Jump to content
radsr2002

Things you should not say to a police officer!

By radsr2002 in Off Topic

 Share

22 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

radsr2002 Enthusiast

radsr2002   0

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Philippines
 Timeline
Posted

If you’re ever pulled over for speeding (or any other reason really), you probably shouldn’t say any of the following to the officer standing at your window…

I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, so long as one of us does.

Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.

Hey pal, I pay your salary!

Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?

When the Officer says “Gee Son….Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”

December 12 2006 Filed I130

Jan 10 2007 got receipt and case number!

Jan 12 2007 sent 129F

Feb 6 notice they were moving the file to a faster service center.

Feb 26 Notice of I130 approval

Feb 28 2007 notice they were sending 129F to USCIS for further investigation (err #######?)

May 15 2007 notice of approval of 129F with processing dates of 05/15/2007 thru 09/14/2007

May 28 2007 Notice from attorney that NVC needed processed and money orders were needed.

June 4 2007 Traveled to Manila to spend 2 weeks with my wife!! (YeHaaaa!!)

Fed-xed her signed papers (For NVC) from Manila to attorney from Manila while on vacation

June 18 2007 Nvc approved support.

June 29 2007 packet arrived @ my home informing of interveiw for I130 on Aug 27 2007 and explaining Medical interveiw.

(Note wife never received packet for I130 in Philippines I fed-ex'ed mine to her for medical interveiw)

July 17 2007 packet arrived for 129F setting interveiw for Sept 5 2007

August 5 2007 Wife flew to Manila for medical interveiw on August 6.

August 26 wife flew to Manila for I130 interveiw on August 27 2007.

August 27 2007 12:31 pm I130 Approved

wife arriving Nov 18th

WIFE ARRIVED Nov 18th!!!!

Website I made my wife!

http://rickrox.tripod.com/roxan1.html

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Sheriff Uling Experienced

Sheriff Uling   3

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Philippines
 Timeline
Posted

I'm OJ...

[CLICK HERE] - MANILA EMBASSY K1 VISA GUIDE (Review Post #1)

[CLICK HERE] - VJ Acronyms and USCIS Form Definitions (A Handy Reference Tool)

Manila Embassy K1 Visa Information

4.2 National Visa Center (NVC) | (603) 334-0700 press 1, then 5....

4.3 Manila Embassy (Immigrant Visa Unit) | 011-632-301-2000 ext 5184 or dial 0

4.4 Department of State | (202) 663-1225, press 1, press 0,

4.5 Document Verification | CLICK HERE

4.6 Visa Interview Appointments website | CLICK HERE

4.7 St. Lukes | 011-63-2-521-0020

5.1 DELBROS website | CLICK HERE

6.2 CFO Guidance and Counseling Seminar | MANILA or CEBU

6.3 I-94 Arrival / Departure info | CLICK HERE

Adjustment of Status (AOS) Information

Please review the signature and story tab of my wife's profile, [Deputy Uling].

DISCLAIMER: Providing information does not constitute legal consul nor is intended as a substitute for legal representation.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
radsr2002 Enthusiast

radsr2002   0

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Philippines
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted
I'm OJ...

LOL

December 12 2006 Filed I130

Jan 10 2007 got receipt and case number!

Jan 12 2007 sent 129F

Feb 6 notice they were moving the file to a faster service center.

Feb 26 Notice of I130 approval

Feb 28 2007 notice they were sending 129F to USCIS for further investigation (err #######?)

May 15 2007 notice of approval of 129F with processing dates of 05/15/2007 thru 09/14/2007

May 28 2007 Notice from attorney that NVC needed processed and money orders were needed.

June 4 2007 Traveled to Manila to spend 2 weeks with my wife!! (YeHaaaa!!)

Fed-xed her signed papers (For NVC) from Manila to attorney from Manila while on vacation

June 18 2007 Nvc approved support.

June 29 2007 packet arrived @ my home informing of interveiw for I130 on Aug 27 2007 and explaining Medical interveiw.

(Note wife never received packet for I130 in Philippines I fed-ex'ed mine to her for medical interveiw)

July 17 2007 packet arrived for 129F setting interveiw for Sept 5 2007

August 5 2007 Wife flew to Manila for medical interveiw on August 6.

August 26 wife flew to Manila for I130 interveiw on August 27 2007.

August 27 2007 12:31 pm I130 Approved

wife arriving Nov 18th

WIFE ARRIVED Nov 18th!!!!

Website I made my wife!

http://rickrox.tripod.com/roxan1.html

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,340

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
 Timeline
Posted

thank god you didn't find those warrants for me :D

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • 2 weeks later...
JTM123 Apprentice

JTM123   0

Posted
Filed: Timeline
Posted

this story may/maynot be funny.

A friend of mine was visiting Canada for a concert. A canadian cop pulled him over. apparently, Canadians go by KM/H (kilometers) while Americans go by MPH (miles per hour). So, he sees these "100" (they mean 100 Kilometers = 62 miles per hour) Speed limit signs all around the place. since the car he was driving was american, he thought he can go at 100 MPH. And so he did.

A cop pulls him over and he goes, "Gee officer, I was only doing 82 mph"..... he he.... classic mistake.

Timeline:

I-130 was send on Jan 29th

I-130 approved on Jun 19th

AOS Fee Bill / DS3032 send to me on Jul 16th.

AOS Fee Bill send to NVC on Jul 23rd

DS3032 (choice of agent email send to NVC) Jul 27th

DS3032 Accepted and Processed (notified via email) - Aug 10th

NVC instructed to download I864 Financial Affidavit (from website) fill it and send it in - Aug 10th

I864EZ Send out to NVC - Aug 23rd

IV Bill arrived at my address (generated Aug 13th) - Aug 25th

IV Bill Send to NVC - Aug 28th

Instructions to send in DS-230 Part I - Sep 28th

DS-230 Part I/supporting docs send - Oct 10th

DS-230 Part I - accepted

Letter received noting that Visa documents send to Embassy

Medical done : Jan 05, 2008 @ Chennai

Interview on Jan 08, 2008

VISA APPROVED - Jan 08, 2008. Thank God!

Jan 17, 2008 - Arrived in USA :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Marc and Olga Proficient

Marc and Olga   0

Posted
Filed: AOS (apr) Timeline
Posted (edited)

"could you hurry up, I got to go beat one of my b!tches for shorting me my money!"

Edited by Marc and Olga

K-1 timeline

05/03/06: NOA1

06/29/06: IMBRA RFE Received

07/28/06: NOA2 received in the mail!

10/06/06: Interview

02/12/07: Olga arrived

02/19/07: Marc and Olga marry

02/20/07: DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AOS Timeline

03/29/07: NOA1

04/02/07: Notice of biometrics appointment

04/14/07: Biometrics appointment

07/10/07: AOS Interview - Passed.

Done with USCIS until 2009!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,340

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
 Timeline
Posted

so i was doing 75 in a 50 and that's too fast? not near as fast as your wife last night! :innocent:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

Posted
Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
 Timeline
Posted

wow, up close you don't look like a pig

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Link to comment
Share on other sites
almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

Posted
Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
 Timeline
Posted

wow, up close you don't look like a pig

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
- Back to Top -

Important Disclaimer: Please read carefully the Visajourney.com Terms of Service. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service you should not access or view any page (including this page) on VisaJourney.com. Answers and comments provided on Visajourney.com Forums are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. Visajourney.com does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in answers or comments. VisaJourney.com does not condone immigration fraud in any way, shape or manner. VisaJourney.com recommends that if any member or user knows directly of someone involved in fraudulent or illegal activity, that they report such activity directly to the Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. You can contact ICE via email at Immigration.Reply@dhs.gov or you can telephone ICE at 1-866-347-2423. All reported threads/posts containing reference to immigration fraud or illegal activities will be removed from this board. If you feel that you have found inappropriate content, please let us know by contacting us here with a url link to that content. Thank you.
×
×
  • Create New...