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jawi876   2

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Day 5

Romeo lies in his bed snoring with his mouth wide open.........................The phone rings

Me - Hello...........a who dat....a who di blurtnaught a ring man 10 a clack a mawnin

Linda - Hi darling, its me, oh my god, I just got the ring you FedExed up to me, it's BEAUTIFUL

Me - Baby I'm so glad you liked it.......hope she no have no ideas bout fi cyarry it goh nug jewellas...

Linda - You shouldn't have spent so much....but I thought you didn't have any money

Me - Baby, I couldn't not buy my wife to be a ring, you know that gold watch my Uncle Boysie left me, well I had to sell it.....yu tink a so but a did Dianne buy mi dah watch deh an mi pawn it out when yu come fi gwaan tour yu...all nung mi nuh know whe mi ago tell har seh...

Linda - Oh darling, I can't believe you did that for me....I love you baby....

Me - You know I love you too.......Bwaay mi cyaa tek dem mushy mushy sumpm yah...

Linda - Remember I told you my little sister was coming to Jamaica, well she's there now, I would love her to meet you...

Me - I'd like that too....Where's she staying at.......Bwaay di tings mi duh fi reach a fariegn...mi hope seh she nah stay a Negril an come si mi an Fatty togeddah

Linda - She's staying at the................................the phone goes dead....

Me - Hello............hello............Cho man mek mi tek di ohone affa di hook she ago waa talk fi some lang time an mi haffi goh pick up Fatty yah nung.....

TO BE CONTINUED.........................

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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Sonshyne   2

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You got me sitting on the edge of me seat!! You killing me!! I feel like I'm watching cliff hanger friday soaps :lol: It sounds like Romeo is getting ready to get his head busted down to the white meat :whistle:

Thank you for the good reading and helping my day go by fast, I didn't get much done at work today cause I was steady reading :lol:

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USCIS

06-28-2011-Mailed I-130

07-03-2011-NOA1

12-08-2011-NOA2

NVC

12-19-2012-NVC Received Case

01-06-2012-Case Number

01-25-2012-Case Completed

02-21-2012-Medical

03-06-2012-Interview--APPROVED

03-13-2012-VISA RECEIVED

03-16-2012-POE ATL

ROC

02/24/2014-Mailed I-751

02/26/2014-Package Received

02/28/2014-NOA1 Hard Copy

02/28/2014-Check Cashed

03/25/2014-Biometrics Appt

06/04/2014-RFE Sent more info back on 07/29/2014

09/04/2014 ROC Approved

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Mi a tell u..mi left wok from 4:30 and mi just come back on fi a read...and mi disappointed..cho !!..weh di rest :angry:

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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jawi876   2

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That afternoon...Romeo picks up Jane outside her hotel on his scooter and they go for a ride up to Mayfield Falls...Jane loves every moment of it and Romeo takes her to a secluded pool where they sit side by side as the water runs.....

Jane - Oh Romeo, isn't this so romantic...I can't believe this is happening to me...

Me - Baby, anywhere we are together is romantic for me...mi wanda if she woulda let aff right yaso duh...mi wnda if di dread gaan far...

Jane - That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me......I'm in heaven, I am definitely going to have him tonight, it's my last full day here....I wonder if I should tell him about 'it'...

Me -Baby, I can't resist those luscious lips of yours anymore, I have to kiss you...an mi waa more too, awhoah...

Just then a group of people come towards them so it stops at a kiss....

Me - Baby, can I spend the night with you, I won't touch you if you don't want, I just want to hold you all night long.....afta yu coulda neva mad fi ramp wid big man so an nuh let aff...

Jane - Darling, I want that too.....I'm going to tell him tonight, if he loves me it won't matter...

They leave and take a slow ride back to the hotel....

Me- Babylove, I am just going to change my clothes and come back ok?......Yu betta ready fi mi dem time deh gyaal....

Jane - Ok, honey, I've got a couple calls to make anyway.......I wonder how he's going to take it...

Romeo kisses her goodbye and leaves.....Jane goes into her room and picks up the phone

Jane - Hi sis, what's up?

Linda - Hi lil sis, how you doing?

Jane - My guy just took me to these falls called Mayfield, they were AMAZING, you would have loved them!!

Linda - I've been there, my fiance took me too!!

Jane - He asked me if he could stay over tonight Linda....

Linda - Have you told him yet?

Jane - That I have AIDS? No. I will tell him later....I'm scared how he will take it maybe he won't want to have sex with me even with a condom...

Linda - Well, if he loves you like my Romeo loves me, then you'll be fine...

Jane - You know what, funny thing my guys is ACTALLY called Romeo....

There is a deadly silence over the phone....

Jane - Hello, Linda you still there???

TO BE CONTINUED.......

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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jawi876   2

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Dem Romeo he crazy ! He go git hisef big big trouble.

I love it........hope you don't mind a sub-saharan here reading.........the Krio is somewhat close so I can understand it.

Can't wait for the rest :o

Welcome Omoba. I don't mind at all. This story is written by our ever talented JAEnglishGal...aka UKAlien.

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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Sonshyne   2

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AIDS :o It looks like Romeo is gonna get something more than he bargained for :whistle:

USCIS

06-28-2011-Mailed I-130

07-03-2011-NOA1

12-08-2011-NOA2

NVC

12-19-2012-NVC Received Case

01-06-2012-Case Number

01-25-2012-Case Completed

02-21-2012-Medical

03-06-2012-Interview--APPROVED

03-13-2012-VISA RECEIVED

03-16-2012-POE ATL

ROC

02/24/2014-Mailed I-751

02/26/2014-Package Received

02/28/2014-NOA1 Hard Copy

02/28/2014-Check Cashed

03/25/2014-Biometrics Appt

06/04/2014-RFE Sent more info back on 07/29/2014

09/04/2014 ROC Approved

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I came online just to read up on the 'tory...lol You go JAEnglishGal. I kinda of knew it was you b/c you used to post several story like this in the past.

Anna (Chicago) and Javon (Jamaica)

USCIS: I-130 Process

10/30/06 - Married to my loving husband

01/06/07 - NOA1 ($190)

05/16/07 - NOA2!!!!!

NVC: CR-1 Process

05/21/07 - NVC recv'd case (per rep @ NVC)

05/29/07 - NVC Assigned Case # (KNG2007******)

06/01/07 - Faxed change of address request to NVC

06/08/07 - NVC confirmed new address

06/18/07 - DS-3032 (Choice of Agent) & AOS (I-864) Fee Bill generated

06/23/07 - Recv'd DS-3032 & AOS Bill via snail mail

07/09/07 - Emailed DS-3032 (Choice of Agent) to NVC

07/19/07 - Mailed AOS Fee Bill ($70) to St. Louis, MO

07/19/07 - Recv'd email from NVC - Choice of Agent was accepted

07/23/07 - IV (DS-230) Fee Bill was generated

08/11/07 - Recv'd IV Fee Bill via snail mail

08/15/07 - Recv'd AOS Packet in the mail

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Sorry double post

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Anna (Chicago) and Javon (Jamaica)

USCIS: I-130 Process

10/30/06 - Married to my loving husband

01/06/07 - NOA1 ($190)

05/16/07 - NOA2!!!!!

NVC: CR-1 Process

05/21/07 - NVC recv'd case (per rep @ NVC)

05/29/07 - NVC Assigned Case # (KNG2007******)

06/01/07 - Faxed change of address request to NVC

06/08/07 - NVC confirmed new address

06/18/07 - DS-3032 (Choice of Agent) & AOS (I-864) Fee Bill generated

06/23/07 - Recv'd DS-3032 & AOS Bill via snail mail

07/09/07 - Emailed DS-3032 (Choice of Agent) to NVC

07/19/07 - Mailed AOS Fee Bill ($70) to St. Louis, MO

07/19/07 - Recv'd email from NVC - Choice of Agent was accepted

07/23/07 - IV (DS-230) Fee Bill was generated

08/11/07 - Recv'd IV Fee Bill via snail mail

08/15/07 - Recv'd AOS Packet in the mail

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Lawd hav' mercy...serve the brute right!!! :lol::lol: Jawi, weh di res deh...cho - hurry up man :ranting::lol::lol:

I-130 for husband - see TIMELINE

10/23/2007 - Receive SSC (took 9 days from POE)

12/04/2007 - Receive Welcome Letter

12/14/2007 - Received 2nd Welcome Letter and Green card!!!

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N-400

09/21/2010 - Mailed application to Lewisville TX location

09/23/2010 - Information input in the system/check cashed

09/29/2010 - N-400 receipt received

09/30/2010 - RFE mailed

10/15/2010 - Biometrics appt (@8am) YAY!!!!

11/20/2010 - Received the yellow letter (dated 11/17/2010)

11/30/2010 - Case moved to the Testing & Interview stage (Email)

12/03/2010 - Received interview letter

01/06/2011 - Interview @ 10:15a...APPROVED!

02/12/2011 - Received oath ceremony letter (dated 02/10/2011)

02/18/2011 - Received descheduled oath ceremony letter (dated 2/15/2011)

02/26/2011 - Received new oath ceremony letter

03/02/2011 - Oath Ceremony @ 1:30p (IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!)

03/09/2011 - Oath Ceremony @ 1:30p...FINALLY A CITIZEN!!!

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