The Spooky Story Thread.

[pedroh 21]

He just added "Ok, we still got the ping pong balls, which lady wants to volunteer?"

[almaty 19]

Out of nowhere, rotating blades fell upon Bob and his faithful burro, turning them into Filet Mignon, as Mr. Reaper (Grim, his friends call him) looked unsurprised.

He just added "Ok, we still got the ping pong balls, which lady wants to volunteer?"

FeFe reported, " i would but i got theis silk knotted beaded cord, oh forget it."

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Mr. Reaper then stands up, opens his legs and out comes David Copperfield (the illusionist), who then pulls away a curtain to reveal Bob and his faithful burro (still alive) performing their trademark routine as everyone in the bar looks on with amazement - followed by a roar of applause.

[Peikko 1,575]

Meanwhile, in a small drug store in Beloit, Kansas a husband and wife were arguing over the efficacy of a popular topical head lice treatment.

[almaty 19]

Mr. Reaper then stands up, opens his legs and out comes David Copperfield (the illusionist), who then pulls away a curtain to reveal Bob and his faithful burro (still alive) performing their trademark routine as everyone in the bar looks on with amazement - followed by a roar of applause.

i was clapping..f##k bob...for the noble burro

Meanwhile, in a small drug store in Beloit, Kansas a husband and wife were arguing over the efficacy of a popular topical head lice treatment.

the husband wanted to buy it for lice in another area of his body.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Mr. Reaper then stands up, opens his legs and out comes David Copperfield (the illusionist), who then pulls away a curtain to reveal Bob and his faithful burro (still alive) performing their trademark routine as everyone in the bar looks on with amazement - followed by a roar of applause.

i was clapping..f##k bob...for the noble burro

Meanwhile, in a small drug store in Beloit, Kansas a husband and wife were arguing over the efficacy of a popular topical head lice treatment.

the husband wanted to buy it for lice in another area of his body.

Whats Bobs last name? wholly shite its Bob Barker,I didnt recognise you with all that:

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"Yes, as you all well know my fondness for animals," smiles Bob Barker as he proceeds to insert the ping pong balls into

an undisclosed location

.

[MissStacey 1]

"And make sure to spay and neuter your animals" Bob Barker says as the ping pong balls start flying.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Mr. Reaper then screamed, " The price is wrong, biotch! " .

[almaty 19]

and bob barker, that senior azz kicker, became to administer a spectacular world class azz besting to the reaper.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

The bartender yells out, "Last call!"

[Peikko 1,575]

and in a small town in Beloit, Kansas, a butterfly beats its wings in a drug store where a husband is telling his wife of his need for a popular head lice treatment due to his negligence while engaging in unprotected sex with the town's part time hooker.

[almaty 19]

the hooker, a well know street ####### was on a k1 visa, and had only 1 week to marry (90 days almost up), that dumb azz dean, who brought her here...

Edited October 7, 2007 by almaty

[eric&gen 0]

That dirty old crow Bob Barker likes to fuc farm animals.

Edited October 8, 2007 by evdogg412