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Okay. I fart and I burp. In front of my husband. He farts and burps in front of me. I don't think it's gross (unless it's particularly smelly) because it's natural, and everyone does it. Why marry a man I can't fart in front of? I couldn't imagine spending my life running out of the room to fart or burp.

So who farts and burps in front of their S.O? How long were you together before you did? We were together about six months before I farted proudly (ie not trying to muffle the noise) in front of him. I mean, I'm not all like "Hey honey, I got a good one comin'! Listen!" But I now just fart whenever I have to, and don't try to hide it.

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Okay. I fart and I burp. In front of my husband. He farts and burps in front of me. I don't think it's gross (unless it's particularly smelly) because it's natural, and everyone does it. Why marry a man I can't fart in front of? I couldn't imagine spending my life running out of the room to fart or burp.

So who farts and burps in front of their S.O? How long were you together before you did? We were together about six months before I farted proudly (ie not trying to muffle the noise) in front of him. I mean, I'm not all like "Hey honey, I got a good one comin'! Listen!" But I now just fart whenever I have to, and don't try to hide it.

It didn't take me long at all to let em rip....if she hears it or not makes me no difference, and I can usually tell by the look on her face if she happens to walk into a cloud.... :blush:

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I prefer if neither happens (and so does huuby) outside the bathroom, but if it does---its no big deal.

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In short? NEVER. Although burping is admissable if you drank soda and can´t help it, but not as a common, ordinary thing.

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well ........................ about 2 weeks ago, i was really ill with the flu. early one morning i had a coughing jag and well ... you know ... it happened!!!! :o

so later in the day i asked geoff: did my coughing fit this morning wake you?? :blush: he had zero recollection!!! phew!!!!!!!!! B) so i told him of the 'slip' and he said, 'that's ok, ladybug, i still don't believe that you fart!' :lol::innocent::lol::luv: who's better than him??

so as my sister says: we don't fart, we fluff & we don't sweat, we glisten!! :thumbs:

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HA! I think I ripped one on the second night we were together. He laughed it off, so he must be a keeper :D

Unfortunately there was no Dr. Pepper in Morocco. Otherwise I really could have impressed my future husband by burping my entire name. *snort*

What can I say? Im from Texas, let 'er rip tater chip!

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My hubby seemed comfortable doing those things fairly early on, probably about a month into in person relationship. However, it was only yesterday after being married 11 months that he told me he felt comfortable picking his teeth in front of me!!! :lol:

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HA! I think I ripped one on the second night we were together. He laughed it off, so he must be a keeper :D

Unfortunately there was no Dr. Pepper in Morocco. Otherwise I really could have impressed my future husband by burping my entire name. *snort*

What can I say? Im from Texas, let 'er rip tater chip!

Right on fellow Texan...!!!!!... :thumbs:

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HA! I think I ripped one on the second night we were together. He laughed it off, so he must be a keeper :D

Unfortunately there was no Dr. Pepper in Morocco. Otherwise I really could have impressed my future husband by burping my entire name. *snort*

What can I say? Im from Texas, let 'er rip tater chip!

Right on fellow Texan...!!!!!... :thumbs:

I am overqualified for this. My last name is (no lie) Belcher. Oh man, I cant wait to get married :lol:

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We never do it..... unless you drink soda and can't help it.

But other than that, it stays in the bathroom or in some place where the other can't hear it (or smell it ;) ). It wasn't something we discussed about, but it's been this way since we met and I don't see it changing anytime soon.

My mom and dad, after years of marriage are still like that too so I guess I got it from them. :star:

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lol.....

The second time we were in Tunis... Yacine must've had a bug, because he got sick!! First he was farting every 5-10 minutes... then they became more frequent and powerful... and for about an hour it was like a symphony orchestra of 1000-watt bass-like farts!! I had not laughed like that in a long time and he was craaaaaaaacking up... we didn't stop laughing about it for 3 days... and after all that stuff.. he went to the bathroom.. and well... you can use your imagination from there.. I told him I was going to come in and clean the bathroom with a hose...

Okay this is getting way out of hand :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

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