The Spooky Story Thread.

[Mags 112]

"Oi!", said the zombie head as the ex-con grasped him clumsily, "put me down you lumbering fool!"

[almaty 19]

and as commanded the ex-con did just that, outting the head in aplace that was horrific

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Just then, his long lost cousin, Gus, from Kansas, walked into the bar... carrying a large jar of what looked like pickled hamsters.

Edited October 4, 2007 by Mister Fancypants

[almaty 19]

Gus was ginning a grin, cause he was also, carrying a gerbil hidden in his secret spot.

[Mags 112]

Unfortunately for Gus, it was a Vampire Gerbil and was slowly eating him from the inside out. "Get it OUT!" he screamed.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Luckily for Gus, Richard Gere happened to be sitting in the corner of the bar, sipping on a shirley temple, when he overheard the cry for help.

[Mags 112]

However, it turned out that Billy (remember him? lol) was a HUGE Richard Gere fan and asked for his autograph; this delayed Mr Gere in getting to Gus who exploded in a mass of blood and guts all over the bar floor.

[almaty 19]

before, richard gere could walk over there..he stopped and laid a world class kiss on a passing indian model.

whoa..sis mags ..you are quick

However, it turned out that Billy (remember him? lol) was a HUGE Richard Gere fan and asked for his autograph; this delayed Mr Gere in getting to Gus who exploded in a mass of blood and guts all over the bar floor.

richard gere, just slowly walked away..looking for the Dali Lama.

Edited October 4, 2007 by almaty

[one...two...tree 2,762]

As Richard walked towards the exit, Gus notice strange movements underneath the backside of Mr. Gere's dress slacks.

[Nagishkaw 510]

" He must really be full of himself ", Gus thought.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

As is turns out, Mr. Gere was full of himself as his sphincter protruded out of his trousers, giving birth to several furry rodents, which fell to the ground and scurried off in all directions.

[Mags 112]

Gus, of course, had previously exploded in a mass of blood and guts all over the floor so was rather surprised that he could notice anything protruding out of Mr Gere's #######. "I must be a Zombie now" he mused to himself, "although how I'm going to walk anywhere with my legs all blown off beats me".

Edited October 4, 2007 by Mags

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Then it dawned on him - his only functioning eyeball had splattered onto the left breast of a very sexy bar girl who was so tipsy, she hadn't even noticed.

Edited October 4, 2007 by Mister Fancypants

[Nagishkaw 510]

Just then the jukebox was blasting Frankie Valley's ," Your just too good to be true, cant take my eyes off of you.."

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Gus, or what was left of Gus, made eye-to-eye contact with the bar girl, and she was instantaneously smitten and feeling hot flashes at the same time.