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LuzyC   0

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Philippines
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Pick the month you were born in:

1 - I shot

2 - I needed

3 - I ran naked with

4 - I ran shirtless with

5 - I am goin 2 b a

6 - I Banged

7 - I stabbed

8 - I smoked with

9 - I slept with

10 - I cuddled with

11 - I ate

12-I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01 - Sponge bob

02 - Paris Hilton

03 - a gangster

04 - the kool-aid man

05 - a jew

06 - a **

07 - a male stripper

08 - a old fart

09 - a ninja turtle

10 - a bag of weed

11 - a crack head

12 - Santa Claus

13 - a bowl of cereal

14 - a #######

15 - a Trojan man

16 - a jellybean

17 - a sexy girl

18 - Barney the dinosaur

19 - an orange

20 - a toothbrush

21 - my lover

22 - a bisexual

23 - a banana

24 - a easter egg

25 - a jar of honey

26 - my crush

27 - a French fry

28 - a homeless guy

29 - your dealer

30 - a tooth pick

31 - your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt/clothes you are wearing::

White - because im sexy as hell

Black - because I love weed

Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs

Red - because the lil people told me to

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay

Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk

Other - because I have double D's

Green - because I'm a god(dess) in bed

Orange - because I smoke crack

Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown - because my momma made me

Shirtless - because I've got abs

Me - I Banged a bag of weed because because I'm a god(dess) in bed :devil::D

Gary - I stabbed Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp and your jealous :lol:

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Bible.jpgcm66.gifFor my dear Mother - May 10 '44 -Sept 14 '07

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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:lol:

I am goin 2 b a sexy girl because I have AMAZING boobs!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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It started like Whinnie the Pooh....

I cuddled with a jar of honey because I'm sexy as hell.

My OH -

I shot a bisexual because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

Funny :lol:

you share birthday with my hubby, he's a honeyjar cuddler too :lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Madame-Butterfly Enthusiast

Madame-Butterfly   0

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa (DCF) Country: Australia
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ME - I ate a male stripper because my momma made me :blink:

Brett - I ate a old fart because I'm a pimp and your jealous :lol:

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Oct 29 2004 Met on LDSPLANET

Oct 30 2004 First phone call....EVERY DAY till this day

Dec 25 2004 I asked him to MARRY me and he said Yes

March 19 2005 took out my passport now i need to wait

April 19 2005 I GOT MY PASSPORT !!!!

April 21 2005 NENNE booked his flight he get here on June 29th YES!!!!

May 9 2005 I-130 Packet and Packet 3 are being sent off to us !!!

May 15 2005 Recived packet 1-3

June 29 2005 Nenne arrived in Puerto Rico

July 2 2005 GOT MARRIEDbadassbuddy_com-inlove2.gif

July 11 2005 Got our Marriage Certificate

Leaving August 17th to Australia and file for DCF !!!

July 19 2005 Got interview date on Sept. 6

August 17th Got to AUSTRALIA !!!

SEPTEMBER 6 DCF (CR1)WE GOT APPROVED !!!!

September 9 2005 Recived VISA in mail

November 24 2005 Nennes POE GUAM

November 26 2005 Arrived in Puerto Rico

Married for 3 years and counting

September 10 2007 sending off the I-571

Sept 2007 sent forms Aug 2008 got 10 yr Green Card

Bassi and Zainab Proficient

Bassi and Zainab   1

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Ghana
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Zainab: I ran shirtless with a jellybean because I'm sexy as hell.

Bassi: I am going 2 b an old fart because my momma made me.

GHANA.GIFBassi and Zainab US1.GIF

I-129F Sent: 6-18-2007

Interview date: 6-24-2008

Pick up Visa: 6-27-2008

Arrive JFK POE: 7-2-2008

Marriage: 7-9-2008

AOS

mailed AOS, EAD, AP: 8-22-2008

NOA AOS, EAD, AP: 8-27-2008

Biometrics: 9-18-2008

AOS Transferred to CSC: 9-25-2008

Requested EAD Expedite: 11-12-2008

EAD Card production ordered: 11-12-2008 changed to 11/17/2008 Why? (I hope it doesn't change every week!)

Received AP: 11/17/2008

Received EAD: 11/22/08 (Praise God!!)

AOS RFE: 1/29/2009

AOS Approved: 3/24/2009

Called USCIS 4/1/2009 told no status change and case not yet reviewed from RFE request.

Received green card: 4/3/2009

*JG* Grand Master

*JG*   2

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Filed: Country: Jamaica
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Awwww....I stabbed a homeless guy because I am sexy as hell. Some truth to that statement (ha ha!)

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

 

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