NEW DRINK (CHARLES)

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Subject: A New Drink

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're

sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this

really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited

she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After awhile he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizically and the woman explains,

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the

Shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth and finally you drink the

lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He

puts the salt on his tongue...... salty but OK. He drinks the shot

of Baileys..... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks..... this

is OK. Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits..... At two seconds the Baileys

curdles.....

At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency

hits..... At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty

snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly and not wanting to

disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend and

says,"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "BXXX JXX Revenge!"

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

so whatcha trying to say?

[MissStacey 1]

Gross.

[smoke20 0]

Subject: A New Drink

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're

sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this

really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited

she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After awhile he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizically and the woman explains,

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the

Shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth and finally you drink the

lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He

puts the salt on his tongue...... salty but OK. He drinks the shot

of Baileys..... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks..... this

is OK. Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits..... At two seconds the Baileys

curdles.....

At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency

hits..... At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty

snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly and not wanting to

disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend and

says,"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "BXXX JXX Revenge!"

[Nessa 23]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: loved it!!

[brnidokiegurl 0]

so whatcha trying to say?

[Nessa 23]

*runs to the class six to buy Baileys*

[~*Maria*~ 1]

:lol:

[eau_xplain 2]

:lol:

Took me a while to figure that out!! durrrr!

[Jasman0717 9]

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Gag mofo gag! LMAO!

Edited October 1, 2007 by CarolsMarc

[almaty 19]

Subject: A New Drink

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're

sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this

really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited

she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After awhile he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizically and the woman explains,

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the

Shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth and finally you drink the

lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He

puts the salt on his tongue...... salty but OK. He drinks the shot

of Baileys..... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks..... this

is OK. Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits..... At two seconds the Baileys

curdles.....

At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency

hits..... At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty

snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly and not wanting to

disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend and

says,"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "BXXX JXX Revenge!"

he should have given her a snowball....