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the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

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back to hooker....

she likes to clean the teacher's eraser after school

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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back to hooker....

she likes to clean the teacher's eraser after school

she dresses in a schoolgirl uniform even though it isn't required

:devil:

she likes to be bad so she gets spanked

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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back to hooker....

she likes to clean the teacher's eraser after school

she dresses in a schoolgirl uniform even though it isn't required

:devil:

she likes to be bad so she gets spanked

she likes it when they use the wooden hall pass for her spankings

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back to hooker....

she likes to clean the teacher's eraser after school

she dresses in a schoolgirl uniform even though it isn't required

she keeps trying to drive the car in driver's ed from the backseat.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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back to hooker....

she likes to clean the teacher's eraser after school

she dresses in a schoolgirl uniform even though it isn't required

:devil:

she likes to be bad so she gets spanked

she likes it when they use the wooden hall pass for her spankings

she always roams the halls due to lending a hand to the hall monitor

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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she's always the teacher's pet

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she made the cheering team but wouldn't leave the football team's locker room.

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she loves to shake her pom poms

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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she's forbidden from doing splits on the football field because she sticks.

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she wanted to be a football cheerleader but she kept tackling the players.

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she gave almaty the flu.

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she took almaty's temp with one of her toys and he was instantly cured

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she was my bedside nurse but had a strange way of taking my temp

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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