How To Make A Woman Happy?!! Dont know ? click in and see

[kim&james 0]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

I thought it was

1. Show up naked

2. Bring beer

?

[Nagishkaw 510]

women want you to be their father, brother, gynecologist? What kind of tripe is this?

sounds Freudian to me

sounds like bullsh!t to me

now do women still complain?!!!

you have a lot to learn about women, my friend

And then some!

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

There is one particular week of the month when things are a little touchy.

[PetraPerson101 0]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

I thought it was

1. Show up naked

2. Bring beer

?

I quite understand it's in jest ... however the actual thought of that 1-2 thing ... somewhat frightens me. Have you dealt with someone who is at a disadvantage when pitted against a planarian? Whoever wrote that joke ... obviously hasn't experienced it. (planarian. Google it.)

I'll take someone with more sense than me. Excuse me while I go nail my hand to the wall.

[hitchoo 0]

croooooooko baokasiiii

[Nagishkaw 510]

It's only a fluke, said the parasitologist.

[kim&james 0]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

I thought it was

1. Show up naked

2. Bring beer

?

I quite understand it's in jest ... however the actual thought of that 1-2 thing ... somewhat frightens me. Have you dealt with someone who is at a disadvantage when pitted against a planarian? Whoever wrote that joke ... obviously hasn't experienced it. (planarian. Google it.)

I'll take someone with more sense than me. Excuse me while I go nail my hand to the wall.

ROFL You need to get out more if this "frightens" you.

And mate, if your having a go at me with the have I dealt with someone who is at a disadvantage when pitted against a planarian, take a look in the mirror and no I did not have to google it.

This joke is an old old joke that keeps doing the rounds, obviously most of the population finds it funny. If you dont like it you might as well stay away from opening jokes or looking at them in the future as you are bound to come across this one again. Now go and nail your other hand to the wall so the rest of us can just enjoy a laugh for the sake of a laugh.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

decorator? now that's just silly

[natty bumppo 297]

women want you to be their father, brother, gynecologist? What kind of tripe is this?

sounds Freudian to me

sounds like bullsh!t to me

now do women still complain?!!!

you have a lot to learn about women, my friend

And then some!

that's why .... land and grilling outside were invented.

[shanleybelle07 0]

thats funny! OH MAN!

[MR2nice 0]

This is great!! Seems fair enough.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Thank goodness my fiancée does not require all that!

But seriously, I think if we did make a list hers would be half that size of the "female" list and mine would be three times more than the "male" list. Sorry need a little more than those two things. And, I get my own food.

[JVKn'CVO 11]

How to Make a Woman Happy*

*(for now, anyway)

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

Warning! should you master all of the above, there is a chance she might become overwhelmed with too much perfection...and consequently dump your sorry behind

Saludos,

Caro