The Spooky Story Thread.

[Nessa 23]

he answered the phone to find out they sent him someone else's NOA2

[Ta Ta 1]

he jumped off the toilet and the NOA2 landed in it just as he flushed it..........

[Mags 112]

he jumped off the toilet and the NOA2 landed in it just as he flushed it..........

*whispers* It was Billy's grandpappy that was on the toilet!

he answered the phone to find out they sent him someone else's NOA2

"I thought you used USPS to deliver NOA2s, not the bog!" Billy cried into the phone, "Now, it's all covered in my Grandpappy's poo!".

[Nagishkaw 510]

Grandpappy secretly was petitioning for his 19 year old fiance who lived in New Guinea.

[Mags 112]

"No" said USCIS to Billy, "It isn't YOUR NOA2, it's Grandpappy's. His fiance is called Elvira Ofthedark, hence the toilet delivery method; you ever seen Harry Potter when they use the Floo System? Well, this is like the Floo Sytem, except we call it the Loo System.""

[Nagishkaw 510]

And rightly so. Canabalism was still practiced in New Guinea.

[Mags 112]

"Ah," thought Billy to himself, "You have to use this system otherwise they eat the postman?"

[Nessa 23]

[Nagishkaw 510]

" She said she really could'nt stand the postman. I recommended she just eat her noodles, instead. "

[NavarreMan 10]

Meanwhile, Grandpa, distraught over the sudden demise of his NOA2, took out his frustrations the best way he knew how.

[Nagishkaw 510]

He sharpened his knives, polished his axe, and took out his goalie mask.

[Nessa 23]

And that was by getting a hooker so he could enjoy his foot fetish.

[Emancipation 2]

*aside*

You guys are screwed up

[Nessa 23]

come on it's funny

[LaL 418]