The Spooky Story Thread.

[Nagishkaw 510]

As she played with the button on her blouse, she felt something sticky near her cleavage and looked down to see what she had touched.

[Mags 112]

With utter horror she saw that something else of Gus' had also been blown onto her blouse.

[almaty 19]

lol...this is the best story ever

With utter horror she saw that something else of Gus' had also been blown onto her blouse.

it was the spray of the dreaded one eye pants snake

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Just as she said, "Oh there you are my squishy, little love-eye!" - a strange, dark, hooded figure walked into the bar, carrying a sickle.

[Mags 112]

"I'm looking for a head," Death intoned deeply (for it was he), "anyone seen it? I'll tell you all something though, I'm not digging behind another toilet for it. I had to do that last week, I bent over to pick it up and the next thing I know....well, let's not go into that!""

Edited October 5, 2007 by Mags

[almaty 19]

"what happen? "...... " well, let's just say i got my thrill but it was not on blueberry hill"

."

[one...two...tree 2,762]

After an uncomfortable moment of silence, Mr. Reaper pulls down his hood and cracks a smile - "Drinks are on me! I want you to eat, drink and be merry...because...well, because," he bellows.

[almaty 19]

" i got my groove on and looking for some hot milf action"

[one...two...tree 2,762]

And with impeccable timing, three very hot looking mommas enter the bar, wearing low cut dresses and sucking on lollipops.

[MissStacey 1]

"This is going to be an interesting night." Mr. Reaper says to himself as he saunters up to the hot ladies.

[pedroh 21]

"bring in the donkey!" said one of the ladies.. "and don't forget the ping pong balls either" said the Reaper

[Mags 112]

As Mr Reaper got closer to the hot mamas he noticed that one of them had stubble on their top lip and was, in fact, a man named Bob.

[almaty 19]

the reaper thought, " looks like Bob is going to come up close and personal, with Bosco, the burro"

Edited October 5, 2007 by almaty

[Mags 112]

Mr Reaper thought to himself "where the hell did that donkey come from?" to which Bob replied "Bosco and I are old friends, we go way back, " as he winked at Mr Death in a seductive manner...

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Out of nowhere, rotating blades fell upon Bob and his faithful burro, turning them into Filet Mignon, as Mr. Reaper (Grim, his friends call him) looked unsurprised.