Famous Quotes

[Minya's wife 24]

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

- Chapter 1, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen

[Jasman0717 9]

Who left the toilet seat up....famous last quote

[almaty 19]

Who left the toilet seat up....famous last quote

or, afterwards..i said to a lady...i just call you splash from now on

[Jasman0717 9]

Main Street and Babbitt...not my most favorite books

[LoriLawless 0]

Who left the toilet seat up....famous last quote

[Jasman0717 9]

Who left the toilet seat up....famous last quote

or, afterwards..i said to a lady...i just call you splash from now on

[JeanneVictoria 55]

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

Dan Rather

[Jasman0717 9]

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

Winston Churchill

[Scott & Lai 12]

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support

of Paul. --George Bernard Shaw

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he

proposes to pay off with your money. --G. Gordon Liddy

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich

countries to rich people in poor countries. --Douglas Casey (1992)

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live

at the expense of everybody else. --Frederic Bastiat

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:

If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops

moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan (1986)

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs

when it's free. --P.J. O'Rourke

If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a liberal.

If you want government to intervene overseas, you're a conservative.

If you want government to intervene everywhere, you're a moderate.

If you don't want government to intervene anywhere, you're an extremist.

--Joseph Sobran (1995)

In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as

possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. --Voltaire

(1764)

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in

session. --Mark Twain (1866)

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I

repeat myself. --Mark Twain

Talk is cheap-except when Congress does it. --Will Rogers

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at

one end and no responsibility at the other. --Ronald Reagan

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well

please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the

consequences. --P.J. O'Rourke (1993)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

--Will Rogers

Great ones!

[PalestineMyHeart 1,897]

"the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something that you haven't done." Gibby Haynes

:o gadzooks Gibby from the B. Surfers ???????!!!!!

Trivia: His dad was Mr. Peppermint

[JeanneVictoria 55]

I want to live my life, not record it.

Jackie Kennedy

[one...two...tree 2,762]

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

Winston Churchill

That's a good one!

[Scott & Lai 12]

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

Winston Churchill

And you'll run businesses out of your state..

[Jasman0717 9]

I'm ######...anom

[NavarreMan 10]

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

Mae West