The Lizard and the Monkey

[LondonGooner 0]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "I am smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard makes it to the river but is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in the water.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a joint with a monkey, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle to find the monkey in the tree. He finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing his joint, and he looks up and shouts at the monkey, "Hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "faaaaaaark dude.......how much water did you drink?!"

[radsr2002 0]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "I am smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard makes it to the river but is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in the water.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a joint with a monkey, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle to find the monkey in the tree. He finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing his joint, and he looks up and shouts at the monkey, "Hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "faaaaaaark dude.......how much water did you drink?!"

LOL

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