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Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone Bill

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rofl what a bunch of f##tards! Did their accountant get his CPA via the back of a cereal box??

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Company Accountant: Well lets see, $4 plus $8 for 2 months, carry the 10..ah cr@p - its probably around $218 trillion...

CEO: What's he talking about?

Vice CEO: No idea can't hear him through the drooling, just bill it...

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rofl what a bunch of f##tards! Did their accountant get his CPA via the back of a cereal box??

(imagined scenario)

Company Accountant: Well lets see, $4 plus $8 for 2 months, carry the 10..ah cr@p - its probably around $218 trillion...

CEO: What's he talking about?

Vice CEO: No idea can't hear him through the drooling, just bill it...

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

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almaty   19

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rofl what a bunch of f##tards! Did their accountant get his CPA via the back of a cereal box??

(imagined scenario)

Company Accountant: Well lets see, $4 plus $8 for 2 months, carry the 10..ah cr@p - its probably around $218 trillion...

CEO: What's he talking about?

Vice CEO: No idea can't hear him through the drooling, just bill it...

:lol:

fucktards :yes::thumbs:

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Now I want to know how much he'll get from the company when they realize it's a mistake... the guy will probably ask for something.

He should get the same amount! :lol:

I'd settle for just one percent ;) That still would be more than the entire company is worth :lol:

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Jasman0717   9

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It wasn't clear whether the bill was a mistake, or if Yahaya's father's phone line was used illegally after after his death.

Ummm, if his phone line was used illegally, someone would have had to talk for 414,764,079 years (at $1 per minute)...

Don't let Claudeth see that :angry:

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It wasn't clear whether the bill was a mistake, or if Yahaya's father's phone line was used illegally after after his death.

Ummm, if his phone line was used illegally, someone would have had to talk for 414,764,079 years (at $1 per minute)...

Um....maybe a bunch of university students calling 900 numbers???? :whistle:

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they are a horney lot..to equal that bunch :lol:

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Well since the bill was current in January lets say it been 90 days the charges would have to be 28 million a second and every second to equal that bill

That be some expensive rates!!!!

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