My name ain't Stella....

[Jonesie 1]

Tonks. I'm nervous about bringing him home but can't wait to see him

Jonesie you are going to be a fabulous mom and I know Drew will be a great father I am still praying he will come on his own this weekend so you can be home with him and family on Christmas! If not then I pray that your Christmas is wonderful even if it is in the hospital. Love you girl!

Whenever he comes we'll be relieved. I used to be the hottest gyal inna di dance - but these stretch marks make me look like there have been tiny microscopic people roughin up my skin like a tractor to farmland I am on a mission to fade these marks! Hubby is great with kids (better than I am, I will admit) and I have 100% confidence in him...but his job is a lot easier. He doesn't have to deal with breastfeeding . Love you too Champion Bubbler/Resident DHQ !

[Marlita 0]

Yuh knoa retin-A does real good wit di stretch marks dem

[Yaads 0]

This is for people on this thread who shall remain nameless you know who you are

Edited December 21, 2007 by Yardiewife

[Jonesie 1]

Yuh knoa retin-A does real good wit di stretch marks dem

Oooohhhh I completely forgot about Retin-A!! Thanks Marlita I didn't start getting them until my 36th week of pregnancy. I cried like a baby when they started coming . I won't be in a two piece bathsuit for a good while.

[Yaads 0]

double post

Edited December 21, 2007 by Yardiewife

[Jonesie 1]

This is for people on this thread who shall remain nameless you know who you are

ok so it didn't work...give me a minute...

I know - I was wondering what we were supposed to be looking at

[jawi876 2]

Melodee: Eh-llo? Chantell? Whaa gwaan? Mi nuh have laang fe chat. Mi need yuh fe meet mi tomorra inna Ochi. Mi meet wan farrina mi gyal. De man ago spend nuff money pon mi and ting. Mi need yuh fe elp mi keep Shotta off mi, and mi need yuh tuh get mi tree bokkles of de Erasa. Alrigh…yeah man. Alrigh. Mi ago call yuh tomorra zeen. Lata.

Ian: JAMAICAN GEM!!! It’s cold and lonely in here without you girl! Get your sexy a** in here and show me how you do it!

Melodee hurriedly removes her clothing and races to the bathroom. She slows her pace as she crosses the marble flooring toward the shower. Ian watches her through the glass partition, and opens the door and his arms when she reaches him. Melodee strikes a sexy open leg pose to allow Ian a full access view.

Melodee: I’m here. Wasn’t I worth the wait?

Ian: Oh phock yeah shorty. Tell me what you want me to do now mama.

Melodee: Taste me!

Ian: Where? Here? *Ian pulls one of Melodee’s supple breasts sharply into his mouth. He grabs a handful of her round a**, as she squeals in delight.*

Melodee: *huskily* No daddy. Lower. Taste my nectar!

Ian takes his time lingering over Melodee’s breasts. He is enjoying the palpable torment that he is making her endure. Melodee’s back arches effortlessly as she attempts to get closer to the source of pleasure. Ian leaves her nipples, and he momentarily fools her into thinking he was going toward his next target. Instead, he travels upwards toward her collarbone and neck.

Melodee: EEEEEHHHHH. No! Lower! Go lower daddy.

He remembers not to use his teeth, and settles on licking a path across her collarbone, up her neck and into her right ear with his hot tongue. When Melodee shudders involuntarily, Ian spins her around abruptly. Ian places his firm thigh between her slightly parted legs, and begins stroking her warmth with his thigh and knee. He licks another path from the base of her spine back up to the fine baby hair at the nape of her neck. Melodee begins wining slowly and seductively on Ian’s leg. She runs her hands through her slightly damp tresses as sensation after sensation rocks her core. Ian grabs a fistful of her hair and forces Melodee to turn her head over her shoulder. He leans his entire body into hers, and kisses her with wild abandon. Ian’s other hand travels down the front of Melodee’s body until his fingers deftly part her ####### lips.

Melodee: Aggghhhh! Mi…wan…yuh…fe…nyam…hout…mi…pums! NOW!!!

Ian: Yeah ba-baby. Tell daddy what you want!

Melodee: BUMBOCL**!

Ian: Stay right here! Don’t move. Yeah. Sh**! Spread your legs girl. Wider. Yeah…That’s it. Make room for Daddy!

[Marlita 0]

You just can't take retin-A until after you stop breastfeeding though so you have to use something else until then. Ask your dermatologist for what is safe while breastfeeding. i use Retin-A on my face and neck and man!....it knocks out the blemishes and wrikles in about 3 weeks you have baby face skin! I get in in Mexico....shhh!!

[Yaads 0]

This is for people on this thread who shall remain nameless you know who you are

ok so it didn't work...give me a minute...

I know - I was wondering what we were supposed to be looking at

Geesh you are just to darn quick!

[Jonesie 1]

This is for people on this thread who shall remain nameless you know who you are

ok so it didn't work...give me a minute...

I know - I was wondering what we were supposed to be looking at

edited to add: that picture must be for me I was better this year than last year

[jawi876 2]

Ian sits down on the shower floor, and leans back so that he is directly underneath Melodee’s parted legs. He begins to honor her commands to taste her nectar. Ian uses his tongue and fingers at the same time to explore the depths of her sticky sweetness. Melodee’s knees almost give out from the overwhelming feeling of his warm mouth combined with the hot steamy shower. She grips the cool tile with splayed fingers, and her face is flush with the surface of the wet shower wall. Melodee begins crying as wave after wave of her first multiple orgasm crashes through her body. Her trembling thighs smack the sides of Ian’s face softly.

Ian gently guides Melodee away from his face, and places his back on the wall. He coaxes her to sit down on his waiting lap. Melodee immediately employs years of dancehall moves as she expertly rides his stiff tool. She wines, bounces, ticks, tocks and twirks until Ian is screaming from the intensity of his own orgasm.

[Yaads 0]

You just can't take retin-A until after you stop breastfeeding though so you have to use something else until then. Ask your dermatologist for what is safe while breastfeeding. i use Retin-A on my face and neck and man!....it knocks out the blemishes and wrikles in about 3 weeks you have baby face skin! I get in in Mexico....shhh!!

Mexico huh? Is it pretty expensive? I have some stretchmarks from puberty I would love to get rid of them but never found something that really worked...although they all claim to

[Jonesie 1]

You just can't take retin-A until after you stop breastfeeding though so you have to use something else until then. Ask your dermatologist for what is safe while breastfeeding. i use Retin-A on my face and neck and man!....it knocks out the blemishes and wrikles in about 3 weeks you have baby face skin! I get in in Mexico....shhh!!

You know a friend of mine goes to Mexico all the time and she said that the Retin-A there was stronger...I plan to breastfeed for a good while (my goal is to do so for the whole first year, or at least pump milk for that long) so until then I need an alternative. I heard Prefer-On works, as well as Bio-Oil. Pure Vitamin E works but takes a while. I think I'm gonna get some Almond Oil, Vit E Oil, and pure Shea Butter and try that mixture to see how that goes.

Ian sits down on the shower floor, and leans back so that he is directly underneath Melodee’s parted legs. He begins to honor her commands to taste her nectar. Ian uses his tongue and fingers at the same time to explore the depths of her sticky sweetness. Melodee’s knees almost give out from the overwhelming feeling of his warm mouth combined with the hot steamy shower. She grips the cool tile with splayed fingers, and her face is flush with the surface of the wet shower wall. Melodee begins crying as wave after wave of her first multiple orgasm crashes through her body. Her trembling thighs smack the sides of Ian’s face softly.

Ian gently guides Melodee away from his face, and places his back on the wall. He coaxes her to sit down on his waiting lap. Melodee immediately employs years of dancehall moves as she expertly rides his stiff tool. She wines, bounces, ticks, tocks and twirks until Ian is screaming from the intensity of his own orgasm.

Is she gonna end up preggers too?

[jawi876 2]

Fitz: Baby come in here for a sec. You know the hospital said that our results from the HIV test should be in today. I’m glad the doctor allowed us to pay for expedited results.

Toya: *Walks into the kitchen still pulling a baby tee over her head.* Oh sh**! Baby! I’m so sorry! I have been so happy and so horny that I forgot. I didn’t protect you. I’m so so so sorry. How could I do this to you…to us?

Fitz: Hush puttus. Nuh worries. We are both fine. I just know it. We can stop at the hospital as soon as we finish breakfast and drop Jr off at Granny’s. Remember this is a team effort. You are not alone in this.

Toya: But what if…

Fitz: Hush. Only positive vibes for today, tomorrow and forever zeen?

Jr: Mummie T?

Toya: Yes baby?

Jr: Mummie T. mi wake up and yuh nuh dere. Mi fret dat yuh lef mi.

Toya: Oh honey come here. *Toya scoops Jr up into her arms, hugs him and gives him kisses all over his little face.* How could I ever leave without getting all of these wonderfully yummy kisses? Honey Mommy T is not going anywhere for a very long time, I promise okay?

Jr: *giggles* Alrigh…ie tickles! Do ie agen…do ie agen. Hi daddy.

Fitz: Whaa gwaan big man?

Jr: Mi grow tall daddy doan? Look pon mi muscle dem.

Toya: Come on Muscles. Let’s go get cleaned up for breakfast. What do you want to wear today?

Fitz: Mi wan fe wear mi Transformer Optimus Prime shirt!

Toya: *Giggles* Okay. Do you want me to help you get ready?

Fitz: Nuh ma’am. Mi a big man…mi nuh a baby Mummie T. Cha.

Toya: Watch your manners young man. Remember to wash behind those ears. I’m going to steal some more kisses when you come out, so you better make sure there are no funky spots.

Fitz: Alrigh. Sorry Mummie T.

[Jonesie 1]

You just can't take retin-A until after you stop breastfeeding though so you have to use something else until then. Ask your dermatologist for what is safe while breastfeeding. i use Retin-A on my face and neck and man!....it knocks out the blemishes and wrikles in about 3 weeks you have baby face skin! I get in in Mexico....shhh!!

Mexico huh? Is it pretty expensive? I have some stretchmarks from puberty I would love to get rid of them but never found something that really worked...although they all claim to

Laser treatments claim to work but are expensive. I'm not about to spend that kind of $, especially since I have a feeling hubby is gonna change his mind about this being our only child soon, or I end up preggers again (which ever happens first ). I'd love a girl and sperm separation can guarantee that but we'd have to seriously plan that out to make sure I don't end up preggers before the process is started.