My name ain't Stella....

[Ta Ta 1]

So, oonu get di invite fer di wedding yet ? Wah to bring fer di present ?

Bodyguards or toaster ?

[Forever Young 1]

So, oonu get di invite fer di wedding yet ? Wah to bring fer di present ?

Bodyguards or toaster ?

...I'd opt for the Bodyguards, Om's!!! Or a really heavy toaster so when the fight comes your way you can bash the toaster over Ian's head !

Blessed,

Gill

Edited December 2, 2007 by Deyoungting

[Ta Ta 1]

[Forever Young 1]

**********MONDAY CHUCKLE**********

Happy Monday All!!! I hope everyone had a great weekend!!! Anyway, back to the grind!!!

***JAWI UPDATE***

I spoke to Jawi this weekend. She is feeling better and has an appointment to go to the doctor on Wednesday! Hopefully, she'll be back online by the end of the week!

Enjoy the Chuckle.

Blessed,

Gill

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Rum Head

A Jamaican is strolling down the street in Kingston and kicks a bottle lying in the street.

Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie.

The Jamaican is stunned, and the Genie says,

"Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

The Jamaican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking rum."

Finally the Jamaican says, "Is rum me like fe drink, make me pee

rum." man!

The Genie grants him his wish.

When the Jamaican gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. The ting look like rum. The ting smell like rum. He takes a taste and it is the best rum he has ever tasted.

The Jamaican yells to his wife, "Beverly, Beverly, come quick nah man."

She comes running down the hall and the Jamaican takes another glass out of th e cupboard and pees in it.

Drink up woman, is rum! Beverly is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip.

It is the best rum she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.

The next night the Jamaican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee in the two glasses. The result is the same, the rum is excellent, and the couple drinks until sun up.

Friday night comes, and the Jamaican comes home and tells his wife,

"Beverly tek one glass and we will drink rum."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The Jamaican begins to pee in the glass. When he done fill it, 'im wife ask, "But Winston, why is one glass tonite?"

Winston raise the glass and say, "Because tonite my love, you drink from de bottle.

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So, oonu get di invite fer di wedding yet ? Wah to bring fer di present ?

Bodyguards or toaster ?

...I'd opt for the Bodyguards, Om's!!! Or a really heavy toaster so when the fight comes your way you can bash the toaster over Ian's head !

Blessed,

Gill

ahhah...tHAT is too hilarious !!...Mi no want none a dem...mi want a full body armor...lol

[Forever Young 1]

**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Hope you all have a good day!

Enjoy,

Gill

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Jamaican Emotions

A psychology student decides to have a party, and invites lots of

people, telling them to bring their friends.

On the invitation he writes..."Theme Party - Come as a Human Emotion".

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the

door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V

painted on hischest. He says to this guy, "Wow, g reat outfit, what

emotion have you comeas?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy".

"Brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink".

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the

door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather

boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman,

"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" "I'm tickled

pink" she replies. "I love it," says the host, "come on in and join

the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and

the host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark

naked, one with his ####### stuck in a bowl of custard and the other

with his ####### stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and

says, "Christ guys, what the he!! are you doing? What emotion is

this supposed to be?"

The first guy replies, "Well, I'm phockin' discustid, and my friend

here is deep in dispear."

[Ta Ta 1]

**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Hope you all have a good day!

Enjoy,

Gill

***************************************************************

Jamaican Emotions

A psychology student decides to have a party, and invites lots of

people, telling them to bring their friends.

On the invitation he writes..."Theme Party - Come as a Human Emotion".

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the

door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V

painted on hischest. He says to this guy, "Wow, g reat outfit, what

emotion have you comeas?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy".

"Brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink".

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the

door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather

boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman,

"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" "I'm tickled

pink" she replies. "I love it," says the host, "come on in and join

the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and

the host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark

naked, one with his ####### stuck in a bowl of custard and the other

with his ####### stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and

says, "Christ guys, what the he!! are you doing? What emotion is

this supposed to be?"

The first guy replies, "Well, I'm phockin' discustid, and my friend

here is deep in dispear."

Bwuahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha hahahahahahaaaaaaaa

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The first guy replies, "Well, I'm phockin' discustid, and my friend

here is deep in dispear."

HAhahaa..that is just too gosh darn it funny...!!!!

Edited December 4, 2007 by kimmykashi

[RaspberrySwirl 20]

**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

The first guy replies, "Well, I'm phockin' discustid, and my friend

here is deep in dispear."

Hahahahaha! Good one!

:lol:

Have a good night, everyone!

to Jawi, thanks for the updates.

[Forever Young 1]

**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Happy Hump Day Everyone!! Do the 'Humpty Hump'!!

Blessed, Gill

Enjoy---P.S.-I no way does this reflect my opinion on any political organization!! I saw it...it made me laugh,

so I share it!

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P.M. and the Pig

Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller and her chauffeur are rolling down a country road

at night when suddenly the limo hits a pig that has wandered onto the road.

The pig is killed instantly.

Portia instructs her driver,

"Go up to de farm hover dere an' hexplain to de honer of de pig

wha 'appen."

An hour later, Portia sees her driver staggering back from the

farm, his clothes wrinkled, lipstick on his face, a bottle of wine in

one hand and a cigar in the other.

"Wha' 'appen to you?" asks the P.M.

"Well, Prime Minister, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his

wife gave me a cigar, and their 19-year-old daughter made wild

passionate

love

to me."

"Rahtid ! Ah wha' you tell dem?" asks Portia.

The driver answers, "Good evening, I am Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller's

chauffeur and I have just killed the pig"

Edited December 5, 2007 by Deyoungting

[Jonesie 1]

Hey peeps

Just checking in on all of you. Still no baby (my guess) was for today but thank goodness it's not too far away. Hope everyone has been doing good!

[Ta Ta 1]

Hang on Jonesie.........soon you will hold your precious little Christmas angle in your arms

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hey Jonsie hunny pot...baby boy soon come...hush putus..look at it this way...u due date no come yet...and a cause u home mek time seem like it a stand still..but sooner than u thing...him a come friday pon mi b-day

[Ta Ta 1]

We got news of our second interview date a while ago..........so happy :dance:

oops and I misspelled angel !

[SupportOAFJF 0]

We got news of our second interview date a while ago..........so happy :dance:

oops and I misspelled angel !

FABULOUS!! BIG CONGRATS TO YAH ....HOPE THIS IS IT NOW !

Kimmy