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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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You Know It's Time To Diet When....

You dance and it makes the band skip.

You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus,

and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk

carton for your picture.

You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

You could sell shade.

Your blood type is Ragu.

You need an appointment to attend an ' open house'.

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk

carton for your picture.

:lol::lol::lol:

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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:lol::lol:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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munchkins   0

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Oh my God, you''ve seen me :crying::crying:

[The reason god put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up.

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MrMrsKnight   0

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"DAMNIT! I'm not fat I'm just big boned.... my mom says so!"

:lol::lol::lol: Oh man I haven't laughed this hard in a long time......

I love you guys...... you're so funny!

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Hilarious Clinton   452

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mmmmm Ragu

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Miranda&James   8

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I hate mayo so I'm good :) Maybe some chocolate on aspirin? I see nothing wrong with that!

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