How To Make A Woman Happy?!! Dont know ? click in and see

[hitchoo 0]

How to Make a Woman Happy*

*(for now, anyway)

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

[Jasman0717 9]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

Edited October 10, 2007 by jasman0717

[Nessa 23]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

well I guess my man is always happy then

[Ban Hammer 13,625]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

well I guess my man is always happy then

[BYRON-LEIDY 0]

Forgot one thing...the husband must be well endowed, hung

[Ban Hammer 13,625]

Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women:

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

9. You can have one handgun at home and another when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you, even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?".

2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you've used it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun

Edited October 10, 2007 by charlesandnessa

[Ban Hammer 13,625]

i wrote this while my beautiful doggie was still alive. i miss her

why my dog is better than women

10. she does not care what time i come home, just that i came home.

9. she does not need a car to drive, jewelry, or expensive clothes

8. she does not mind when i pet other dogs

7. she does not get upset when i drink a beer, or burp, or fart..

6. she does not care if i leave the toilet lid up or put the tp on the other way

5. she does not need to go shopping

4. she does not care if i buy myself something and not her

3. she does not go through pms or ask me if i think she is fat

2. she does not mind being called b!tch

1. she has 10 boobies!

[Fandango 1,440]

women want you to be their father, brother, gynecologist? What kind of tripe is this?

[BYRON-LEIDY 0]

i wrote this while my beautiful doggie was still alive. i miss her

why my dog is better than women

10. she does not care what time i come home, just that i came home.

9. she does not need a car to drive, jewelry, or expensive clothes

8. she does not mind when i pet other dogs

7. she does not get upset when i drink a beer, or burp, or fart..

6. she does not care if i leave the toilet lid up or put the tp on the other way

5. she does not need to go shopping

4. she does not care if i buy myself something and not her

3. she does not go through pms or ask me if i think she is fat

2. she does not mind being called b!tch

1. she has 10 boobies!

..........all of a sudden i have a great appreciation for my Boston Terrier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think would be a great gynecologist...." baby, do you feel this??? how bout this??? "

[JODO 2]

women want you to be their father, brother, gynecologist? What kind of tripe is this?

[almaty 19]

women want you to be their father, brother, gynecologist? What kind of tripe is this?

sounds Freudian to me

[hitchoo 0]

now do women still complain?!!!

[Fandango 1,440]

women want you to be their father, brother, gynecologist? What kind of tripe is this?

sounds Freudian to me

sounds like bullsh!t to me

now do women still complain?!!!

you have a lot to learn about women, my friend

[Toshtishtash 1]

[hitchoo 0]

i heard it does not matter how much you know about women , you will never get fully understanding of their nature just i follow that advice ......listen to them even if you dont understand what they say...bahha hahahahahaaaaaaa