New Diary of a Gigolo

[JA Tam 7]

Now that would be cool. "Chronicles of a Jamaican gigolo"

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Now that would be cool. "Chronicles of a Jamaican gigolo"

[jawi876 2]

Jane - Linda, you ok?????

Linda - OMG, my guy is called Romeo too, maybe there are two??

Jane - No, tell me this isn't true.....

Linda - What does he look like???

Jane - He has two gold teeth, hair cut low, and he's about 6ft...

Linda - I AM GOING TO KILL THE %$£&$*$%^%

Jane - I can't believe I was so silly....

Linda - I can't believe I sent him £300...

Jane - You must have paid for my red stripes then...

Linda - I want revenge..

Jane - I do too...

Linda - you could....

Jane - I could....

... they both burst out in evil laughter...

TO BE CONTINUED...........

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Jane - Linda, you ok?????

Linda - OMG, my guy is called Romeo too, maybe there are two??

Jane - No, tell me this isn't true.....

Linda - What does he look like???

Jane - He has two gold teeth, hair cut low, and he's about 6ft...

Linda - I AM GOING TO KILL THE %$£&$*$%^%

Jane - I can't believe I was so silly....

Linda - I can't believe I sent him £300...

Jane - You must have paid for my red stripes then...

Linda - I want revenge..

Jane - I do too...

Linda - you could....

Jane - I could....

... they both burst out in evil laughter...

TO BE CONTINUED...........

ok that was just plain mean....it was ttttoooo short.....

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Jane - Linda, you ok?????

Linda - OMG, my guy is called Romeo too, maybe there are two??

Jane - No, tell me this isn't true.....

Linda - What does he look like???

Jane - He has two gold teeth, hair cut low, and he's about 6ft...

Linda - I AM GOING TO KILL THE %$£&$*$%^%

Jane - I can't believe I was so silly....

Linda - I can't believe I sent him £300...

Jane - You must have paid for my red stripes then...

Linda - I want revenge..

Jane - I do too...

Linda - you could....

Jane - I could....

... they both burst out in evil laughter...

TO BE CONTINUED...........

ok that was just plain mean....it was ttttoooo short.....

Yes..mi agree...weh di res... dem a set up Romeo...hhahaaaiii

[jawi876 2]

That evening.......

Romeo knocks on Jane's door.....She opens it wearing only a sexy negligee and thong underwear....

Me - Hi baby, lookin good....but kiss mi neck, is how she manage fi reach ina dat deh sinting deh....mi gaad if mi neva so rusty mi run ten mile...

Jane - You always say the nicest things darling.....would you like a drink...I already poured it out for youI wonder if you said that to my sister before you slept with her too, I hate you...

Me - I'd love one...fi once she du supum right...

Romeo picks up the glass and takes a long slurp.....

Jane - You like it.......right about now he's going to get sleepy, glad I brought those sleeping pills...

Me - Let me sit down, I feel a little tired...bwaay mi tired...mek mi sidding likkle.....

Romeo slumps over in the bed snoring....Jane quickly takes off his clothes and strips him, takes off hers too and lies down beside him.........

TO BE CONTINUED......tomorrow

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That evening.......

Romeo knocks on Jane's door.....She opens it wearing only a sexy negligee and thong underwear....

Me - Hi baby, lookin good....but kiss mi neck, is how she manage fi reach ina dat deh sinting deh....mi gaad if mi neva so rusty mi run ten mile...

Jane - You always say the nicest things darling.....would you like a drink...I already poured it out for youI wonder if you said that to my sister before you slept with her too, I hate you...

Me - I'd love one...fi once she du supum right...

Romeo picks up the glass and takes a long slurp.....

Jane - You like it.......right about now he's going to get sleepy, glad I brought those sleeping pills...

Me - Let me sit down, I feel a little tired...bwaay mi tired...mek mi sidding likkle.....

Romeo slumps over in the bed snoring....Jane quickly takes off his clothes and strips him, takes off hers too and lies down beside him.........

TO BE CONTINUED......tomorrow

TOMORROW !!! SO LONG !!!....mi caan wait so long...mi waan know if Romeo jump off a cliff..heeeehhheee

[jawi876 2]

Day 5

Romeo wakes up and finds himself naked in Jane's hotel room, the sunlight streaming through the window...He stretches and Jane wakes up too..She smiles at him...

Jane - Morning baby, you were fantastic last night..This will teach the #######...

Romeo - Glad you enjoyed yourself babes, it was the best I've ever had......mi nuh memba nuttin bout last night, but mi done know mi a don pan di bedwuk...

Jane - Oh my god, is that the time , I have to start getting ready for the airport.....and I have to start my plan off....

Romeo - OK, honey I am just going to take a shower....rahtid, di candom still ina mi pocket, mi wanda if mi breed har....

Jane gets a paper out of her handbag and opens the door to go to reception. The hotel receptionist is passing at that momemnt and Romeo smiles at her and winks....Jane walks around to reception and gives her the paper and asks her to photocopy it.The receptionist looks at the paper and gasps, it is a certificate saying that Miss Jane Brown has tested positive for HIV. She hides her shock and gives the paper and the copy back to Jane who smiles and pays her bill and says goodbye.

The second Jane walks out of the office, the receptionist calls all her friends to tell them about the woman who Romeo has spent the night with. Romeo and Jane get ready and he goes with her to the airport.

Jane - Thanks for the time, I enjoyed myself.....Pity you don't know what's coming next....

Romeo - Baby, this has been the best week of my life.......is how she naah bawl....she a gwaan like she a play tough....

Jane - I have something for you, don't open it until you get back home, ok....How I wish I could see his face when he opens it....

Romeo - Ok Babes, no problem....how it feel soh light, mi hope a money in deh....

Jane - Uh oh there's my boarding call, bye......I don't want to have to kiss him goodbye....

Romeo - Darling, is your number and address in the envelope....a how she a run aff so fass, she a gwaan like she nuh rate mi

Jane - Everything you need is in the envelope.....and more

Jane runs off towards the gates as Romeo stands looking after her...He shrugs his shoulders and walks around to Arrivals to try his luck...He doesn't find anyone, but sees a friend of his who gives him a ride back home.

He sits down on his bed, opens his shirt and remembers th envelope. He opens it and it disappointed to find only one sheet of paper in there....He begins to read......

TO BE CONTINUED.......................

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BRUTE>.heheee...dat will teach him

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As he reads, a cold chill sweeps over his body, he breaks out in a cold sweat...The paper says the woman he just slept with has AIDS.....He sits there in shock, shaking for almost an hour...Then, suddenly he leaps up and runs out into the yard barefoot. Ignoring the looks of astonishment, he runs down the road into town and into his doctors surgery.He yells at the shocked receptionist that he needs to see the doctor...Seeing his bare feet and open shirt and wild eyes, she lets him in, and listens at the door.He tell his doctor who merely shakes his head and tells him it takes up to six months for the infection to appear in tests....

Two months later, Romeo is taken in a strait jacket to Ward 21 of Kingston's UC hospital where he is treated for mental problems. He fails to respond to the treatment and it sent to Bellevue Mental hospital where after a month he escapes.

Three weeks later he appears and sets up home along the Norman Manley Boulevard where he returns each evening to 'cook' soup consisting of anything he finds durning the day.

Six months later, as Madman Romeo stands rouns his pot, his hair matted and dirty, flies buzzing around him, a tour bus stops to let some goats across the road.Two blonde women sit looking out the window at him...

Jane - Lol that madman looks a bit like Romeo...

Linda - He does as well, only missing the gold teeth....

Jane - I wonder what happened with him.....

Linda - I still think you should have REALLY slept with him..he deserved it.

Jane - No that would be murder.

As the bus moves off, the madman starts laughing, his two gold teeth glinting in the sunshine...............

THE ENNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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BAp BAP BAP !!!!...fabulous...I loved it..good fi him..him lucky she neva stay like some woman would have just given it to him...It is such a terrible thing how some men go around looking for innocent women to use and ruin their lives....

[jawi876 2]

BAp BAP BAP !!!!...fabulous...I loved it..good fi him..him lucky she neva stay like some woman would have just given it to him...It is such a terrible thing how some men go around looking for innocent women to use and ruin their lives....

It really is terrible. I think JAEnglish should do the rest of the story from the female's point of view...you know the scandalous ones that know that they sleep with any and everything, and don't have a problem giving men something other than a good time.

[Ta Ta 1]

That was good. Hope to see some other stories. It applies to all 3. world countries ! Loved the language.

[nannygirl82 0]

all i have to say is wow....that was GOOD....that should be made into a JA style movie....i can see it all playing in my head.....

can't wait for the next one....