What in the????

[JODO 2]

Bobby Brown needs a career boost methinks.

or a check

OK how about, Man! I feel like hitting a woman!

mindreader!

(knocking her teeth) every which way but loose - Eddie Rabbitt

he stopped beating her today - George Jones

Your Cheatin' Heart (got your azz beat) - Hank Williams, Sr.

Stand By Your Man (he can't swing too hard then) - Tammy Wynette

Wiping The Floor with You" - Ernest Tubb

saying "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" got you beat today - Tammy Wynette

What a Difference You've Made In My right jab - Ronnie Milsap

There's No Getting away from Me" - Ronnie Milsap

If Tomorrow Never Comes (it's because you smarted off again) - Garth Brooks

Friends In Low Places (are my cellmates) - Garth Brooks

Sleeping Single in a Double Bed (because you're in the hospital again) - Barbara Mandrell

Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who's an attorney) - Travis Tritt

you Will Always Love me - Dolly Parton

handcuffed Cowboy - Glen Campbell

Take This fist and love It" - Johnny Paycheck

A Thousand Miles From Nowhere (is where i'm knocking you to) - Dwight Yoakam

Mama, i'm Crazy" - The Judds

throwing My Life Away" - Eddie Rabbitt

Kiss An Angel Good Morning (and put band aids on her face) - Charley Pride

hilarious

[Sister Fracas 5]

Bobby Brown needs a career boost methinks.

or a check

OK how about, Man! I feel like hitting a woman!

mindreader!

(knocking her teeth) every which way but loose - Eddie Rabbitt

he stopped beating her today - George Jones

Your Cheatin' Heart (got your azz beat) - Hank Williams, Sr.

Stand By Your Man (he can't swing too hard then) - Tammy Wynette

Wiping The Floor with You" - Ernest Tubb

saying "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" got you beat today - Tammy Wynette

What a Difference You've Made In My right jab - Ronnie Milsap

There's No Getting away from Me" - Ronnie Milsap

If Tomorrow Never Comes (it's because you smarted off again) - Garth Brooks

Friends In Low Places (are my cellmates) - Garth Brooks

Sleeping Single in a Double Bed (because you're in the hospital again) - Barbara Mandrell

Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who's an attorney) - Travis Tritt

you Will Always Love me - Dolly Parton

handcuffed Cowboy - Glen Campbell

Take This fist and love It" - Johnny Paycheck

A Thousand Miles From Nowhere (is where i'm knocking you to) - Dwight Yoakam

Mama, i'm Crazy" - The Judds

throwing My Life Away" - Eddie Rabbitt

Kiss An Angel Good Morning (and put band aids on her face) - Charley Pride

you need therapy....or more work to do... LOL

Edited October 19, 2007 by Frances

[Sprailenes 47]

i can hear his hits songs now

-"when a man hits a women"

-"don't take your love to town (i'll beat yo azz ho!)"

-and that all time hit "all you want for christmas is your two front teeth."

omg that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!

[Amby 490]

I cant wait to see him in a cowboy hat just so I can laugh

[Jasman0717 9]

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON

AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN

BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK

SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN