About Men...

[deeshla 0]

Yay for stereotypes! Woo-Hoo! Stereotypes make us laugh!

/sarcasm

[PetraPerson101 0]

Come on let's hear some more about how much I rule.

[sarah and hicham 3]

Yay for stereotypes! Woo-Hoo! Stereotypes make us laugh!

/sarcasm

Hey it's good to see you around!

[sandinista! 1,816]

Yay for stereotypes! Woo-Hoo! Stereotypes make us laugh!

/sarcasm

i know. and i love the people who, in a moment of stupidity i gave my email address to, send 15 emails a day with this #######. so annoying.

[polarbear 0]

Stereotypes are all in good fun when they make you laugh (well, and are not cruel or hatefull )... I really needed it today

May everyone's day be filled with more laughs

[hitchoo 0]

Now Read this BAHAAA BAHAAAAHAHAH

How to Make a Woman Happy*

*(for now, anyway)

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

[Nessa 23]

New Study :

A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late [/color]

dang

[Ladylethal 12]

I tend to move between screens so much my hand is ALWAYS on the mouse.

[~*Maria*~ 1]

:lol:

[almaty 19]

lol..good stuff

[MaRob 0]

Comebacks to Pickup Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?v Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[Ban Hammer 13,637]

Comebacks to Pickup Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?v Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

and then the rebuttal version from an email i got several years ago..........

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat ho.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees soon

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a

chit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: No problem, I can always shoot on your back.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Someone took a dump on the altar again?

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Only until I got my pants back on.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: That works for me...As long as you're still warm.

Man: Do you want to dance?

Woman: No!

Man: I think you misheard me. I said your azz looks fat in those pants.

[Nessa 23]

and then the rebuttal version from an email i got several years ago..........

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat ho.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees soon

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a

chit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: No problem, I can always shoot on your back.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Someone took a dump on the altar again?

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Only until I got my pants back on.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: That works for me...As long as you're still warm.

Man: Do you want to dance?

Woman: No!

Man: I think you misheard me. I said your azz looks fat in those pants.

that was fun

[Dianna_and_Adam 0]

Comebacks to Pickup Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?v Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You just made the day of my entire floor at work much much better!!!.......

LOL.....

good one!!

[almaty 19]

lol..that was good