My name ain't Stella....

[Marlita 1]

Can I just rant a bit for how blasted ungrateful people can be A gift should come from the heart and the fact that someone put time and effort (not to mention money) into getting a thoughtful gift should be enough for people! I had a distant relative seriously say at our extended family Christmas party "but this isn't one of the things I put on my Christmas wish list" when we exchanged gifts. She went on to say to the whole room "I gave out a list for this very reason...so I wouldn't get a stupid gift I didn't want" Lord knows I had to be held back from beating the girl down. So blasted ungrateful and rude!!! She is 16 and if I was her mom I would have made her go up to every single person at the party and apologize plus give the "stupid" gift back. Her mom didn't do a damn thing Trust me it got me so vexed especially when NOT one person said anything to her about her attitude except me and even then she just looked at me like I was stupid and walked away. It shouldn't be my job...she has parents and grandparents and others that should have said and done something. Bwoy I tell yah...if it did mi pickney...dem would be dead right now!

Yo Yardie, she dyam brtghy & outta order yes!!! I can't believe her Mumma never seh a word!!! Mi wouldda give one rahtid lick yuh see..16 not too old ft still git lick!!! Han she wouldda give back dat gift han hevery other one she git!!! Yuh see pickney tiddeh, dem a figit deh TRUE meaning a Christmas!!! But yuh knoa wat if har Mumma wouldda tek under har hand before now, she wouldnna stay suh!!! Yuh stay deh mark my words...this is jus deh beginning of har Mumma's troubles!!!

Blessed, Gill

Oh lawd Gill! Yuh gwan lick yuh twin pickney dat wey too?

Awwww...that is too precious Classy

My 12 yr old son gave me a wonderful present tonight. $400 worth of downloaded games on his cell phone.

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

My 12 yr old son gave me a wonderful present tonight. $400 worth of downloaded games on his cell phone.

OMG!!

I would sell that phone SO fast!!!

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Can I just rant a bit for how blasted ungrateful people can be A gift should come from the heart and the fact that someone put time and effort (not to mention money) into getting a thoughtful gift should be enough for people! I had a distant relative seriously say at our extended family Christmas party "but this isn't one of the things I put on my Christmas wish list" when we exchanged gifts. She went on to say to the whole room "I gave out a list for this very reason...so I wouldn't get a stupid gift I didn't want" Lord knows I had to be held back from beating the girl down. So blasted ungrateful and rude!!! She is 16 and if I was her mom I would have made her go up to every single person at the party and apologize plus give the "stupid" gift back. Her mom didn't do a damn thing Trust me it got me so vexed especially when NOT one person said anything to her about her attitude except me and even then she just looked at me like I was stupid and walked away. It shouldn't be my job...she has parents and grandparents and others that should have said and done something. Bwoy I tell yah...if it did mi pickney...dem would be dead right now!

Yo Yardie, she dyam brtghy & outta order yes!!! I can't believe her Mumma never seh a word!!! Mi wouldda give one rahtid lick yuh see..16 not too old ft still git lick!!! Han she wouldda give back dat gift han hevery other one she git!!! Yuh see pickney tiddeh, dem a figit deh TRUE meaning a Christmas!!! But yuh knoa wat if har Mumma wouldda tek under har hand before now, she wouldnna stay suh!!! Yuh stay deh mark my words...this is jus deh beginning of har Mumma's troubles!!!

Blessed, Gill

Oh lawd Gill! Yuh gwan lick yuh twin pickney dat wey too?

Awwww...that is too precious Classy

My 12 yr old son gave me a wonderful present tonight. $400 worth of downloaded games on his cell phone.

OMG !! what ! mi would call di phone company and mek up something fi dem tek dem off..my gosh

[jawi876 2]

Can I just rant a bit for how blasted ungrateful people can be A gift should come from the heart and the fact that someone put time and effort (not to mention money) into getting a thoughtful gift should be enough for people! I had a distant relative seriously say at our extended family Christmas party "but this isn't one of the things I put on my Christmas wish list" when we exchanged gifts. She went on to say to the whole room "I gave out a list for this very reason...so I wouldn't get a stupid gift I didn't want" Lord knows I had to be held back from beating the girl down. So blasted ungrateful and rude!!! She is 16 and if I was her mom I would have made her go up to every single person at the party and apologize plus give the "stupid" gift back. Her mom didn't do a damn thing Trust me it got me so vexed especially when NOT one person said anything to her about her attitude except me and even then she just looked at me like I was stupid and walked away. It shouldn't be my job...she has parents and grandparents and others that should have said and done something. Bwoy I tell yah...if it did mi pickney...dem would be dead right now!

Yo Yardie, she dyam brtghy & outta order yes!!! I can't believe her Mumma never seh a word!!! Mi wouldda give one rahtid lick yuh see..16 not too old ft still git lick!!! Han she wouldda give back dat gift han hevery other one she git!!! Yuh see pickney tiddeh, dem a figit deh TRUE meaning a Christmas!!! But yuh knoa wat if har Mumma wouldda tek under har hand before now, she wouldnna stay suh!!! Yuh stay deh mark my words...this is jus deh beginning of har Mumma's troubles!!!

Blessed, Gill

Oh lawd Gill! Yuh gwan lick yuh twin pickney dat wey too?

Awwww...that is too precious Classy

My 12 yr old son gave me a wonderful present tonight. $400 worth of downloaded games on his cell phone.

OMG !! what ! mi would call di phone company and mek up something fi dem tek dem off..my gosh

The sad part of it is that I work for the company. They don't give employees credit on anything period. We can't even make payment arrangements. Bill due. Bill paid. The bill for a regular person would have been double that because we get half off each download.

I wanted to catch a case last night. I was absolutely livid!

[jawi876 2]

Ian: Who the phock was that? Don’t rush off on my behalf!

Melodee: Excuse me?

Ian: Melodee, look you need to finish your business with old boy. I’m ready to make you my woman, and I can’t deal with you sneaking to use your phone and sh**. I’m very jealous and possessive. I will give you everything you will ever need, but I need to be able to trust you. You don’t need to talk to that punk again for anything. He**, I’m not even trying to check the broad I came down here for anymore. Are you serious Melodee? Do you want to be my girl? Or, is this just a little bit of fun for you?

Melodee: I like you Ian. I really do. But, my life didn’t just start when you bumped into me at the airport. I was speaking to my mother when you walked in. I know that my ex has been calling a lot, and I will deal with it in my own time. We need to just take time to get to know each other, and enjoy our time together. I’m not sure that I am looking for a new man right now. There is so much I need to think about. Maybe my coming here was a mistake. I think…I think…I don’t know what to think anymore.

Ian: Hold on wait a minute. Don’t make a rush decision. We can work through this Gem. Now, do you want to tell me what caused you to break down before I left? I’m willing to wait until you are ready to talk, but we will talk about it. I am trying to be on my best behavior with you to show you how much I’m really feeling you. Melodee, let’s get dressed, and do some shopping. I’m sure that we do us both a world of good. Okay?

Melodee: Ummm…I don’t know Ian. Ummmm…okay. Thanks for giving me time to process my feelings.

Ian: You will love me before it’s all said and done. You will wonder how you ever got along without me.

Melodee: Ian…

Ian: Chill girl and get your fine a** dressed! Sexy motherph**er. Damn you the sh** girl. You better hurry up in those sexy a** underwear before I jump you’re a**!

Melodee: *Melodee slides on the warm-up suit, places her hair back into a high ponytail, and applies a thin layer of tinted lip gloss* Alrigh Mr. Royale numba Tree. How long are you staying in Jamaica?

[jawi876 2]

Ian: *Changes his rumbled tee for a crisp button down white shirt with wide cuffs, then slides his feet back into the closed toe sandals from the previous night. He uses a brush to groom his eyebrows and goatee* I don’t know. How long do you want me here beautiful?

Melodee: That’s not my decision.

Ian: Why not? I’m not here for any other reason at this point but you. How about you flying back to the States with me? I’ll take care of everything. Hell, bring a friend, your mother…anybody that will make you feel more comfortable. I can get you an apartment, or you can just stay with me for a minute. You are too fine for this broke third world country.

Melodee: Ha-ha. You’re not easy Mr. Royale. Slow down. Are you sure you have dated before? You are very demanding.

I have you know that I am very proud of my country, and I won’t take kindly to your criticisms in the future about Jamaica. We have our issues, but what country doesn’t?

Are you ready?

Ian: Yeah I’m ready. I’m sorry. I told you that I was very straightforward, and that I was used to getting what I wanted…when I wanted it because of my career. I have to be able to make sound business decisions with my clients’ money in a split second. My decisions may appear to come off the cuff, but I assure you they are very well thought out and planned exceptionally well.

Okay, I want to take you shopping for your dress after we eat breakfast, then we can do your shoes and accessories. Afterwards, we will do lunch and a little sightseeing. I have us scheduled for the last appointment for the spa for full body massages. Now, come over here and give me a taste of those lips, its been over 30 minutes since I felt your buttersoft lips on me. MMMMMM…yeah.

Ian and Melodee grab a quick breakfast in the hotel’s dining room. Then, they head out to the red Navigator, which brings a squeal of delight from Melodee’s lips. Ian opens the door for her, and the running board lowers to aid her entry into the vehicle’s interior. The luxurious beige leather seat virtually melts underneath her. She is tempted to run her fingers over the expensive burl pattern of the woodgrain cockpit, but realizes that she would look uncouth in doing so. When Ian appears at the driver’s side, she pretends to study her nails in mock boredom.

Edited December 27, 2007 by jawi876

[Jengles 0]

Can I just rant a bit for how blasted ungrateful people can be A gift should come from the heart and the fact that someone put time and effort (not to mention money) into getting a thoughtful gift should be enough for people! I had a distant relative seriously say at our extended family Christmas party "but this isn't one of the things I put on my Christmas wish list" when we exchanged gifts. She went on to say to the whole room "I gave out a list for this very reason...so I wouldn't get a stupid gift I didn't want" Lord knows I had to be held back from beating the girl down. So blasted ungrateful and rude!!! She is 16 and if I was her mom I would have made her go up to every single person at the party and apologize plus give the "stupid" gift back. Her mom didn't do a damn thing Trust me it got me so vexed especially when NOT one person said anything to her about her attitude except me and even then she just looked at me like I was stupid and walked away. It shouldn't be my job...she has parents and grandparents and others that should have said and done something. Bwoy I tell yah...if it did mi pickney...dem would be dead right now!

Yo Yardie, she dyam brtghy & outta order yes!!! I can't believe her Mumma never seh a word!!! Mi wouldda give one rahtid lick yuh see..16 not too old ft still git lick!!! Han she wouldda give back dat gift han hevery other one she git!!! Yuh see pickney tiddeh, dem a figit deh TRUE meaning a Christmas!!! But yuh knoa wat if har Mumma wouldda tek under har hand before now, she wouldnna stay suh!!! Yuh stay deh mark my words...this is jus deh beginning of har Mumma's troubles!!!

Blessed, Gill

Oh lawd Gill! Yuh gwan lick yuh twin pickney dat wey too?

Awwww...that is too precious Classy

My 12 yr old son gave me a wonderful present tonight. $400 worth of downloaded games on his cell phone.

OMG !! what ! mi would call di phone company and mek up something fi dem tek dem off..my gosh

The sad part of it is that I work for the company. They don't give employees credit on anything period. We can't even make payment arrangements. Bill due. Bill paid. The bill for a regular person would have been double that because we get half off each download.

I wanted to catch a case last night. I was absolutely livid!

and I was ranting about my 25 cents inna di TV, jawi mi sorry, mi tek back mi 25 cent story. Girl I know u wanted to reach out and touch him. and I'm sure him have no reason why u upset.

[jawi876 2]

Ian and Melodee approach the first store, and they begin searching for the perfect dress. Melodee selects four dresses, two pantsuits, and some more casual outfits. Ian insists that she model each outfit, and if one doesn’t work, he goes to find more to take it’s place. Melodee had never tried so many clothes on at one time before. She felt like an International model or princess. Her face hurt from smiling so much.

After Ian and Melodee agreed on her final wardrobe selection, he asks a store clerk to take the items to the register. He hands the clerk his American Express card, and saunters back to the dressing rooms.

Melodee: Ian baby, is that you?

Ian: Yeah baby it’s me. I’m coming back.

Melodee: It’s okay, I’m almost dressed. I will be out in a minute.

Ian: Don’t bother. I have one more thing for you to try on for size.

Melodee: Really? What else is left in the store for me to try out?

Ian: *Walks into Melodee’s dressing room, and locks the small door behind him. He is carrying a tiny, barely there bikini in the same cherry red as the Navigator* I want you to put this sh** on for me Gem. Before I leave Jamaica, I want a picture of you wearing it on top of that Lincoln Nav outside.

Melodee: Eeehhhnn? Yuh a rude bwoy eh?

Ian: I’m as rude and dirty as you need me to be baby. Now, take your hair down, and tangle your fingers in it. Pose sexy for me. I want to see that camel toe that’s been driving me insane girl. TURN AROUND! Jiggle that a** for me! Yeah. That’s that sh**! Look what you do to me Gem. I’m harder than a phocking brick right now. Let me see a #######! He** YEAH! Mr. Boombastic! Mr. Fantastic! Mr. Lover Lover. I’m about to eat you’re a** up! The chick up front will busy for a minute ringin all that sh** up.

Melodee: Alrigh baby. But, what if somebody comes in? *Melodee gets caught up in the excitement of her most extravagant spending spree ever, and follows Ian’s directions to the letter. She almost screams in joy at his statement about eating her up. Melodee pats her pums, and runs her hands along her nipples and pum lips enticingly. She turns away from him, spreads her legs, looks back over her shoulder while biting her bottom lip, and placing her finger in her mouth.* Yeah I’m so happy right now. Come and get it baby.

[phatmadame81 0]

Good morning all,

Yardie, I would have gone and snatch my gift from her, I don't care wht anyone would have said......she would have probably even got a taste of my hand........facety and bright..

Jawi.........so sorry to hear that, like Jengles said: I really know you wanted to reach out and touch someone.........I know I would have...........the company don't help out the employees, wow, I would turn around and take somethign of importanct from him and let him watch me sell it to get money to pay that account..........

KimmyKashi: Get verbal approval for buying back the dress go get a EXPENSIVE one and fling the reciept pon you sister...after that she will learn not to overstep you decisions when it comes to you baby.......that must have really been a confusing situation for Kimora......srry..

Hope everyone had a great Christmas.

Edited December 27, 2007 by phatmadame81

[phatmadame81 0]

Ian and Melodee approach the first store, and they begin searching for the perfect dress. Melodee selects four dresses, two pantsuits, and some more casual outfits. Ian insists that she model each outfit, and if one doesn’t work, he goes to find more to take it’s place. Melodee had never tried so many clothes on at one time before. She felt like an International model or princess. Her face hurt from smiling so much.

After Ian and Melodee agreed on her final wardrobe selection, he asks a store clerk to take the items to the register. He hands the clerk his American Express card, and saunters back to the dressing rooms.

Melodee: Ian baby, is that you?

Ian: Yeah baby it’s me. I’m coming back.

Melodee: It’s okay, I’m almost dressed. I will be out in a minute.

Ian: Don’t bother. I have one more thing for you to try on for size.

Melodee: Really? What else is left in the store for me to try out?

Ian: *Walks into Melodee’s dressing room, and locks the small door behind him. He is carrying a tiny, barely there bikini in the same cherry red as the Navigator* I want you to put this sh** on for me Gem. Before I leave Jamaica, I want a picture of you wearing it on top of that Lincoln Nav outside.

Melodee: Eeehhhnn? Yuh a rude bwoy eh?

Ian: I’m as rude and dirty as you need me to be baby. Now, take your hair down, and tangle your fingers in it. Pose sexy for me. I want to see that camel toe that’s been driving me insane girl. TURN AROUND! Jiggle that a** for me! Yeah. That’s that sh**! Look what you do to me Gem. I’m harder than a phocking brick right now. Let me see a #######! He** YEAH! Mr. Boombastic! Mr. Fantastic! Mr. Lover Lover. I’m about to eat you’re a** up! The chick up front will busy for a minute ringin all that sh** up.

Melodee: Alrigh baby. But, what if somebody comes in? *Melodee gets caught up in the excitement of her most extravagant spending spree ever, and follows Ian’s directions to the letter. She almost screams in joy at his statement about eating her up. Melodee pats her pums, and runs her hands along her nipples and pum lips enticingly. She turns away from him, spreads her legs, looks back over her shoulder while biting her bottom lip, and placing her finger in her mouth.* Yeah I’m so happy right now. Come and get it baby.

All this time they having sex, not once have I heard about protection.Melodeeeeee..........gal him nuh all dat cleannnnnnnnn.........leavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmm aaaaaaallllllllllllllooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee, don't seh mi nevah warn you bloodcl@t.......not all that glitters is gold...........wake up and smell the coffee..........

[Yaads 1]

Good morning everyone Hope everyone is doing alright. Can you believe it is already Thursday?!

Today is our anniversary of dating. We have officially been together for 6 years now and known each other for even longer. I can't believe it has been so long. Sure doesn't feel that long. Hubby is taking me out to dinner at a casino to celebrate!

[Yaads 1]

Where is everyone? I am bored here at work

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I'm here ...afternoon all

[Yaads 1]

Yay!!! I was beginning to feel all alone. People must still be recovering from Christmas

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Yay!!! I was beginning to feel all alone. People must still be recovering from Christmas

girl I know I am..i was off yesterday and it's like i wasn't

Good morning everyone Hope everyone is doing alright. Can you believe it is already Thursday?!

Today is our anniversary of dating. We have officially been together for 6 years now and known each other for even longer. I can't believe it has been so long. Sure doesn't feel that long. Hubby is taking me out to dinner at a casino to celebrate!

congrats girl...doesn't it feel like yesterday !! thats awesome ..like Kimora would say

Ok, can i tell u all something..How about my husbands mom did not call him for x-mas nor did he tried to call her. He has tried calling before x-mas and she ignored his calls and never returned the calls...she is such a childish person can't believe her actions..A malice di man cause him nevr drop his life fi go take care of her....big dutty kiss teet