"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

this is why I don't wanna be creamated. I can just picture waking up while I'm about to go into the fire.

I dunno - would you rather wake up buried? Eeeesh.

Definitely.

that is why i will be buried along with a cell phone/connected to a battery charger/powered by the solar panel on top of me grave/and the miniture cell phone tower to be able to connecto the outside world.

Daniel

:energetic:

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

id be in the morgue after a heart attack thinking and grieving my dead hubby only to find out hes really alive.

you would sh!t your trousers, sister tara

and bunch my panties in a wad

ya better watch out for them morgue workers, you might wake up with them in a bunch already.

[mawilson 2,133]

id be in the morgue after a heart attack thinking and grieving my dead hubby only to find out hes really alive.

you would sh!t your trousers, sister tara

and bunch my panties in a wad

ya better watch out for them morgue workers, you might wake up with them in a bunch already.

...and wondering why it's sore and hurts when you walk

[Mags 112]

Oh my bloody hell.

Reminds me of that episode of Heroes where Claire is lying on the autopsy table and comes to life...

CSI had an episode to that effect as well, one of their corpses was not dead at all.

That's exactly what I thought about when I read this

Meanwhile, Mags...NEXT WEEK! HEROES WOOT WOOT!

I know... D'ya reckon Nathan is toast? I do, I reckon that's the end of him. And I REALLY HATE Matt Parkman. Every time he is on the screen I can't help but mutter "Stupid Fat Hobbit".

Ooops, sorry, radically off topic there!

[MissStacey 1]

Holy!! At least he is alive and well now.

Stephen King wrote a short story years ago about a man who was experiencing his own autopsy.