Famous Quotes

[DeadPoolX 9]

"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." -- P. J. O'Rourke

"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." -- Dave Barry

"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother. You're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it." -- Jeff Foxworthy

[NavarreMan 10]

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

Edited October 17, 2007 by NavarreMan

[Jasman0717 9]

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Robert Frost

[mRx 16]

" It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. "

[Jasman0717 9]

What you guys want, I'm for.

Dan Quayle

[mRx 16]

"He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger. "

Confucius

[almaty 19]

Confucius say.." man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

[mRx 16]

Confucius say.." man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

He also says " Touch girl on period, get caught red-handed. "

[almaty 19]

lol....that was new for me

[Pooky 3,763]

Confucius say ..... "man with deathwatch beetle in wooden leg safer than man with tin leg in thunderstorm."

[almaty 19]

lol...

Confucius say...Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

ALSO, Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Edited October 18, 2007 by almaty

[Jasman0717 9]

lol...

Confucius say...Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

ALSO, Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Confucius say....woman who fly upside down have hairy crackups

[NavarreMan 10]

Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?

-- Frank Zappa, Feb 1, 1989

[Jasman0717 9]

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

[PaulineA 1]

It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time.

Sir Winston Churchill

There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.

Sir Winston Churchill

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Mark Twain

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Ralph Waldo Emerson