Famous Quotes

[Jasman0717 9]

It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind.

Voltaire

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

"Fall is always my favorite time of year because ya got football, the baseball playoffs, the Professional Bull Riders and the PRCA are in the final stretch, and it's also when my mom always starts to lose her summer back hair!"

Larry the cable guy

[Jasman0717 9]

" and it's also when my mom always starts to lose her summer back hair!"

Larry the cable guy

[almaty 19]

"Fall is always my favorite time of year because ya got football, the baseball playoffs, the Professional Bull Riders and the PRCA are in the final stretch, and it's also when my mom always starts to lose her summer back hair!"

Larry the cable guy

lol...that is so true

[Nagishkaw 510]

" Business as usual. "

.....LuckyStrike

[Jasman0717 9]

One of my favorites:

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."

~Sue Murphy

[Jasman0717 9]

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."

~Sue Murphy

Hum....you read my mind about the recent thread I just started

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."

~Jimmy Durante

[Jasman0717 9]

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."

~Jimmy Durante

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"Why, her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves."

~ Rodney Dangerfield

[NavarreMan 10]

In the name of certainty, the greatest crimes have been committed against humanity.

-- Carlos Fuentes

[Jasman0717 9]

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Yogi Berra

[NavarreMan 10]

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Yogi Berra

[NavarreMan 10]

If you win the rat race, you're still a rat.

-- Lily Tomlin