Unusual Question

[DeadPoolX 9]

Okay, well... I warned you, so don't blame me if you (or anyone else) finds this question inappropriate or whatever.

I was wondering what men (or women, I suppose) do in Canada at a strip club when it comes to tips. I realize the basic premise is the same as in the United States, but when a stripper is dancing on stage (and I'll use female strippers as the example, since they're more common and they're the only type I've seen), men will go up to her and put $1 bills in her panties or she'll use... um... her various "talents" to grab the dollar.

Now I'm asking this because in Canada, there is no such thing as a $1 paper bill. You have a $1 coin. So what do guys do? Toss Loonies at her? I can't imagine that'd end well. Sure, it might be somewhat amusing to see a stripper have to dodge an assault of coinage, but in the end, she might get whacked in the head, or worse yet, accidentally slip on a coin and fall. Since a lot of strippers wear those ridiculously high-heeled shoes, I can't see her balance being all that great to begin with.

Just for the record, I have absolutely no plans of attending any strip clubs, either in Canada or the United States. The last time I was at a strip club was actually before I ever met my fiancee. I tend to find them somewhat boring and something of a tease. Besides, the last few I went to, it looked like some of the ladies were a bit drugged out. I don't really blame them (not that I'm endorsing drug use), but if I were a woman and I was dancing and showing off my naked body for strange men, day in and day out, I'd probably want to be "numb" too.

Anyway... this thought just popped into my head. Maybe someone here knows the answer?

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

LOL first off your post made me laugh.

I asked my ex about this long ago because I was always curious too.

He told me that the women do grab the toonies or loonies with their breasts from the man's hand, etc. In the instances of using other "assets" to her advantage at taking tips...say the man was on the stage (often the women will bring men on stage) she would lie him down and make him put the loonie in his mouth..she would then straddle over him..so he could see...ya know.. and then squat down and just take the loonie with her hand..giving him a show for his tip.

I've never heard of men throwing coins at women but hey..you never know! LOL I've never been to a strip club myself!

Edited October 12, 2007 by ~Laura and Nick~

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Okay, well... I warned you, so don't blame me if you (or anyone else) finds this question inappropriate or whatever.

I was wondering what men (or women, I suppose) do in Canada at a strip club when it comes to tips. I realize the basic premise is the same as in the United States, but when a stripper is dancing on stage (and I'll use female strippers as the example, since they're more common and they're the only type I've seen), men will go up to her and put $1 bills in her panties or she'll use... um... her various "talents" to grab the dollar.

Now I'm asking this because in Canada, there is no such thing as a $1 paper bill. You have a $1 coin. So what do guys do? Toss Loonies at her? I can't imagine that'd end well. Sure, it might be somewhat amusing to see a stripper have to dodge an assault of coinage, but in the end, she might get whacked in the head, or worse yet, accidentally slip on a coin and fall. Since a lot of strippers wear those ridiculously high-heeled shoes, I can't see her balance being all that great to begin with.

Just for the record, I have absolutely no plans of attending any strip clubs, either in Canada or the United States. The last time I was at a strip club was actually before I ever met my fiancee. I tend to find them somewhat boring and something of a tease. Besides, the last few I went to, it looked like some of the ladies were a bit drugged out. I don't really blame them (not that I'm endorsing drug use), but if I were a woman and I was dancing and showing off my naked body for strange men, day in and day out, I'd probably want to be "numb" too.

Anyway... this thought just popped into my head. Maybe someone here knows the answer?

If you put enough dollars coins in her g-string it might just fall down.

*genuflecting like crazy and trying hard not to think impure thoughts*

Seriously though, $1? C'mon now, the minimum is at least $5. Not that I would know anything about it.

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

Not that I would know anything about it.

[DeadPoolX 9]

If you put enough dollars coins in her g-string it might just fall down.

*genuflecting like crazy and trying hard not to think impure thoughts*

Seriously though, $1? C'mon now, the minimum is at least $5. Not that I would know anything about it.

Well, I remember the normal amount being $1 for the women dancing on stage; lap dances were more expensive, obviously. But who knows? The price could've gone up over the years (everything else has), so maybe it is $5 now. That just goes to show how long it's been since I was last at a strip club!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I've never been to a strip club myself!

So I suppose you wear a frilly g-string, six-inch stilettos and a sequined brassiere for medical reasons.

If a female stripper straddles a gynecologist to get a loonie from his mouth can he claim it on his income tax as a business expense?

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

I've never been to a strip club myself!

So I suppose you wear a frilly g-string, six-inch stilettos and a sequined brassiere for medical reasons.

If a female stripper straddles a gynecologist to get a loonie from his mouth can he claim it on his income tax as a business expense?

??? Pardon?

[DeadPoolX 9]

I've never been to a strip club myself!

So I suppose you wear a frilly g-string, six-inch stilettos and a sequined brassiere for medical reasons.

If a female stripper straddles a gynecologist to get a loonie from his mouth can he claim it on his income tax as a business expense?

??? Pardon?

Yeah, I was wondering about that. Excuse me for saying so, but that statement seemed a little too personal.

[Allie 5]

Okay, well... I warned you, so don't blame me if you (or anyone else) finds this question inappropriate or whatever.

I was wondering what men (or women, I suppose) do in Canada at a strip club when it comes to tips. I realize the basic premise is the same as in the United States, but when a stripper is dancing on stage (and I'll use female strippers as the example, since they're more common and they're the only type I've seen), men will go up to her and put $1 bills in her panties or she'll use... um... her various "talents" to grab the dollar.

Now I'm asking this because in Canada, there is no such thing as a $1 paper bill. You have a $1 coin. So what do guys do? Toss Loonies at her? I can't imagine that'd end well. Sure, it might be somewhat amusing to see a stripper have to dodge an assault of coinage, but in the end, she might get whacked in the head, or worse yet, accidentally slip on a coin and fall. Since a lot of strippers wear those ridiculously high-heeled shoes, I can't see her balance being all that great to begin with.

Just for the record, I have absolutely no plans of attending any strip clubs, either in Canada or the United States. The last time I was at a strip club was actually before I ever met my fiancee. I tend to find them somewhat boring and something of a tease. Besides, the last few I went to, it looked like some of the ladies were a bit drugged out. I don't really blame them (not that I'm endorsing drug use), but if I were a woman and I was dancing and showing off my naked body for strange men, day in and day out, I'd probably want to be "numb" too.

Anyway... this thought just popped into my head. Maybe someone here knows the answer?

If you put enough dollars coins in her g-string it might just fall down.

*genuflecting like crazy and trying hard not to think impure thoughts*

Seriously though, $1? C'mon now, the minimum is at least $5. Not that I would know anything about it.

Okay, well... I warned you, so don't blame me if you (or anyone else) finds this question inappropriate or whatever.

I was wondering what men (or women, I suppose) do in Canada at a strip club when it comes to tips. I realize the basic premise is the same as in the United States, but when a stripper is dancing on stage (and I'll use female strippers as the example, since they're more common and they're the only type I've seen), men will go up to her and put $1 bills in her panties or she'll use... um... her various "talents" to grab the dollar.

Now I'm asking this because in Canada, there is no such thing as a $1 paper bill. You have a $1 coin. So what do guys do? Toss Loonies at her? I can't imagine that'd end well. Sure, it might be somewhat amusing to see a stripper have to dodge an assault of coinage, but in the end, she might get whacked in the head, or worse yet, accidentally slip on a coin and fall. Since a lot of strippers wear those ridiculously high-heeled shoes, I can't see her balance being all that great to begin with.

Just for the record, I have absolutely no plans of attending any strip clubs, either in Canada or the United States. The last time I was at a strip club was actually before I ever met my fiancee. I tend to find them somewhat boring and something of a tease. Besides, the last few I went to, it looked like some of the ladies were a bit drugged out. I don't really blame them (not that I'm endorsing drug use), but if I were a woman and I was dancing and showing off my naked body for strange men, day in and day out, I'd probably want to be "numb" too.

Anyway... this thought just popped into my head. Maybe someone here knows the answer?

If you put enough dollars coins in her g-string it might just fall down.

*genuflecting like crazy and trying hard not to think impure thoughts*

Seriously though, $1? C'mon now, the minimum is at least $5. Not that I would know anything about it.

I don't know about here in the U.S but in Canada the G-strings come of without putting loonies in em

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

Well I'm sorry but I am not a stripper, thank you very much.

How rude.

If you must know, my ex husband use to frequent strip clubs QUITE often and I wasn't impressed. I would ask him questions, this being one of them.

Sigh.

[DeadPoolX 9]

I don't know about here in the U.S but in Canada the G-strings come of without putting loonies in em

Well, I can't speak for ALL of the United States, but in Texas, there are two types of strip clubs -- completely nude and where the women wear g-strings.

Why the difference? Well, in the strip clubs where the women are completely naked, the clubs are 18+, so they aren't allowed to serve alcohol. In the strip clubs that where the women wear g-strings, the clubs are 21+, so they do serve alcohol (and more often than not, they also have a menu and sometimes even a buffet too).

Yeah, I know... that's pretty weird. But that's how it is.

Edited October 12, 2007 by DeadPoolX

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

I must reply again but I am upset by this.

Here I was simply answering a question that the OP asked and I get accused of being in a profession that I find personally insulting.

I'm sure the comment was meant in jest but if the OP viewed it another way...that makes it worse because others may view me that way as well, which was not my intent, I was simply answering the question.

Why I should care what you think, I don't know...but it hurts me to think I have been judged for doing nothing wrong and being thought of as something that I am not.

That is all.

Have a good night.

[DeadPoolX 9]

I must reply again but I am upset by this.

Here I was simply answering a question that the OP asked and I get accused of being in a profession that I find personally insulting.

I'm sure the comment was meant in jest but if the OP viewed it another way...that makes it worse because others may view me that way as well, which was not my intent, I was simply answering the question.

Why I should care what you think, I don't know...but it hurts me to think I have been judged for doing nothing wrong and being thought of as something that I am not.

That is all.

Have a good night.

Laura, I think the comment made to you was intended to be a joke. It obviously fell flat. Many jokes end up doing this online, since we lack facial expression, body gestures and above all, vocal tone. Without any of that to indicate how the words are meant, the message can be interpreted as something much different from what was originally intended.

I've been on the giving and receiving end of this phenomenon before. It's one of the major problems with online communication. Maybe in the future, the Internet will get to the point where we can all use voice-chat in real time (although I think that might get a bit overwhelming) or something similar. Maybe some sort of video conferencing. Whatever the case, I doubt the message was meant as an insult or an accusation, since no one here knows you well enough to make a definitive statement about you one way or the other.

Since this thread was opened up by me, and you've obviously felt wronged and insulted within it, I'd like to apologize to you. I know I was not the sender of that particular message; however, if this thread didn't exist, neither would that message.

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

Laura, I think the comment made to you was intended to be a joke. It obviously fell flat. Many jokes end up doing this online, since we lack facial expression, body gestures and above all, vocal tone. Without any of that to indicate how the words are meant, the message can be interpreted as something much different from what was originally intended.

I've been on the giving and receiving end of this phenomenon before. It's one of the major problems with online communication. Maybe in the future, the Internet will get to the point where we can all use voice-chat in real time (although I think that might get a bit overwhelming) or something similar. Maybe some sort of video conferencing. Whatever the case, I doubt the message was meant as an insult or an accusation, since no one here knows you well enough to make a definitive statement about you one way or the other.

Since this thread was opened up by me, and you've obviously felt wronged and insulted within it, I'd like to apologize to you. I know I was not the sender of that particular message; however, if this thread didn't exist, neither would that message.

Thank you.

I've always been a sensitive person, maybe too sensitive sometimes.

So forgive me for taking it to heart.

I replied to your pm..I hope you got it.

Hugs

Laura

[lynamon 0]

I'm pretty sure that years ago when my girlfriends and I went to see male strippers that you could purchase tickets .. 5 for $5.00 or something similar .. and you would give these tickets to the strippers.

This is such a funny question ... when I first starting dating my fiance we were here in the states shopping and at a shoe store the cashier found out I was from Canada .. and she pulled me aside to ask me this question