Today's Reading "Book of Government Life"

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Today's reading is from the Book of Government Life, Chapter 11, Verses

1-15:

1. In the beginning was the Plan.

2. And then came the Assumptions.

3. And the Assumptions were without form.

4. And the Plan was without Substance.

5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

6. And Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of s h i t and

it stinks."

7. And Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a crock of

dung and we cannot live with the smell."

8 And Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of

organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

9. And Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of

fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

10. And Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another; "It

contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

11. And Directors went to Vice President, saying unto him, "It promotes

growth, and it is very powerful."

12. And Vice President went to the President, saying unto him "It has

very powerful effects."

13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

14. And the Plan became Policy.

15. And that's how s h i t happens.

Edited September 19, 2007 by Kathryn41

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