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Oh my goodness this thread it toooo funny I am cracking up!!

Well I have never farted in front of my fiance but I have burped many a times...I am a very gassy person and it usually comes out my mouth...people at work get so mad at me for burping so loud...my saying is:

WHY FART AND WASTE IT WHEN YOU CAN BURP AND TASTE IT!!! :lol::lol:

As some others of you I also suffer from IBS and there was this one time I really had to go and my fiance was laying on the bed talking on the phone to his mom and I ran to the bathroom, there was all kinds of noises coming from my body and he says "are you ok in there" :unsure: I was so embarassed, after ward he kept making fun of me by telling me all the noises he heard coming from the bathroom...we still crack up about it to this day. :lol:

But in my past relationships I have not had any problems with farting, burping or using the bathroom in front of them.

I actually have a friend that calls me everytime she is taking a dump...we call her bathroom her phone booth :lol:

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I actually have a friend that calls me everytime she is taking a dump...we call her bathroom her phone booth :lol:

LOL, my brother used to do that to me! And I have to wonder, does this say something about the way he thinks of me? Does the need to drop a load make him think fondly of me or something? Is it possible for him to build a rocket without moral support from me? Maybe someday Ill call him while Im in the bathroom, drop a cantaloupe into the pot to make a giant splash, give a great sigh and see if he takes it as a compliment.

Ahhh, I love this thread :) You're never too old for poop jokes :lol:

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WHY FART AND WASTE IT WHEN YOU CAN BURP AND TASTE IT!!!

:lol::lol: That's funny!!!! Kinda disgusting too......... :P

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someone needs to link in that woman who st a world's record for the longest #######. :yes:

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I actually have a friend that calls me everytime she is taking a dump...we call her bathroom her phone booth :lol:

Thats the only time i call my sister. :D

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someone needs to link in that woman who st a world's record for the longest #######. :yes:

this one?? :lol:

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Latest steps:

10/26/2006- Consulate receives case (seriously, one month to receive the case?? BS!), and packet 3 that I sent even before they had received the case.

01/02/2007- Interview!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got a 221(g)

01/23/2007- Second Interview. VISA granted!!!

01/29/2007- VISA arrived.... no envelope though. I'm gonna contact them and see what happened this time!

01/31/2007- I'll have to send them one last financial support evidence.

02/01/2007- Evidence sent

02/02/2007- Evidence received by Consulate

02/06/2007- Consulate sends envelope!

02/07/2007- Envelope received!!!

02/10/2007- Flew to the USA!!!!!!

04/17/2007- Wedding day!!!

--- Wish us luck!!! ---

 

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