The Vent

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I phoned the Aveda Institute near my house to see if I could get in today for a 90 minute facial but get this- they can only take me for a 60 minute one!

The nerve.

Protest sister, protest. Who TF do they think they are???

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Man, the ex is on Facebook?? That's creepy. I would NOT like to have any contact whatsoever with Ricardo Retardo. No, no, no

Not even sticking a fork in his eyeball? Boy, you've mellowed.

No brother - remember that Retardo only sees with one eye while the other one is kind of AWOL ; so that would be fracking low, even for me he he... though I did entertain the thought for a few seconds....

Before or after you cut up his Zegna suits with the scissors.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

No brother - remember that Retardo only sees with one eye while the other one is kind of AWOL ; so that would be fracking low, even for me he he... though I did entertain the thought for a few seconds....

Before or after you cut up his Zegna suits with the scissors.

It was kind of after I threw away ALL his underwear because he refused to use the effing clothes hamper. So I collected them all and bye bye they went into the trash. He was not impressed, sinc ehe had to go Commando for a day ... not that there was MUCH there to protect anyways....

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

No brother - remember that Retardo only sees with one eye while the other one is kind of AWOL ; so that would be fracking low, even for me he he... though I did entertain the thought for a few seconds....

Before or after you cut up his Zegna suits with the scissors.

It was kind of after I threw away ALL his underwear because he refused to use the effing clothes hamper. So I collected them all and bye bye they went into the trash. He was not impressed, sinc ehe had to go Commando for a day ... not that there was MUCH there to protect anyways....

Now, now, Lenina. Lets's not talk about his shortcomings.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

No brother - remember that Retardo only sees with one eye while the other one is kind of AWOL ; so that would be fracking low, even for me he he... though I did entertain the thought for a few seconds....

Before or after you cut up his Zegna suits with the scissors.

It was kind of after I threw away ALL his underwear because he refused to use the effing clothes hamper. So I collected them all and bye bye they went into the trash. He was not impressed, sinc ehe had to go Commando for a day ... not that there was MUCH there to protect anyways....

Now, now, Lenina. Lets's not talk about his shortcomings.

You started it when you told me as much after seeing him peeing in the bushes AFTER the wedding .... buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

No brother - remember that Retardo only sees with one eye while the other one is kind of AWOL ; so that would be fracking low, even for me he he... though I did entertain the thought for a few seconds....

Before or after you cut up his Zegna suits with the scissors.

It was kind of after I threw away ALL his underwear because he refused to use the effing clothes hamper. So I collected them all and bye bye they went into the trash. He was not impressed, sinc ehe had to go Commando for a day ... not that there was MUCH there to protect anyways....

Now, now, Lenina. Lets's not talk about his shortcomings.

You started it when you told me as much after seeing him peeing in the bushes AFTER the wedding .... buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Seriously, I thought he was a female, hey, he even made me look like a porn star and that ain't easy.

Edited April 9, 2008 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I am officially VENTING because no one else is.

About what?

The lack of VENTS, that is.....

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I am officially VENTING because no one else is.

About what?

The lack of VENTS, that is.....

A lack of vents, sounds like something that might be said at a Chili Cook-Off. Especially if there is a lack of vents.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I am officially VENTING because no one else is.

About what?

The lack of VENTS, that is.....

A lack of vents, sounds like something that might be said at a Chili Cook-Off. Especially if there is a lack of vents.

Would that mean the chili "sukced"?????

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I am officially VENTING because no one else is.

About what?

The lack of VENTS, that is.....

A lack of vents, sounds like something that might be said at a Chili Cook-Off. Especially if there is a lack of vents.

Would that mean the chili "sukced"?????

I think the exact opposite. BTW, will you be entering your chocolate chili in the contest?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I am officially VENTING because no one else is.

About what?

The lack of VENTS, that is.....

A lack of vents, sounds like something that might be said at a Chili Cook-Off. Especially if there is a lack of vents.

Would that mean the chili "sukced"?????

I think the exact opposite. BTW, will you be entering your chocolate chili in the contest?

Naaaa..... can't cook, remember?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I am officially VENTING because no one else is.

About what?

The lack of VENTS, that is.....

A lack of vents, sounds like something that might be said at a Chili Cook-Off. Especially if there is a lack of vents.

Would that mean the chili "sukced"?????

I think the exact opposite. BTW, will you be entering your chocolate chili in the contest?

Naaaa..... can't cook, remember?

Not even hot chocolate and oleander pie?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

No vents. Not one of us taking umbrage with a slight by some recalcitrant swine. We Canucks must be very happy folks. Since I don't run on coffee, only on righteous indignation and a modicum of hostility, I'll start. AP. What the Hell is this nonsense? If there is a need to do a further background check, do it first. The interview can come later, but I decry the idiocy of the process as it stands now. Do the check then give the interview. Diggez vous USCIS Sphincterii.

I'll admit it's pretty lame compared to some of the ####### in the universe, but I'm not in that bad a mood today. It's going to be sunny and warm all week and that always makes me feel a might Groovy.

[Autumnchik 6]

Okay, here's a vent, just to satisfy Len

Apparently, nausea and vomiting return in the 3rd trimester ... GRRRRRRR!!! I thought I was done with this after the first trimester!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

VENT AHEAD:

Some idiots on this campus called "College Republicans" had planned a very nice lunch time activity for tomorrow: "TAG AN ILLEGAL ALIEN GAME". I was freaking livid people. Beyond . This is a freaking university campus for pete's sake, not the KKK Seattle chapter. Fortunately, something happened and the chopf#cks have canceled their little 'game'. There will be a rally for immigrant rights as well, which of course yours truly will attend.

I am b1tchy. Big time. This all happening at the same time the Dalai Lama is on campus (btw, there was a protest against him as well). Peace and compassion my azz.

[DeadPoolX 9]

Speaking of pregnancy (and therefore, eventual birth), have any of the women here ever had an episiotomy? If you have, what was it like?

I realize that's an odd question, but I'm not asking out of morbid curiosity. I'm just wondering more about it in the (hopefully) unlikely event that my wife, whenever she becomes pregnant, might need one. It looks like it must hurt a great deal (but far preferable to the damage what would result otherwise).