Famous Quotes

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

####### was that?

mayor of hiroshima

[almaty 19]

where did all those f##king Indians come from...George Custer

[JeanneVictoria 55]

If you rest, you rust.

Helen Hayes

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

where is all this f'ing water coming from?

captain edward smith 14 april 1912

[thesnowman 1]

I personally think some of the best quotes come from the late great Bill Hicks

on the first Iraq war ... "the thing was they kept talking about 'the Elite Republican Guard' in these hushed tones like these guys were the bogeymen or something. Yeah, we're doing well now, but we have yet to face-THE ELITE REPUBLICAN GUARD. Like these guys were twelve feet tall, desert warriors. KRRASH. NEVER LOST A BATTLE! KRRASH. WE ###### BULLETS! Yeah, well, after two months of continuous carpet bombings and not one reaction at all from them, they became simply, 'the Republican Guard.' Not nearly as elite as we may have led you to believe. And after another month of bombing, they went from 'the Elite Republican Guard' to 'the Republican Guard' to 'the Republicans made this ###### up about there being guards out there, we hope you enjoy the firework show"

"I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, "Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them." And Eve said, "Yeah... it's just not enough is it?""

"The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty ###### cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?"

"If the FBI's motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we never see Bradley tanks smashing into Catholic churches?"

"If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAL ###### high on drugs. The Beatles were so ###### high they let Ringo sing a few songs."

"The musicians today who don't do drugs and in fact speak out against it? "Rock Against Drugs?" BOY do they suck."

[Minya's wife 24]

"Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost."

John Quincy Adams

"Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. "

Aristotle

"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law."

Winston Churchill

"Radical changes in world politics leave America with a heightened responsibility to be, for the world, an example of a genuinely free, democratic, just and humane society. "

Pope John Paul II

Edited November 14, 2007 by Paula&Minya

[almaty 19]

what do you mean 2 months ago ..you got off the pill? ....anony

[Jasman0717 9]

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle

Edited November 15, 2007 by jasman0717

[NavarreMan 10]

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle

A committee is an organism with 6 or more legs and no brain - Anon

[NavarreMan 10]

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Woody Allen

[almaty 19]

charity...don;t they still have workhouses for the poor...........any GOP senator from the south

[NavarreMan 10]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Oscar Levant

[almaty 19]

i don't care who you are fat man ..get off my roof......jimmy dean jones, tueplo mississippi

[JVKn'CVO 11]

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" Mahatma Gandhi

Saludos,

Caro

[Minya's wife 24]

It' good to be the King!

-King Louis XIV in Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I