My name ain't Stella....

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ROTFL....GILLI....dat chuckle was too freaking funny..mi caan stop laugh...."mi gwaan dun u bloodclaat"...ahahaa

GURRRRL,

I knoa...living yeye wata come outta mi yeye dem when mi read likkle Keish letter! Bwoy, she mek my two look like SAINTS!!!

Gill

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**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

We made it to another Friday ya'll!!!

Congrats Kimmy & Jordan!! (again)

Ok, I've been saving this one for tiddeh special...cause I know many of us wouldn't be around next Monday! To My WONDERFUL WONDERFUL VJ Family...I wish you all a Very MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A BLESS-ED BLESS-ED NEW YEAR!!!

I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU!!!!

Ok, mushy stuff done...on tuh deh chuckle

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Dear Santa,

I know you probably wondering why I writing yuh one day after Christmas but after opening mi present dem yestiday, I just had was to write yuh. Santa, mi was a very good girl all year round. Mi listen to mi madda when she talk to mi and mi help out wid di chores dem round de house. Mi even help di neighba pickney dem do fi dem chores tuh. One day mi all help out di old crasses Mr. George, the blind an cripple one, crass the road when di odda children dem just ah watch him an dida tek gamble pon what kind of cyar did ah go lick him dung. Santa, dem just lef him deh fi dead, but mi help him out.

Santa mi studied real hard in school this year, so hard till mi all come fuss inna di class. Mi mek it mi duty to be nice and not naughty Santa. Mi was so good. Ah real good girl Santa. Santa when mi write mi Christmas list to yuh dis year, mi ask yuh fi a Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game, ah cyabbage patch doll and ah monopoly game.

So Santa, how the blood claat after reading mi list yuh leave under di Christmas tree ah phukking light up yo-yo, one plastic tea-cup set and ah phukking no name dolly dat look like she have polio and ah dead from AIDS?

Santa is either yuh blind or yuh cyah blood claat read!!! Every year mi say mi woulda stop believing in yuh and like ah dyam fool mi always give yuh ah next chance, but not ah phukking-gain, yuh hear mi Santa? Not a bloodclaat. Yuh hear whe mi sah Santa? Yuh phukking fat red rass yuh.

Yuh see all nex year, yuh betta dont try squeeze yuh big fat batty thru mi louvres dem, because Santa mi swear mi going phukk yuh up. It going to be mi, yuh and dis sharp blood claat knife, so mi can jukk yuh inna yuh belly.

Yuh hear mi sah? Mi ah go stab up yuh Bloodcaat.

Imagine, yuh give that likkle ####### eye gyal Sally from crass di road everything that she ax fah. So much so dat she all nuh have nuh room fi walk round har house.

Yuh see all nex year Santa, mi will be back to mi good old self. Dat's right Santa. Mi naar go giv mi madda nuh trouble or cause nuh havoc roun'ere . And Santa, a goin wait pon you patiently ... mi goin wait pon yuh paitently with ah big blood claat rock stone fi yuh backside.

And den when yuh and dem blasted reindeer dat favour some dyam oversize goat wid tree branch ah grow otta dem head top, com ho-ho hoing down pon I old rusty zinc nex Christmas ... BOOP!!!!! Is one rass lick inna yuh blood claat head.

Santa mi goin' done yuh blood claat, Memba dat yuh hear Santa. Try Memba dat!!

Love

Likkle Keisha

This one takes the cake, Gill. Yuh nuh easy atall. Weh yuh get disya one fram gyal. Me laugh till me feel like me belly ah guh buss. Whaoiiiiii

Ah whey Kimmie she deh ehh? Me jus come fram wuk and ah guh sleep to guh back tonight. Have a good day y'all.

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((((((((((((((((((((((GILL)))))))))))))))))))))))))

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Its you birthday, you one year younger

Thanks Maddy!!! ...Dyam right!!!! Mi seh mi cyaan wait fi married Ken...His last name is Young...then it will be official I will be FOREVER YOUNG!!

Blessed love,

Gill

Yeah girl "forever young". I like your Ken's style and sense of humour.

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Claire go sleep u no tiyad..u jus come in...Kimora is a trip Gill...u affi meet har one day

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good morning all,

Came in today to some great news....one of my evil boss get new job and dem promote someone else over the other devil boss. So i call my grandmother to tell her the news. and she says "girl pon Monday mi down pon mi kneed dem a pray fi u" the she spouted bout 20 bible verses in one minute. My granny cracks me up.

Gill,

Happy B-day my girl, big up to mr ken for his midnight phone call....don't worry next year dis time...he'll be here and giving u something else at midnight.

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good morning all,

Came in today to some great news....one of my evil boss get new job and dem promote someone else over the other devil boss. So i call my grandmother to tell her the news. and she says "girl pon Monday mi down pon mi kneed dem a pray fi u" the she spouted bout 20 bible verses in one minute. My granny cracks me up.

Gill,

Happy B-day my girl, big up to mr ken for his midnight phone call....don't worry next year dis time...he'll be here and giving u something else at midnight.

granny dem no eay at all....prayers work fi true anuff prayers mi get answered....U right Gill will be getting something BIGGer next year...ahahhaI crack myself up

[Jengles 0]

good morning all,

Came in today to some great news....one of my evil boss get new job and dem promote someone else over the other devil boss. So i call my grandmother to tell her the news. and she says "girl pon Monday mi down pon mi kneed dem a pray fi u" the she spouted bout 20 bible verses in one minute. My granny cracks me up.

Gill,

Happy B-day my girl, big up to mr ken for his midnight phone call....don't worry next year dis time...he'll be here and giving u something else at midnight.

granny dem no eay at all....prayers work fi true anuff prayers mi get answered....U right Gill will be getting something BIGGer next year...ahahhaI crack myself up

Kimmy,

Careful...we no get beating, from Gill! but ya right

[Forever Young 1]

good morning all,

Came in today to some great news....one of my evil boss get new job and dem promote someone else over the other devil boss. So i call my grandmother to tell her the news. and she says "girl pon Monday mi down pon mi kneed dem a pray fi u" the she spouted bout 20 bible verses in one minute. My granny cracks me up.

...LAWD a wah wi wouldda duh widhout our Granny dem!! Gwaan wid deh Bible verse dem Granny...mi love fi 'ear hit!! Mi happy fi yuh Jengs!!!! When is har las day!!

Gill,

Happy B-day my girl, big up to mr ken for his midnight phone call....don't worry next year dis time...he'll be here and giving u something else at midnight.

From you keyboard tuh G-d's ears!!!! Mi wouldda love dat still!!!

Gill

[Forever Young 1]

good morning all,

Came in today to some great news....one of my evil boss get new job and dem promote someone else over the other devil boss. So i call my grandmother to tell her the news. and she says "girl pon Monday mi down pon mi kneed dem a pray fi u" the she spouted bout 20 bible verses in one minute. My granny cracks me up.

Gill,

Happy B-day my girl, big up to mr ken for his midnight phone call....don't worry next year dis time...he'll be here and giving u something else at midnight.

granny dem no eay at all....prayers work fi true anuff prayers mi get answered....U right Gill will be getting something BIGGer next year...ahahhaI crack myself up

Kimmy,

Careful...we no get beating, from Gill! but ya right

...Oonuh nuh heasy ATALL...( BUT YUH DYAM RIGHT!!!!!) 'im call mi last night han hask mi all typa question bout mi flight wah time hit come in, how long fi customs...ray tay tay...suh finally 'im seh a wah time now ...OK, in hexactly THREE weeks from dis very minute... you mi girl are gonna be hup honda neath mi a git yuh birthday present!!! Mi tell him "Yuh too dyam rude...but is why mi adore yuh STILL!! )

Gill

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!!!"[/b] BAM!!!!

Gurl...mi cellphone nuh stop RING!!!! Mi neva pick hit hup again! Meantime Ken and myself a dead wid laff!!!! Ken was like "Girl yuh nuh heasy atall!! Dat's why mi love yuh still!"

Bless,

Gill

That is too damn funny

[Forever Young 1]

Claire go sleep u no tiyad..u jus come in...Kimora is a trip Gill...u affi meet har one day

Bwoy, mi wouldda like dat! We should try to plan a NY area Yardie VJ link up inna deh 2008!

Gill

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Claire go sleep u no tiyad..u jus come in...Kimora is a trip Gill...u affi meet har one day

Bwoy, mi wouldda like dat! We should try to plan a NY area Yardie VJ link up inna deh 2008!

Gill

AHAHAHA...kEN TOO funny...yes we should get a link going

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Yes, a link-up would be good, something we can take the kids too, as I have no babysitter

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Good Morning Family

Thank goodness today is Friday cause I couldn't take one more blasted day

First off...HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILL!!!

And I just had to share this one that I found:

I died laughing I just couldn't help it

Yes, a link-up would be good, something we can take the kids too, as I have no babysitter

If you all plan a link up give me plenty of time to save up the airfare for that cross country flight I will need way advance notice

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...I started mek hup 'NOISE' .I pick it up wid an "Ooooooooooo Yea!" *grunt...groan...moan*** (Ken came into the room at that point and I showed him who it was with a wink). Him start mek hup Noise tuh (mi love dat man...him mad like mi! )

With his deep voice "Tek hit Baby!" *Grunt ...Grunt* All now mi nuh seh nuttin to mi ex pon deh phone!!

Finally...I'm like "H...H...H..el-lo"

"GILLIAN... ####### YO!!! WHERE ARE YOU?? WHO DEH HELL IS THAT NIGG...? YO, tell dat Nigg...he is f-ing my WIFE!!!!"

Then Ken said "Come hoffa deh phone and ton back way!!!"(Inna DEEP DEEP VOICE)

My response..."Hmmmm...yeaa Daddy...IIIIEEEE...gimme hit!!" *grunt... moan*..."Mi...a...guh...tell...him*grunt,grunt*...but...it's..HEX-WIFE!!!" BAM!!!!

You are so wicked!