THE LAWS OF LIFE

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Law of Economics:

> The amount needed for the present emergency is always in direct proportion to the amount you had saved for a vacation.

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> Law of Mechanical Repair:

> After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

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> Law of the Workshop:

> Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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> Law of Probability:

> The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

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> Law of the Telephone:

> If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

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> Law of the Alibi:

> If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

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> Variation Law:

> If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

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> Law of the Bath :

> When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring

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> Law of Close Encounters:

> The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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> Law of the Result:

> When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

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> Law of Biomechanics:

> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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> Law of the Theater:

> At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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> Law of Coffee:

> As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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> Murphy's Law of Lockers:

> If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

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> Law of Rugs/Carpets:

> The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

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> Law of Location:

> No matter where you go, there you are.

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> Law of Logical Argument:

> Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about

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> Brown's Law:

> If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

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> Oliver's Law:

> A closed mouth gathers no feet.

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> Wilson 's Law:

> As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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> Doctors' Law:

> If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

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[Nessa 23]

so true, all of them.

[Toshtishtash 1]

Definitely true!

[Jasman0717 9]

Law of Economics:

> Law of Mechanical Repair:

> After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

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> Law of the Workshop:

> Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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> Doctors' Law:

> If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

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This is my life

[almaty 19]

damn, brother jim..i feel your pain...sounds like me too

[Jasman0717 9]

damn, brother jim..i feel your pain...sounds like me too

Maybe it has to do with the era we grew up in Brother Dean