My name ain't Stella....

[jawi876 2]

Mya: I want you to know that if you are not comfortable going down on me, I’m okay without it. Your skills were absolutely amazing by the way, and I will miss the experience…but… What made you change your mind?

Mya deh lost har mine??? Gyal yuh bruk deh breden!!! Yuh nuh tek dat back yuh mad??? Foo foo eeidat

CHA

She jus doan nuh "im like ie

kikikiki...har try fe keep har man! EEEEHHHHHNNNNN.

[jawi876 2]

oh. this REALLY makes me miss the hubby....

MORE MORE!!!

Awww...really? How so? I'm sorry honey.

what a question..just reading the story alone mek mi waan run home..much less ig hubby wasn't home... so shrewdy mi understand...mek Jawi tink bout dah one deh...she would love fi relive dem yah experience yah ..love baby girl

*kiss teet* Ow yuh gwaan ruin mi chance fe suss? Mi need some suss! Mi wan some suss! Mi need more suss fe de story! :D

[jawi876 2]

oh. this REALLY makes me miss the hubby....

MORE MORE!!!

Awww...really? How so? I'm sorry honey.

what a question..just reading the story alone mek mi waan run home..much less ig hubby wasn't home... so shrewdy mi understand...mek Jawi tink bout dah one deh...she would love fi relive dem yah experience yah ..love baby girl

I just dont think any of us could realize EXACTLY what a struggle living without our husbands would be. Its like you feel unworthy to feel bad when I KNOWINGLY went into a situation where I wouldnt live with my hubby..but knowing isnt FEELING..ya know? now THAT makes a girl strong (only b/c she has to fight being weak hahaha) !

Just imagine that this is my second time around with this! I don't know why or how...but here I sit again. *sigh* I'm tired...but oh it feels soooo good to be loved by him.

[jawi876 2]

**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

Woo-hoo ...another week down!!!! Give yourselves a pat on the back for getting through another week!!

Have a GREAT weekend everyone and please be safe! Midwest to Norteast are suppose to get another whallop of bad weather again...tek hit EASY!!!

Bless-ed,

Gill

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Growing Wild

One day a young Jamaican body builder who loved to tan himself looked down on his d**k and saw that it was the only area of his body that wasnt chocolate brown, so he decided that the next day he would go to the beach and get a tan on his d**k.

The next day he put on his trunks and lay down on his towel on the sand, put some suntan lotion on his ####### and left it out to tan.

Two old ladies were walking by and the one called Mary said,"But kiss mi rass Martha, yuh nuh si mi dying trial?"

So naturally martha waan know a wah.

Mary seh,"When mi a twenty mi fraid fi it,

when mi a thirty mi curious bout it,

when mi a forty mi caan get enuff a it,

when mi a fifty mi beg fi it,

when mi a sixty mi pay fi it.

And now mi a seventy, deh bloodcl**t sinting dem a grow wild an mi cyant ben dung."

LMAO!!!! KIKIKIKI...waaaaaiiieeeee... :lol:

[jawi876 2]

OMG gilly; I am sooooo happy for you. It's about time my girl. Gooooosssee pimples and tears. I got so chilled with happines that my nipples tingled.

Just saw this now as I had not looged in yesterday. Went to finish up my X-mas shopping.

Much love and I now you will be celebrating even more when you go to Ja. in Jan.

Claire

Mi gyal everyting mek yuh nipples tingle...FAADA! \o/

[jawi876 2]

oh. this REALLY makes me miss the hubby....

MORE MORE!!!

Awww...really? How so? I'm sorry honey.

what a question..just reading the story alone mek mi waan run home..much less ig hubby wasn't home... so shrewdy mi understand...mek Jawi tink bout dah one deh...she would love fi relive dem yah experience yah ..love baby girl

I just dont think any of us could realize EXACTLY what a struggle living without our husbands would be. Its like you feel unworthy to feel bad when I KNOWINGLY went into a situation where I wouldnt live with my hubby..but knowing isnt FEELING..ya know? now THAT makes a girl strong (only b/c she has to fight being weak hahaha) !

Bwoy, Shrewdie,

I hear yuh!! It almost takes over everything...especially social things. Like next week I'm going out to celebrate with my cousins and their husbands and I am dreading it! Because I know I will miss my husband more than ever!!! Same thing for Christmas! I can't watch Christmas commericals that have couples all snuggled up in front of a fire widout tearing up!

Look, this is how Ken & I get through...we recite this saying..."As G-d is our witness...As long as we still walk and live on this earth, We shall never spend Christmas apart again...this will be the LAST time!!

Just knowing that Christmas 2008 my hubby should (G-d willing) be here, does lessen the pain a little bit! But most importantly it gives you HOPE!!!!

Hang tight Chica ...they are acomin'!!!

Bless-Bless, Gill

Man, I wish. I'm almost tempted to rent my house and move to Canada for two years. Cha!

[jawi876 2]

Thanks Clariey!!!! Jus knowing seh he could be here by Easter gives me goose bumps and smiles!! Cyaan wait fi guh dung nex month!

Ken already started celebrating last night! It was his company's holiday party han when 'im call mi hat 3:00AM- DIS MAWNING he sounded worse dan Tran inna 'im drunken state!!! LOL Slurring han telling mi tings dat wouldda mek Mya blush!

Mi jus speak tuh him han he whispered, "Baby Gurl, wah yuh atalk suh loud fah, eh? han is wah mi really dida tell yuh las night?" **lang dutty kissteet* SURRRRRRRRRRRPS!!!! MESS!! Nuh worry mi a guh re-mind 'im when mi reach!!

Gill

Rum mek lips loose...and Gillie reading sexy stories tuh har man at bedtime nuh elp!

[Forever Young 1]

Congrats Gill You've waited for such a long time for this!!!

Mi crystal ball seh heveryting gwan move qiuck nuh fe yuh Hugs tuh yuh mi gyal!!!

From your keyboard to G-d's ears mi gyal!!

Bless, Gill

Edited December 14, 2007 by Deyoungting

[jawi876 2]

Aw you left me in the middle of the story. You know this story is apart of my nightly ritual.

Sorry puttus! Mi honey called from Canada. He wouldn't let me off the phone until 2:45 AM. I'm sleepy!

Mawning ALL! LOVE OONU!!

Ahhwhoa!!! Gwaan through my yout!!

Gill

Let's just say...that he was homesick and cold. By the end of the call, he was begging me to come and stay a long long long time. The call ended with him nuzzled into his pillow like a baby...falling asleep with Mya on his mind. kikikiki

He wants to know why I still want to plan a trip back to Jamaica...as if cold a** -15 degrees Canada is an ideal vacation spot! kiss teet

[Forever Young 1]

Thanks Clariey!!!! Jus knowing seh he could be here by Easter gives me goose bumps and smiles!! Cyaan wait fi guh dung nex month!

Ken already started celebrating last night! It was his company's holiday party han when 'im call mi hat 3:00AM- DIS MAWNING he sounded worse dan Tran inna 'im drunken state!!! LOL Slurring han telling mi tings dat wouldda mek Mya blush!

Mi jus speak tuh him han he whispered, "Baby Gurl, wah yuh atalk suh loud fah, eh? han is wah mi really dida tell yuh las night?" **lang dutty kissteet* SURRRRRRRRRRRPS!!!! MESS!! Nuh worry mi a guh re-mind 'im when mi reach!!

Gill

Rum mek lips loose...and Gillie reading sexy stories tuh har man at bedtime nuh elp!

DYAM Right Jaws... 'im hall a pull dem inna hit las night!

"Yuh tink yuh Stella story hot...mi a guh put yuh pon fiya han blaze yuh hup!"

I'm like arright arright...guh tuh sleep!

"Sleep, yuh betta git some before yuh reach cause yuh nah guh git NONE when yuh inna fi mi jurisdiction...ray tay tay...on and on til 'im credit finally run out!"

[jawi876 2]

Tradee: I have no idea what you are talking about Mya. I have never entered a competition with my brother for any woman…not Melodee and not you. I love you, but if you wanted my brother, I would not have stood in the way. Do you really think so little of me but to think that I would bring a child into this world on a bet…on a whim? Bumbocla** Mya! Yuh really nuh knoa yuhself. What are you doing? Where are you going?

Mya: I will have your shirt cleaned and returned. When the opportunity presents itself, I will request DNA testing, at my expense. Good bye Travis. *Mya attempts to brush past Tradee again, but he blocks her path.*

Tradee: Bumbocla** Mya! Listen tuh ow yuh chat! Listen fe wan minute tuh yuhself. Yuh chat pure phockery mi gyal! Did I ever question whether or not I was that baby’s father? Did I ask you for a DNA test?! Yuh need fe gwaan easy Empress.

Mya: Whatever Travis! I am tired of everything. I’m tired of trying to figure out what the he** you are talking about half the time. I never asked to become a Petri dish for you and your sick brother! Did either one of you stop to ask me if I wanted to become pregnant by either of you?! What the he**!? So, once the twins make up their royal minds, they go for it, phock whoever comes up against them? I’m trying to figure out when you guys discussed getting me pregnant.

Oh! Oh! That’s it! Your plan was originally for Toya, but she got away from you too soon. So, you set your sights on me! It didn’t matter that your brother had tricked me into allowing him to spill his seed inside of me! Now, I understand why you took advantage of the note I left for your brother at the front desk of the hotel. I wondered why you decided to pretend to be him. Now, I know. You wanted to plant your seed inside me too! Well, guess what? You never figured into your little plans, that I don’t need either one of you! I have enough money to raise all my children by myself! Now, move the phock out of my way! I’ve got to go!

Tradee: Eeehhhnn? Yuh so smart yuh dumb hup yuhself mi gyal! Mya, mi nuh wan yuh fe leave…but mi tired of beg and bawl fe yuh. Yuh wan mi fe let yuh go? Den go. Mi neva knoa mi brother try tuh get yuh pregnant. Mi neva chat bout whaa mi do wid mi oomans. Mi love tuh raas! Jah knoa mi love yuh. But nuh phockery can go hon if yuh neva hopen yuh legs dem tuh de both of we!

[jawi876 2]

DYAM Right Jaws... 'im hall a pull dem inna hit las night!

"Yuh tink yuh Stella story hot...mi a guh put yuh pon fiya han blaze yuh hup!"

I'm like arright arright...guh tuh sleep!

"Sleep, yuh betta git some before yuh reach cause yuh nah guh git NONE when yuh inna fi mi jurisdiction...ray tay tay...on and on til 'im credit finally run out!"

ooooooo....mi like dem chat dere! Mi bwoy yuh hotta dan lava...HOTT!

[Forever Young 1]

Aw you left me in the middle of the story. You know this story is apart of my nightly ritual.

Sorry puttus! Mi honey called from Canada. He wouldn't let me off the phone until 2:45 AM. I'm sleepy!

Mawning ALL! LOVE OONU!!

Ahhwhoa!!! Gwaan through my yout!!

Gill

Let's just say...that he was homesick and cold. By the end of the call, he was begging me to come and stay a long long long time. The call ended with him nuzzled into his pillow like a baby...falling asleep with Mya on his mind. kikikiki

He wants to know why I still want to plan a trip back to Jamaica...as if cold a** -15 degrees Canada is an ideal vacation spot! kiss teet

Mi cyaan seh mi blame yuh atall Jaws, mi love!!! Look 'ere who sen 'im fi guh 'elp out Santa inna deh North Pole? Ahwhoa!? Tell 'im nuh fi worry...summer soon come!! Warm hup tuh a nice nice 30 degrees!!! Poor baby, mi feel hit fi 'im still! Hit mussi hard hall deh weh up deh wid no one fi keep him warm!! Send 'im some langjan...dat should help!

Bless-ed ,

Gill

[clairern 0]

OMG gilly; I am sooooo happy for you. It's about time my girl. Gooooosssee pimples and tears. I got so chilled with happines that my nipples tingled.

Just saw this now as I had not looged in yesterday. Went to finish up my X-mas shopping.

Much love and I now you will be celebrating even more when you go to Ja. in Jan.

Claire

Mi gyal everyting mek yuh nipples tingle...FAADA! \o/

Yes my gyal; Me a weak hart. Me lang fe sum rooksing, so anything mek me tingle everywhere. Mi get excited easily. Ah nuh fe mi falt, a me bady and mine dirty

[jawi876 2]

Aw you left me in the middle of the story. You know this story is apart of my nightly ritual.

Sorry puttus! Mi honey called from Canada. He wouldn't let me off the phone until 2:45 AM. I'm sleepy!

Mawning ALL! LOVE OONU!!

Ahhwhoa!!! Gwaan through my yout!!

Gill

Let's just say...that he was homesick and cold. By the end of the call, he was begging me to come and stay a long long long time. The call ended with him nuzzled into his pillow like a baby...falling asleep with Mya on his mind. kikikiki

He wants to know why I still want to plan a trip back to Jamaica...as if cold a** -15 degrees Canada is an ideal vacation spot! kiss teet

Mi cyaan seh mi blame yuh atall Jaws, mi love!!! Look 'ere who sen 'im fi guh 'elp out Santa inna deh North Pole? Ahwhoa!? Tell 'im nuh fi worry...summer soon come!! Warm hup tuh a nice nice 30 degrees!!! Poor baby, mi feel hit fi 'im still! Hit mussi hard hall deh weh up deh wid no one fi keep him warm!! Send 'im some langjan...dat should help!

Bless-ed ,

Gill

I told him that I would send him a care package with long johns and stuff. He wants me to come and be his long johns...telling me that nothing else is going to work to keep him warm. He kept saying why did I come here again? Why am I not in Atlanta keeping you warm? Ha-ha. I couldn't keep it in any longer...and I said you know that this comes from love...but...I TOLD YOU SO!!!!