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I was thinking I won't like the upcoming love scene of Ian and Melodee at all. I think his slobbering self will just make me sick ! Spit flying

everywhere and all that ........ :dead:

Melodee, har go git towel fer keep har sef dry !

I feel you on that one Omoba!! I can't tan a man dat cyaan kiss properly!!!! :angry::P Tongue hall hova deh dyam place...If yuh cyaan kiss dissa sittin' nah guh wuk....point blank hena story! Tink bout hit...usually dats deh first step to warming up yuh 'engine'...deh way Ian kiss wouldda mek hit lackhoff and seize hup!! :lol::lol:

Bless,

Gill

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06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

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Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

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**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning all,

Hang tight ya'll...one more day!!

- This is an oldie, but I thought it warranted repeating :lol: ...(Wi doan call dem 'Yard'men fi nuttin' ;);):lol:

Blessed (L) to all,

Enjoy,

Gill

P.S.- Jawi is starting to feel much better and should be back with us by next week...hopefully!!! Let's keep our fingers crossed!! :innocent:

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An American In Jamaica...

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his #######, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the ####### was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.

Shortly after the couple was married and they were honeymooning in Jamaica, the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his #######.

The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"

The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day'".

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning all,

Hang tight ya'll...one more day!!

- This is an oldie, but I thought it warranted repeating :lol: ...(Wi doan call dem 'Yard'men fi nuttin' ;);):lol:

Blessed (L) to all,

Enjoy,

Gill

P.S.- Jawi is starting to feel much better and should be back with us by next week...hopefully!!! Let's keep our fingers crossed!! :innocent:

*********************************************************************

An American In Jamaica...

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his #######, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the ####### was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.

Shortly after the couple was married and they were honeymooning in Jamaica, the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his #######.

The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"

The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day'".

:lol::lol: Thats too funny :yes::whistle:

Thanks for the update on Jawi!! Glad to know she's feel betta. We miss her (L)

USCIS

06-28-2011-Mailed I-130

07-03-2011-NOA1

12-08-2011-NOA2

NVC

12-19-2012-NVC Received Case

01-06-2012-Case Number

01-25-2012-Case Completed

02-21-2012-Medical

03-06-2012-Interview--APPROVED

03-13-2012-VISA RECEIVED

03-16-2012-POE ATL

ROC

02/24/2014-Mailed I-751

02/26/2014-Package Received

02/28/2014-NOA1 Hard Copy

02/28/2014-Check Cashed

03/25/2014-Biometrics Appt

06/04/2014-RFE Sent more info back on 07/29/2014

09/04/2014 ROC Approved

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Hi All. haven't been around lately. It's been crazy busy at work, and I get home so late. i just want to sleep when i get there.

Jawi we miss you dearly. Glad you are doing better, you've been on my mind.

Hope everyone is doing well, and staying warm during the holidays. I'm just trying to keep busy this season and plan the next trip outta here.

I'm going back and forth on whether I should start the K3 process, just for the heck of it cause I really think that visa is too expensive. Also thinking about the visitor B1/B2 visa. Not sure I want my husbands first time here to be a temp stay. Once he gets here, I don't think I can let him go. Plus he is working and its hard to get the time off for a decent amount of time. Theonly reason to get the B1 visa would be for him to stay as lonf as he could...90days, so that we shorten our time apart, but that doesn't look lik its gonna happen.

Well I am off to lunch for some retail therapy. (L)

PUSH!: Pray Until Something Happens!

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Whoa it is truly quiet in here! I've gone and come back and in all of 8 hours, NO ONE has written anything?! Jawi would be quite upset.

Anyway, in my internet/blogging/forum world I come across some crazy, interesting, and unique webs and blogs. I thought I would share this one with all yall. . . . .just for. . . .laughs? Get a towel ladies this is gonna get hot! Or it couls just freak and gross you out:

You better get a myspace account if you havent already.

http://www.myspace.com/jamaicasfinestbods" target="_blank">Come inside

PUSH!: Pray Until Something Happens!

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Whoa it is truly quiet in here! I've gone and come back and in all of 8 hours, NO ONE has written anything?! Jawi would be quite upset.

Anyway, in my internet/blogging/forum world I come across some crazy, interesting, and unique webs and blogs. I thought I would share this one with all yall. . . . .just for. . . .laughs? Get a towel ladies this is gonna get hot! Or it couls just freak and gross you out:

You better get a myspace account if you havent already.

http://www.myspace.com/jamaicasfinestbods" target="_blank">Come inside</a>

WHOA!!!! TONKS VERY VERY VERY MUCH FI DAT, LITA :thumbs: !!!! Bwoy, is mi or hit a git warm inna yahso?!!!! Mi never knoa black, gold & green couldda look suh noice ;) !! :lol::lol:

Bwoy mi love mi 'YARD'men still!!! :yes:

Bless,Gill

**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

GOOD MAWNING ALL!!!!!!!

We did it...yeah yeah...we did it!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!! DO YOUR TGIF DANCE!!

I hope everyone has a great weekend...get lots of sleep or shopping done!

Blessed,

Gill

P.S.- Anyone heard from Jonesie or Rhonda...both been MIA for a few days!

Enjoy!

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The Monkey & The Lizard

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?"

The monkey says, "Yu wan some?." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the herb.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry'and that he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans over to get his drink.

Well, the lizard is so high that he leans too far over, and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a spliff with a monkey and got too high, and that caused him to fall into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off to where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his spliff. He looks up and says "Hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "A wah de RASS claat dis?! ... Bredren, ah how much water you drink so?!!"

Edited by Deyoungting

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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Welcome back Omoba :yes:

Edited by Jonesie

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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HAPPY FRIDAY

It's been a busy week for me, but still no baby as of yet. I hope everyone has been doing well. I'm trying to keep moving (and away from the computer) to occupy my time so that I don't go stir crazy here at home waiting to go into labor <_<

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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Live your life!

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HAPPY FRIDAY

It's been a busy week for me, but still no baby as of yet. I hope everyone has been doing well. I'm trying to keep moving (and away from the computer) to occupy my time so that I don't go stir crazy here at home waiting to go into labor <_<

Still no baby?? He is determined to stay in his warm cozy home a likkle while longer :)

USCIS

06-28-2011-Mailed I-130

07-03-2011-NOA1

12-08-2011-NOA2

NVC

12-19-2012-NVC Received Case

01-06-2012-Case Number

01-25-2012-Case Completed

02-21-2012-Medical

03-06-2012-Interview--APPROVED

03-13-2012-VISA RECEIVED

03-16-2012-POE ATL

ROC

02/24/2014-Mailed I-751

02/26/2014-Package Received

02/28/2014-NOA1 Hard Copy

02/28/2014-Check Cashed

03/25/2014-Biometrics Appt

06/04/2014-RFE Sent more info back on 07/29/2014

09/04/2014 ROC Approved

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The Monkey & The Lizard [/b]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?"

The monkey says, "Yu wan some?." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the herb.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry'and that he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans over to get his drink.

Well, the lizard is so high that he leans too far over, and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a spliff with a monkey and got too high, and that caused him to fall into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off to where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his spliff. He looks up and says "Hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "A wah de RASS claat dis?! ... Bredren, ah how much water you drink so?!!"

:lol::lol:

Mi tink duh monkey nuh need fe smoke no more fe duh rest of de day :lol::no:

:lol::lol:

Edited by Sonshyne

USCIS

06-28-2011-Mailed I-130

07-03-2011-NOA1

12-08-2011-NOA2

NVC

12-19-2012-NVC Received Case

01-06-2012-Case Number

01-25-2012-Case Completed

02-21-2012-Medical

03-06-2012-Interview--APPROVED

03-13-2012-VISA RECEIVED

03-16-2012-POE ATL

ROC

02/24/2014-Mailed I-751

02/26/2014-Package Received

02/28/2014-NOA1 Hard Copy

02/28/2014-Check Cashed

03/25/2014-Biometrics Appt

06/04/2014-RFE Sent more info back on 07/29/2014

09/04/2014 ROC Approved

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The Monkey & The Lizard [/b]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?"

The monkey says, "Yu wan some?." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the herb.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry'and that he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans over to get his drink.

Well, the lizard is so high that he leans too far over, and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a spliff with a monkey and got too high, and that caused him to fall into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off to where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his spliff. He looks up and says "Hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "A wah de RASS claat dis?! ... Bredren, ah how much water you drink so?!!"

:lol::lol:

Mi tink duh monkey nuh need fe smoke no more fe duh rest of de day :lol::no:

:lol::lol:

Dyam right Sonny!!!! :lol: ....Some one need fi lackhoff deh Monkey herb supply!!

Bless,

Gill

Edited by Deyoungting

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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HAPPY FRIDAY

It's been a busy week for me, but still no baby as of yet. I hope everyone has been doing well. I'm trying to keep moving (and away from the computer) to occupy my time so that I don't go stir crazy here at home waiting to go into labor <_<

YEAAAAAA!!!!!! Jonesie yuh still wid us...how yuh duh mi gyal...yuh hanging in arright!!! Wi did miss yuh!!! Yuh likkle one is SMART...why come out here where 'im a guh haffi breathe and eat and do everything for himself....when he has such a sweet host to do it for him :lol::lol: !!

I saw your Baby shower pics on the Yahoo group...you look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute Preggie!!!!! Well Chica, Hang in Baby soon come!!

Many blessings,

Gill

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

CF906-K_lg.jpgA heart that loves is 'Forever Young'!CF906-G_lg.jpg

Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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Hey everyone!

Hope Jawi is still doing well...any recent updates?

Jonesie girl - I hope that baby boy comes soon (F)

Thanks for the CD recommendations Gill! We got Strictly the Best 36 & 38 and I LOVE THEM! Hubby doesn't think they are too bad so that is great! We can listen together. Thanks!!!

Well it is suppose to snow this weekend...UGH! People here freak out in an inch of snow. Accidents everywhere and general hysteria. Not looking forward to that AT ALL. Hopefully it is all gone by Monday morning.

Any good weekend plans out there?

We are going to visit my grandma and decorate her apartment for Christmas (weather permitting) and hopefully get some grocery shopping done.

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