the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Ban Hammer 13,137]

she was my bedside nurse but had a strange way of taking my temp

in one word, describe the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer

taste!

[almaty 19]

lolk...she never gets told to put her trousers up..over the smell

[Ban Hammer 13,137]

lolk...she never gets told to put her trousers up..over the smell

she can operate inside a store and never be noticed by security

[almaty 19]

she always mixed a shot of rum in your nyquil. (brother arijit lost $100 that way)

[Ban Hammer 13,137]

she always mixed a shot of rum in your nyquil. (brother arijit lost $100 that way)

it was still money well spent on his part, he finally got to see boobies.

[Amby 490]

this thread is starting to remind me of someone I know.

she places ads on craiglist to find men with large enough members to fill her caverns

[Ban Hammer 13,137]

this thread is starting to remind me of someone I know.

she places ads on craiglist to find men with large enough members to fill her caverns

lol she probably uses a walker don't she?

[almaty 19]

she ahs never met the male who can fill her cavern totally

[Amby 490]

having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down an alley (is that a benefit? )

Edited February 12, 2008 by Amber&Neil

[Ban Hammer 13,137]

having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down an alley (is that a benefit? )

already used

[Amby 490]

ok sorry charles I'm out of hooker insults for a few hours then

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

she always mixed a shot of rum in your nyquil. (brother arijit lost $100 that way)

it was still money well spent on his part, he finally got to see boobies.

I thought her wild thing gives change.

[Ban Hammer 13,137]

ok sorry charles I'm out of hooker insults for a few hours then

ah come on, it's not insults, it's benefits!

she can always hold your coffee and keep it hot.

[Ban Hammer 13,137]

she'll make every day a humpday.

[franklie 0]

while this thread is a lighthearted jab at prostitutes, and there may be some in the sex trade that have gone into it willingly, the majority have not.

This link from the NY Times gives a more realistic look at prostitution The Girls Next Door

I do volunteer work at a shelter for abused women in TJ and there are women/girls there that are trying to recover their lives after have been living their lives as prostitutes.

My fiancee is also a volunteer there. We've worked together to try to help the nuns that run the home make the home a safer and more comfortable for the women, their children and the nuns. That's how our relationship got started.

My apologies for the thread hijack. It's just that I have seen the evil of prostitution and that evil is not the selling of the body for sex but rather the selling of one's own soul...