My name ain't Stella....

[Sonshyne 2]

Hi Jawi Mi se yuh

RASS! Yuh mean fe tell mi de magic cloak pill nuh wuk? BC!

ahahaha u one ratid sumting Jawi....no di cloak no wuk.. ...just a note mi naa hide mi just log in automatically and mi never change..oonuh can see mi still don't

Ie nuh wuk tidey Nuh sar mi see yuh

[jawi876 2]

Hi Jawi Mi se yuh

RASS! Yuh mean fe tell mi de magic cloak pill nuh wuk? BC!

ahahaha u one ratid sumting Jawi....no di cloak no wuk.. ...just a note mi naa hide mi just log in automatically and mi never change..oonuh can see mi still don't

mi have fe log in agen every time me disconnect frum hinternet! Cha. Mi cyan see ow yuh move til yuh post like wan snipper.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Hi Jawi Mi se yuh

RASS! Yuh mean fe tell mi de magic cloak pill nuh wuk? BC!

ahahaha u one ratid sumting Jawi....no di cloak no wuk.. ...just a note mi naa hide mi just log in automatically and mi never change..oonuh can see mi still don't

mi have fe log in agen every time me disconnect frum hinternet! Cha. Mi cyan see ow yuh move til yuh post like wan snipper.

hahahaa...u see it..affi keep it movin

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(((((JAWI)))))))) dat betta not be IT !..come come post away....weh she deh

[jawi876 2]

Store Clerk: I understand Mr. Royale. However, your card was declined twice. Would you like to provide an alternate method of payment at this time?

Ian: Excuse me? I have never been declined. You must be mistaken, it is a platinum card. Forget it, let’s not create a scene. I will take care of it later. Please use my corporate card instead. Thanks.

Melodee walks out to the front of the store carrying the small red bikini in her hands just as the clerk announces a grand total of $4,612.92.

Melodee: What? Ian, that is too much baby. Really. We were only supposed to buy a dress for the wedding remember?

Ian: Do not embarrass me Melodee. A shopping spree is just that…a spree. Remember that no decision I make is…

Melodee: unplanned. I’m sorry. Did you pay for this as well? I don’t think she will be able to sell it otherwise.

oonuh nasty like..Melode don't u know u caan try on bathing suits pon bare skin..who does that? it's like buying underwear

Ok!! Fi real

Yuh nuh see har Suga Daddy tell har fe step hout inna video light and whine pon de edge? Har neva wear wan bath suit...juss tee shirt and baggies. cha!

[Sonshyne 2]

Bwoy di ppl pon dis yah site can tek tings wah ppl seh a run wid gone inna one next direction eeii man..Mi a check out one question was JesseG post a bwoy. It no mek u waan answer no question noboddy ask

I just read that and I agree.

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Yuh nuh see har Suga Daddy tell har fe step hout inna video light and whine pon de edge? Har neva wear wan bath suit...juss tee shirt and baggies. cha!

ahhahaha....dyam country come a town ...no used to nuttin

[jawi876 2]

When they exit the store, and the store personnel has loaded the last bag into the trunk, Melodee allows herself to speak.

Melodee: Ian, I am so grateful for everything. But, you don’t have to do this. I can’t possibly find enough places to wear those clothes since I wear a uniform to work everyday. I feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Ooman. I’m a little confused though. We have all day. Why did you tell her that we were running short on time? Are you tired of being out with me already?

rrrriiinnnnggg…rrrinnnggg

Ian: Are you going to answer it, or shall I? I think a starting budget of $5,000 should be enough motivation for you to finally get rid of the loser. I don’t want to hear you beat around the bush about it either.

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Ian: Are you going to answer it, or shall I? I think a starting budget of $5,000 should be enough motivation for you to finally get rid of the loser. I don’t want to hear you beat around the bush about it either.

enuff fi wah ? she a sell pums ? .. 'im a put down a deposit..hehhee. Melodee u no know wah u go get ur self inna

[jawi876 2]

Melodee: Let me handle it my way Ian. Just a sec. *Melodee leans over and kisses Ian with the passion she normally reserved for Tran* Eh-llo? Whaa gwaan Chantelle? Nuh sar, mi neva go. Mi ago link yuh lata zeen. Nuh man. Mi still need de Erasa…mi juss cyan link yuh now. Yeah mi gyal, lata. Likkle more.

Ian: Well?

Melodee: You have got to start learning patwah Ian. I was speaking to my best friend Chantelle. She wanted to meet me here in town, but I told her that I was a little busy right now.

Ian: Oh. You could have let her come. Show off your new man and good fortune a little. Soon, you will be the envy of all your friends and co-workers. Ride with me Gem, and the world is in your palm.

Melodee: I was hoping that we could use the free time we have now to finish what we started in the dressing room. I can tell you how to get to somewhere a little less crowded.

Ian: Really? So, you want Daddy more than jewelry? I think I’ve created a little monster. Ha-ha.

Melodee: Jewelry? Really? Likkle Gem can wait in that case. *giggle*

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Ian mi no want u...gimme di jewelry..lasts much longer and it no bite..ahahaa

[Yaads 0]

Ian mi no want u...gimme di jewelry..lasts much longer and it no bite..ahahaa

Fi real See how quick she jump from "lets finish what we start" to "lets get that jewelry"...even Ian should pick up on that

Listen to how great our company is...

The higher ups make so much money yet they are so cheap. Last night we had our "holiday party" which I was told about the same morning and they went to a restaurant/bar right after work (so we could hit happy hour), no spouses invited and the boss didn't pay for drinks or a meal...just appetizers (which were 1/2 price because it was happy hour)...wow we sure felt appreciated...not I didn't even bother to go because I had other plans...but come on.

Yes I am thankful for my job and the fact that it is pretty easy...but come one guys...we could use some upgrades.

Wow..... No drink... No spouse... = NO Sonshyne

Same here

[Sonshyne 2]

When they exit the store, and the store personnel has loaded the last bag into the trunk, Melodee allows herself to

rrrriiinnnnggg…rrrinnnggg

Ian: Are you going to answer it, or shall I? I think a starting budget of $5,000 should be enough motivation for you to finally get rid of the loser. I don’t want to hear you beat around the bush about it either.

Wha 'im chat bout $5000? Mel betta watch har self... Ian spend his money on har and now 'im gwan like he own har

[Yaads 0]

so everybody gone again ...how ur SO dealing wid di cold and or snow ?

Mi still 'ere Kimmy reading from thread to thread and "trying to look like" mi working wen deh massa boss come pon deh office Lawd nuh mi nuh do nuting all mawning but watch de clock

I do the same I have 328 minutes of work left

[Yaads 0]

Bwoy di ppl pon dis yah site can tek tings wah ppl seh a run wid gone inna one next direction eeii man..Mi a check out one question was JesseG post a bwoy. It no mek u waan answer no question noboddy ask

I just read that and I agree.

Me too! I can't believe how rude people can be you best believe if one from the OT "clique" asked it everybody would have answered it and it would be 4 pages long by now *kissteet*