The Spooky Story Thread.

[Mags 112]

It wasn't Fluffy at all, Billy looked up in shock, it was K-Fed in a cheerleader's uniform.

[Nagishkaw 510]

With the two children dangling from each hand with their throats slit,

it was clear they were freshly slaughtered.

[PaulineA 1]

He spins around, getting faster and faster he's in a rage and holding the children by the hair.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Officer Mugwump began firing , but his aim was just a little off target.

[almaty 19]

The officer ended up shooting an illegal across the street protesting global warming.

[NavarreMan 10]

The officer ended up shooting an illegal across the street protesting global warming.

I thought this was supposed to be a horror story, not a dream come true. LOL

[Nessa 23]

The officer ended up shooting an illegal across the street protesting global warming.

OMFGBBQ!!!!!!!!!!11

[Nessa 23]

The phone rings again. It's Britney Spears asking if someone has seen her underware.

[Mags 112]

"oh, sorry", says the police officer, "I seem to be wearing them myself"

[Nessa 23]

[Nagishkaw 510]

They fit much better on him than they did on her.

[almaty 19]

Except, he noticed that they had britteny's racing stripes up the back of them.

[~*Maria*~ 1]

[MissStacey 1]

It turned out the he didn't kill the Illegal- he rose slowly from the ground and started coming towards the officer.

[Nagishkaw 510]

There was saliva and bits of flesh dripping from his mouth, forming a pool of nasty goo that puddled on the floor as he approached the officer with outstretched arms.