My name ain't Stella....

[Forever Young 1]

***********MONDAY CHUCKLE**********

Happy Monday Ya'll!!!!

Hope Everyone had a great weekend!!

Jawi, I hope you come back soon!!

Enjoy,

Gill

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Policeman & the Madman

One day a Policeman was directing traffic at Half Way Tree and every

minute this madman run up to him and say,"Officer wha time yu hav."

So the police keep running him and say "yu naa go no weh so stop ask mi di time"

But the madman keep on coming back so the Police get fed

up and say "ah

2:30". The madman then say to the Police "when a 3 O'clock, come suck out mi B@tty"

The Police get vex and start run down the madman widim batten.

So di the madman lost him round a corner near Missa Chin shop.

So the Police ask Missa Chi n if him see a

Madman run pass ya.

Missa Chin say "no, but a wha him do yu?

Di Police say, "him no see mi a direct traffic round so and come talk say mi fi come suck out im b@tty when 3 o'clock come"

Missa Chin look pan him watch and Say

"But no jus quataa to Three now, Wha happen, yu cyaan wait??"

[jawi876 2]

Hi peeps!

I'm so sorry that I left you all waiting for so long. I will try to go back and respond to everyone a little later, but I didn't want to delay the story further. So without further ado:

*Tradee and Mya walk toward his small bathroom. He waits outside for her to use the test, then she opens the door to let him in. Tradee hugs Mya to him, gently kissing her forehead and stroking her back as they wait for the test to register the results. Soon, they both notice a blue line appear across the test window. Mya looks at the stick and then at Tradee.*

Tradee: *alarmed and visibly shaken* Whaa? What does it mean? Let me see the box again.

:lol: (Mi knoa oonu gwaan come in an chat bout why ie so shawt.) :lol:

[Shemmy 4]

Hi Jawi876...hope you feel better

[Yaads 0]

Glad to have you back Jawi! We missed you tons and are glad you are feeling better

[Forever Young 1]

Hi peeps!

I'm so sorry that I left you all waiting for so long. I will try to go back and respond to everyone a little later, but I didn't want to delay the story further. So without further ado:

*Tradee and Mya walk toward his small bathroom. He waits outside for her to use the test, then she opens the door to let him in. Tradee hugs Mya to him, gently kissing her forehead and stroking her back as they wait for the test to register the results. Soon, they both notice a blue line appear across the test window. Mya looks at the stick and then at Tradee.*

Tradee: *alarmed and visibly shaken* Whaa? What does it mean? Let me see the box again.

:lol: (Mi knoa oonu gwaan come in an chat bout why ie so shawt.) :lol:

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! OUR Jaw-Jaw is BACK!!!!!!!!!!! :energetic: GURL, YOU BETTER GET TO POSTING!!!! WHAT DEH HE!!???? Yuh leave us fi a YEAR han come back han still a tease us???? Mya pregnant or not???

Mi di miss yuh Gyal!! Appy yuh feeling better!!!

Blessed Blessed Blessed LOVE!!!! ...I love you Jaws

Gill

Edited December 10, 2007 by Deyoungting

[jawi876 2]

Hi Jawi876...hope you feel better

Hi sjb! I'm actually feeling a lot better. I still have a little pain, but it's a lot more manageable.

Glad to have you back Jawi! We missed you tons and are glad you are feeling better

***mmmuuaaahhh*** I have my last shot scheduled for the 12th...and hopefully, this pain will be behind me.

Hi peeps!

I'm so sorry that I left you all waiting for so long. I will try to go back and respond to everyone a little later, but I didn't want to delay the story further. So without further ado:

*Tradee and Mya walk toward his small bathroom. He waits outside for her to use the test, then she opens the door to let him in. Tradee hugs Mya to him, gently kissing her forehead and stroking her back as they wait for the test to register the results. Soon, they both notice a blue line appear across the test window. Mya looks at the stick and then at Tradee.*

Tradee: *alarmed and visibly shaken* Whaa? What does it mean? Let me see the box again.

:lol: (Mi knoa oonu gwaan come in an chat bout why ie so shawt.) :lol:

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! OUR Jaw-Jaw is BACK!!!!!!!!!!! :energetic: GURL, YOU BETTER GET TO POSTING!!!! WHAT DEH HE!!???? Yuh leave us fi a YEAR han come back han still a tease us???? Mya pregnant or not???

Mi di miss yuh Gyal!! Appy yuh feeling better!!!

Blessed Blessed Blessed LOVE!!!! ...I love you Jaws

Gill

I love you more! I am trying to write more of the story...but my mind is preoccupied. I hope that you all enjoy these installments as well. Soon come.

[jawi876 2]

Mya: It-it means that…that we are going to have a-a baby.

Tradee: *voice rising with each question* Mya baby, please don’t tease me. Are you serious? Are you sure? What if we messed the test up, and it’s not right?

Mya: I’m sure I did everything right. I mean I only had to pee on the tip of the stick. I love you Travis, and I know how much this means to you…to us. We need to go to a doctor to confirm the results with a blood test, but it looks like we are pregnant baby.

Tradee: JJJJJJJAAAAAHHHHHHH RASTAFARIIIIIIII!!!! WWWOOOOOOOOIIIIIEEEE!!!

*swoops Mya into his arms, and twirls her around in his excitement. Then, he sits, thinking that he may have hurt her or the baby, and he places her gingerly on his lap. Tradee places his large hand protectively on Mya non-existent belly and kisses her passionately.*

[Yaads 0]

Where is the "previously on As The Yard Turns" episode recap? I feel so lost

I hope that you can put the pain behind you as well Jawi! That would be such a blessing Are they still trying to get you to have surgery?

[jawi876 2]

Where is the "previously on As The Yard Turns" episode recap? I feel so lost

I hope that you can put the pain behind you as well Jawi! That would be such a blessing Are they still trying to get you to have surgery?

I think it's on page 100 or 101. I was lost too...not sure if I can recap if I wanted to. LOL.

No surgery for now...the doc and I agree that we will do everything possible to avoid surgery at this point.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

HI JAWI BABY LUV ...MI DID MISS U BAD BAD BAD..GLAD U BACK AND NO SURGERY..YIPPEE....WELCOME BACK HUNNY....MUAHHHHHH

GLAD UR BACK PUTUS !!!!!!!

KIMMY

DI CHATTING BEGINS ...AHAHAA

[jawi876 2]

Hey Kimmy! I missed you girl! Here's more:

Tradee: I have to tell somebody. Anybody. Mya yuh doan knoa…yuh mek mi de happiest man inna Jamaica…inna de world. Mi ago touch de road fe a likkle while. Yuh alrigh staying here alone?

Mya: Mmmmmm. Huh? Ummm. I think so. How long will you be gone?

Tradee: Nuh long babes. Soon come.

Mya: Travis honey we need to talk. I don’t think we should be telling anyone until we are sure that it’s not a false positive. I would prefer to be out of the first trimester before we told anyone.

Tradee: Whaa? Whaa trouble yuh Empress? Yuh nuh happy? Yuh nuh wan fe share we news wid Toya and Fitz? Yuh nuh tink bout getting rid of yuh belly right?

Mya: Travis, please sit down. Listen, I promised that I would not have an abortion. I have told you over and over again that I will never get rid of our babies. You have got to start getting over what Melodee did to you, if not for you…for us. I love you so much Travis. I am estatic about having your baby. You have made me so unbelievably happy Travis.

But, I don’t want us to get too excited until we have the results from a doctor. I just think it would be easier to tell everyone after we are 100% sure. I would also like to tell our parents first. Travis…baby…we still haven’t discussed our plans for the future. How are we going to raise our baby? Where will we live? I can’t move to Jamaica right now. My career is still prospering and growing, and I’m not ready to let go of it yet. Are you willing to move to the US with me? There are still so many things up in the air for us.

Tradee: Eeehhnn. Alright. Mi ovastand. I will wait until we get confirmation from the doctor. I don’t know about waiting longer than that Mya. Mi nuh chat suss, but mi cyan believe mi ago be a faada. I’m taking you to the hospital first thing Monday morning.

My future is with you. If you don’t want to move here, I will come to the US with you. You do know that I can’t move around as free as you right? Mya I meant it when I asked you to marry me. There is no other woman for me.

[shrewdgal 0]

Hi peeps!

I'm so sorry that I left you all waiting for so long. I will try to go back and respond to everyone a little later, but I didn't want to delay the story further. So without further ado:

*Tradee and Mya walk toward his small bathroom. He waits outside for her to use the test, then she opens the door to let him in. Tradee hugs Mya to him, gently kissing her forehead and stroking her back as they wait for the test to register the results. Soon, they both notice a blue line appear across the test window. Mya looks at the stick and then at Tradee.*

Tradee: *alarmed and visibly shaken* Whaa? What does it mean? Let me see the box again.

:lol: (Mi knoa oonu gwaan come in an chat bout why ie so shawt.) :lol:

Glad to see you back!! How are you feeling?

[phatmadame81 0]

Hi peeps!

I'm so sorry that I left you all waiting for so long. I will try to go back and respond to everyone a little later, but I didn't want to delay the story further. So without further ado:

*Tradee and Mya walk toward his small bathroom. He waits outside for her to use the test, then she opens the door to let him in. Tradee hugs Mya to him, gently kissing her forehead and stroking her back as they wait for the test to register the results. Soon, they both notice a blue line appear across the test window. Mya looks at the stick and then at Tradee.*

Tradee: *alarmed and visibly shaken* Whaa? What does it mean? Let me see the box again.

:lol: (Mi knoa oonu gwaan come in an chat bout why ie so shawt.) :lol:

Mornign Ladies

Welcome back Jawi, glad you feeling better

[jawi876 2]

Mya: *walks over to Tradee, and sits down on his lap.* I never would have imagined my life taking this turn on vacation. Travis, I have a past, but I’m not ashamed of it. Every moment of my past has been preparing me for now; it made me who I am. I have been intimate with a lot of men, and there are some loose ends that I need to tie up when I get home. I will happily marry you, if my past is not too much for you. But, I need my family there. I want my father to walk me down the aisle. I hope you understand.

*Tradee lifts Mya’s chin, gazes into her eyes, and slowly kisses her upturned lips. Mya sighs loudly as he plunges his tongue into her waiting mouth. He groans and pulls her body closer to his. Tradee stands up and gently places Mya on his sofa. He begins to slowly remove her halter dress, and inhales sharply when he witnesses her now nude body. Tradee smiles at the memory of why she is no longer wearing undies.

He begins to trace his fingers lovingly over her entire body from her hair and exquisite facial features to her soft feminine curves and dainty toes. Tradee follows his fingers recent path with his mouth and tongue. He kisses, sucks, licks and nibbles every inch of her body. When he reaches her belly, he worships the small mound with neverending kisses. Tradee allows his fingers to explore Mya’s deep warmth. Mya writhes and moans from the acute pleasure Tradee is creating in her body. She rocks her hips to meet his strong fingers, and locks her hands into his lush hair. Mya is desperate for Tradee’s oral exploration to go further south, and she gently attempts to coax his head lower.

Tradee lifts his head and glances at Mya’s face, twisted in pleasure, as his fingers continue to assault her moist cavern of ecstasy.*

[Yaads 0]

Finally! Something to do at work Hope this brings out the chatterbox in everyone. I have missed our conversations It has been way to quiet the last few weeks.

Glad to hear they don't want to do surgery Jawi That is awesome news!