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the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

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she has her own lincoln tunnel

everywhere there is a green light.

no stop signs.

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she believes in merging into heavy traffic.

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she loved head-on crashes

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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(Not a benefit) She must be quarantined once a month.

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has been accused of starting the world-class epidemic of bull head

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she likes heavy snowstorms at a truck stop.

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she was the role model for paris hilton ...brittney and jenna jamison

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she was the role model for paris hilton ...brittney and jenna jamison

about time you bumped this thread.

she taught monica everything she knew.

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she kept brother jasman off the golf range for 2 weeks

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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she kept brother jasman off the golf range for 2 weeks

she kept him busy on the 19th hole forever!

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he loves to be in the rough with her

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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he loves to be in the rough with her

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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he loves to be in the rough with her

he's always sinking one with her.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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he always like to drive one hard up her fairway

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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he always like to drive one hard up her fairway

he likes using the #1 wood on her.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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