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[Yardie;

Me jus a come, but the food look good no raahtid. Me cook fry dumplings and cookup saltfish fe a late brekfus this mawning and the only ting missing was the plantain. Tonks me chile. :thumbs:

Where is Gill's birthday cake. Her birthday was today and I did not log on until tonite at work cause my puter acting up. Give her one tomorrow from all a we.

Love Claire :thumbs::thumbs:

You're welcome :luv: I have been stockpiling saltfish and "eating healthy" the last few days so that this whole Christmas weekend I can eat "bad for me" JA food...saltfish, fried dumpling, regular dumpling, christmas cake, gizzada, grater cake, hardough bread, bammy...I am not going to eat one darn vegetable or healthy thing this whole weekend :no::lol:

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Good Morning Family :luv:

Thank goodness today is Friday cause I couldn't take one more blasted day :no::lol:

First off...HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILL!!!

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And I just had to share this one that I found:

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I died laughing I just couldn't help it :lol:

Yes, a link-up would be good, something we can take the kids too, as I have no babysitter

If you all plan a link up give me plenty of time to save up the airfare for that cross country flight :lol: I will need way advance notice :yes:

TONKS YARDIE!!!!! Mi love dat deh cyake...hit is totally my style!!!!

:lol::lol::lol: (Only instead of small #######..."And your Tits are sagging") :lol::lol:

Thanks,

Gill

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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...I started mek hup 'NOISE' .I pick it up wid an "Ooooooooooo Yea!" *grunt...groan...moan*** (Ken came into the room at that point and I showed him who it was with a wink). Him start mek hup Noise tuh (mi love dat man...him mad like mi! :lol: )

With his deep voice "Tek hit Baby!" *Grunt ...Grunt* All now mi nuh seh nuttin to mi ex pon deh phone!!

Finally...I'm like "H...H...H..el-lo"

"GILLIAN... ####### YO!!! WHERE ARE YOU?? WHO DEH HELL IS THAT NIGG...? YO, tell dat Nigg...he is f-ing my WIFE!!!!"

Then Ken said "Come hoffa deh phone and ton back way!!!"(Inna DEEP DEEP VOICE)

My response..."Hmmmm...yeaa Daddy...IIIIEEEE...gimme hit!!" *grunt... moan*..."Mi...a...guh...tell...him*grunt,grunt*...but...it's..HEX-WIFE!!!" BAM!!!!

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You are so wicked! :lol:

I KNNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW :devil:;) B) :whistle::lol::lol:

Bless,

Gill

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILL

TGIF errybody!

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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[Yardie;

Me jus a come, but the food look good no raahtid. Me cook fry dumplings and cookup saltfish fe a late brekfus this mawning and the only ting missing was the plantain. Tonks me chile. :thumbs:

Where is Gill's birthday cake. Her birthday was today and I did not log on until tonite at work cause my puter acting up. Give her one tomorrow from all a we.

Love Claire :thumbs::thumbs:

You're welcome :luv: I have been stockpiling saltfish and "eating healthy" the last few days so that this whole Christmas weekend I can eat "bad for me" JA food...saltfish, fried dumpling, regular dumpling, christmas cake, gizzada, grater cake, hardough bread, bammy...I am not going to eat one darn vegetable or healthy thing this whole weekend :no::lol:

I haven't had any deestent bammy since 2002 :( and don't even get me started on how much I miss fry fish, festival, okra and callaloo, soursop juice, rundung...lawd :crying:

Well I have no idea what we're gonna eat for Christmas. I knew that Thanksgiving was the last big meal of the year that I was cooking but since it looks like I'll be in the hospital on Christmas I guess hubby and I have to settle for hospital food :crying: and beg family to bring us some plates when they come visit.

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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Boy! I have missed a lot! There is a lot to read and reply to, and I don't really have the time today. But, there was something I noticed that I had to reply to:

HAPPPY HAPPY EARTHDAY DEYOUNGTING!!!!! Mi gyal Gill! Woo-hoo! LOVE YOU GIRL! :wub:(L)(L)

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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Melodee: Eh? Jamaican? It’s called patois Ian.

Ian: Yeah…yeah. Talk patios to me girl!

Melodee: Alrigh mi yout. Mi ago mek yuh bawl hout when mi quint hup mi pums pon yuh star. Den mi ago sit pon yuh face like chair. Yuh wan fe nyam mi punnany Blackas?

Ian: Yeah…yeah and all that!

Melodee: Mi need fe see yuh ‘old a bath star! Mi dere wid yuh fe de full day, and mi nuh see yuh touch de wata. Gwaan dutty bwoy!

Ian: What?

Melodee: Ian. You want me to chat to you, but you don’t understand. I said “Go and freshen up, and I will wait for you out here.”

Ian: Oh. Damn Shorty. It was sexier in patios. Come wash my back? I want you with me.

Melodee: Alrigh…mi soon come. Gwaan go do a ting and mi soon reach.

Ian: Sh**, you are sexy as he**! But, I don’t have a clue what you just said.

Melodee: *kiss teet* Just go and do your thing, I will be in in a minute.

Ian: Oh, okay. Don’t make me wait too long.

*Dances into the bathroom as he removes his clothes. Ian can’t believe how smoothly he explained away the airport trick’s handwriting all over his chest. Melodee was mad cool because Toya would have thrown a royal bit** fest all night over it. Ian strolls over and starts the shower, then he stares at his physique in the mirror. He loves looking at himself. When the mirror fogs up from the steam, Ian slowly saunters into the walk-in shower stall.

Melodee waits impatiently to hear Ian close the shower stall door, and she creeps out to the verandah with her cell phone. She exhales and dials.*

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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Melodee: Eh? Jamaican? It’s called patois Ian.

Ian: Yeah…yeah. Talk patios to me girl!

Melodee: Alrigh mi yout. Mi ago mek yuh bawl hout when mi quint hup mi pums pon yuh star. Den mi ago sit pon yuh face like chair. Yuh wan fe nyam mi punnany Blackas?

Ian: Yeah…yeah and all that!

Melodee: Mi need fe see yuh ‘old a bath star! Mi dere wid yuh fe de full day, and mi nuh see yuh touch de wata. Gwaan dutty bwoy!

Ian: What?

Melodee: Ian. You want me to chat to you, but you don’t understand. I said “Go and freshen up, and I will wait for you out here.”

Ian: Oh. Damn Shorty. It was sexier in patios. Come wash my back? I want you with me.

Melodee: Alrigh…mi soon come. Gwaan go do a ting and mi soon reach.

Ian: Sh**, you are sexy as he**! But, I don’t have a clue what you just said.

Melodee: *kiss teet* Just go and do your thing, I will be in in a minute.

Ian: Oh, okay. Don’t make me wait too long.

*Dances into the bathroom as he removes his clothes. Ian can’t believe how smoothly he explained away the airport trick’s handwriting all over his chest. Melodee was mad cool because Toya would have thrown a royal bit** fest all night over it. Ian strolls over and starts the shower, then he stares at his physique in the mirror. He loves looking at himself. When the mirror fogs up from the steam, Ian slowly saunters into the walk-in shower stall.

Melodee waits impatiently to hear Ian close the shower stall door, and she creeps out to the verandah with her cell phone. She exhales and dials.*

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNNNN :lol:

Tru ting dat - he rode on the back of the pickup and naah freshen up fram when? Dutty bwoy!

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILL

TGIF errybody!

Tonks My Love!!!! Yuh still deh pon deh exercise ball???

Poor Baby...yuh soon done!

Blessed,

Gill

Boy! I have missed a lot! There is a lot to read and reply to, and I don't really have the time today. But, there was something I noticed that I had to reply to:

HAPPPY HAPPY EARTHDAY DEYOUNGTING!!!!! Mi gyal Gill! Woo-hoo! LOVE YOU GIRL! :wub:(L)(L)

Thanks Sweetness, Glad yuh a feel likkle better fi come online...but tekki heasy still!!!!

AND MY LOVE LOVE LOVE YUH RIGHT BACK!!!!!! :luv::luv::luv::luv:

Bless-ed,

Gill

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILL

TGIF errybody!

Tonks My Love!!!! Yuh still deh pon deh exercise ball???

Poor Baby...yuh soon done!

Blessed,

Gill

Eff that exercise ball :lol: I'm just gonna wait until Monday to be induced. I can't believe next week we'll be switching from a couple to a family :blush:

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNNNN :lol:

Tru ting dat - he rode on the back of the pickup and naah freshen up fram when? Dutty bwoy!

:lol::lol::lol::lol: ...Lawd Jonesie :lol::lol:

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILL

TGIF errybody!

Tonks My Love!!!! Yuh still deh pon deh exercise ball???

Poor Baby...yuh soon done!

Blessed,

Gill

Eff that exercise ball :lol: I'm just gonna wait until Monday to be induced. I can't believe next week we'll be switching from a couple to a family :blush:

Ahhhhh my Girl, it's a beautiful thing!! I want to wish you and YOUR FAMILY a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A BLESSED NEW YEAR!!! Please post pics of your likkle Christmas bundle asap!!!

Love you Sis and you are going to be GREAT at childbirth and an even BETTER MOTHER!!

Gill

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNNNN :lol:

Tru ting dat - he rode on the back of the pickup and naah freshen up fram when? Dutty bwoy!

:lol::lol::lol::lol: ...Lawd Jonesie :lol::lol:

He was at ATL Intl Airport eatin ol girl punanny and whatnot, then wiped off with a damn wet wipe... :lol: Melodee don't know where that mouth and ####### been :dead:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILL

TGIF errybody!

Tonks My Love!!!! Yuh still deh pon deh exercise ball???

Poor Baby...yuh soon done!

Blessed,

Gill

Eff that exercise ball :lol: I'm just gonna wait until Monday to be induced. I can't believe next week we'll be switching from a couple to a family :blush:

Ahhhhh my Girl, it's a beautiful thing!! I want to wish you and YOUR FAMILY a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A BLESSED NEW YEAR!!! Please post pics of your likkle Christmas bundle asap!!!

Love you Sis and you are going to be GREAT at childbirth and an even BETTER MOTHER!!

Gill

Tonks. I'm nervous about bringing him home but can't wait to see him :wub:

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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That would probably work if he was here.

Gimme a differnet one.

Ok Maddy,

Keep a CD Player near the phone...(If him call yuh inna deh night-)and dancehall CD in it! BEFORE you pick up deh phone blast the Dancehall CD and hold the phone near the CD player! When you seh "Hello' sound ANNOYED & out of breath!!!! "Before 'im even start fi talk just tell him "WHAT!!!!??? Yo, mi cyaan talk to yuh right now! I'm at the club with a 'friend'...chat tuh yuh later!" Han hang-up deh phone BAM!!!

If 'im call henny other time...when you pick up deh phone sound REALLY HAPPY!!!!! LIKE DAMN NEAR GIDDY GURL!! Chat tuh him for a minute (sound distracted as he talks)and be like..."Oh shooks is that the time...Baby-sitter should be here soon. Look, I gotta go!! I still haffi style my hair and put on my make-up!" Trust me he WILL ask yuh where yuh going....Just giggle and say "On a date , Silly! New Year equals NEW ME!!! OK, I really gotta go...lata" BAM (hang-up deh phone!

Truss mi Maddy, I used both of those to TORTURE my ex!!!! When I went to JA. in Feb. my ex called my cell (he didn't know I went to Ja.) When mi see it was him in my caller ID ...I started mek hup 'NOISE' ;) .I pick it up wid an "Ooooooooooo Yea!" *grunt...groan...moan*** (Ken came into the room at that point and I showed him who it was with a wink). Him start mek hup Noise tuh (mi love dat man...him mad like mi! :lol: )

With his deep voice "Tek hit Baby!" *Grunt ...Grunt* All now mi nuh seh nuttin to mi ex pon deh phone!!Finally...I'm like "H...H...H..el-lo"

"GILLIAN... ####### YO!!! WHERE ARE YOU?? WHO DEH HELL IS THAT NIGG...? YO, tell dat Nigg...he is f-ing my WIFE!!!!"

Then Ken said "Come hoffa deh phone and ton back way!!!"(Inna DEEP DEEP VOICE)

My response..."Hmmmm...yeaa Daddy...IIIIEEEE...gimme hit!!" *grunt... moan*..."Mi...a...guh...tell...him*grunt,grunt*...but...it's..HEX-WIFE!!!" BAM!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Gurl...mi cellphone nuh stop RING!!!! Mi neva pick hit hup again! :lol::lol::lol: Meantime Ken and myself a dead wid laff!!!! Ken was like "Girl yuh nuh heasy atall!! Dat's why mi love yuh still!"

Bless,

Gill

Lawd Gill yuh crazy! I almost spit my coffee out on the computer reading dis 'ere! I was about tuh get hup and go to the bathroom so i could let out one loud loud laugh! Woooooo I can't even breathe from the laugh yuh give mi with dis.

PUSH!: Pray Until Something Happens!

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Tonks. I'm nervous about bringing him home but can't wait to see him :wub:

Jonesie you are going to be a fabulous mom and I know Drew will be a great father :) I am still praying he will come on his own this weekend so you can be home with him and family on Christmas! If not then I pray that your Christmas is wonderful even if it is in the hospital. Love you girl! (L)

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