Ole 'N' Lena Have a Baby....

[~*Maria*~ 1]

OLE 'N LENA HAVE A BABY

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and

says, "I tink it's time!"

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to

have their first baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, "A

son! Ain't dat great!"

Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said,

"Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"

The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you

a daughter!" She's a pretty little ting, too."

Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, "Holey Moley,

Ole, we still ain't done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you yust had

yourself another boy!"

Ole was flabbergasted by this news

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in

the self-propelled combine.

He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got tree on the

first try?"

Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent

out in the

garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?" Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda!

It's a dam good ting I didn't get the WD-40."

:lol:

[Emancipation 2]

Cute...

[almaty 19]

lol...