevery guh tuh a site called "Rudejam.com"...WELL...mi seh mi NEVA inna mi LIFE!!!! Bwoy, I was looking for some new Yardie jokes when mi come cross dis...I was like DYAM...mi love mi 'YARD' men dem!! Especially mi YARDman

Check it out...

Lita, I knoa, I knoa...mi deprived...just bare wid mi...few more days fi guh!!

http://rudejam.com/gallery/free/fresh2006/rudeboys/

Bless-ed,

Gill

P.S.- DO NOT LOOK AT THIS AROUND ANY BOSSES OR CHILDREN (hit may scare dem )!!!

Have mercy DeYoungting!! Me Luv Luv dem pictures. You rude to rass.

ALWAYS!!!!! Maybe Jawi cyan use soma these pictures inna har story...especially deh 'Stabin' ones!!

[phatmadame81 0]

ar dis

Mi like dat dress!! But let's not figit our Toya has 'curves'! We want something that will enhance har body!

Ok, mi a get back tuh wuk pon reading mi story!! I have been running around NYC trying fi git Ken's scavenger hunt items together!! He asked mi to bring him a Khaki Shorts outfit for Rebel Salute...arright inna deh mikkle a winter ...mi seh mi walk mi walk mi walk...mi finally find one Army Military store and got hit fi him!!

Although, deh old guy behind deh counter put hit inna fi him head that I was sending it to my fiance in Iraq!

I guess he missed deh Jamaica part!! Den him start fi ask mi which division 'im inna han squad...mi jus haffi talk louder han seh..."NO MY FIANCE IS IN JAMAICA!!!"

"JAMAICA??? Well what deh hell is he doing there...they starting to give us trouble too??" "Well, he must be in the SEALS working covertly...Tell him I hope he squashes whatever uprising they have their so he can get back to Iraq!!"

I was like "I'LL TELL HIM!!!" ...When mi tell Ken 'im need fi hurry back tuh Iraq...he was like "Which part?...Is dat a part of deh Visa sittin? Yuh haffi guh Iraq first??" A MESS!!!

Bless-ed,

Gill