PAMELA ANDERSON, RICK SOLOMON BLOOD TESTS REVEAL BOTH HAVE EVERY KNOWN STD

[almaty 19]

Las Vegas – In a surprise decision, Nevada state health officials approved the marriage license application of Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon on Monday after blood tests revealed that both are infected with every sexually transmitted disease known to man.

“Usually we wouldn’t let somebody with gonorrhea, hepatitis C, HIV, genital warts, and 39 other STDs get married, but in this case, there’s no harm if they infect each other,” concluded deputy health commissioner Nathan Schiffrin.

Anderson, the former “Baywatch” star who was previously married to Tommy Lee and, for three months, Kid Rock, could be wed as early as today to Salomon, who co-starred in a sex tape with Paris Hilton and was formerly wed to Shannon Doherty.

The couple had hoped to get married late last week in Vegas, but were delayed when they had to present blood tests to state health officials in order to get a license.

“It’s a pretty simple process in most cases,” explained Schiffrin. “Usually we find nothing and tell them they’re free to go. When we occasionally do find an STD they didn’t know about, we just need a note from a doctor that they are receiving treatment and the signature of both parties that they are aware of the risks.”

Anderson and Salomon’s blood tests, however, were the most complex the state of Nevada has ever undertaken. It took 11 staffers working for four days to conclude that the bride and groom are both infected with all 43 known STDs.

“Of course we assumed at first that the tests were malfunctioning, but eventually we realized that wasn’t possible and we ended up bringing in a specialist from the Centers for Disease Control to confirm our findings,” Schiffrin added.

According to CDC records, Anderson and Salomon will bring together the most STDs ever combined in a legal marriage since records started being kept in 1922.

“We’re both so thrilled to have found a spouse who won’t judge us for our potential to infect them with dozens of disgusting illnesses,” Anderson and Salomon said in a joint statement.

Not everyone is pleased with the outcome, however.

“Because confidentiality rules prevent us from knowing whose blood we’re testing, we wasted days figuring out if it’s possible for two people to have so many STDs,” noted Schiffrin. “If we had just known it was Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon, we would have looked at the results and immediately said, ‘Well, duh!’”

[*JG* 2]

Oh, you.......you are so bad. I know I read this article earlier and didn't see all this.

Those two deserve each other.

[almaty 19]

heard they even got a case of the bullhead

[Nessa 23]

is that for real?

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Hope they are taking precautions not to conceive

Saludos,

Caro

Edited October 1, 2007 by JVKn'CVO

[*JG* 2]

All I read was they got a marriage license. I think the rest is embellished.

[Emancipation 2]

is that for real?

yeah that's what I think..

I would think there would be a lawsuit waiting to happen if the State publically revealed that they both are HIV positive..

[almaty 19]

what????????????? you mean, everything i read on the interwebs is not true...

[~*Maria*~ 1]

[Nessa 23]

what????????????? you mean, everything i read on the interwebs is not true...

:lol:

[desert_fox 32]

hahaha....there is no blood test requirement for a marr. license in Nevada.

I cant wait until his next movie.

[Ban Hammer 13,673]

what????????????? you mean, everything i read on the interwebs is not true...

been visiting the onion again eh?

[eric&gen 0]

Pamela Anderson is a dirty hoe bag lol

[almaty 19]

what????????????? you mean, everything i read on the interwebs is not true...

been visiting the onion again eh?

nope..got it off of...........the national review

[Lance27 20]

hahaha....there is no blood test requirement for a marr. license in Nevada.

I cant wait until his next movie.

LoL thats what came to mind since the only couple I know who got married in Vegas didnt have to do blood tests for a marriage license

Edited October 1, 2007 by Lance27