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hookers provide a great service

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service with benefits... :lol:

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

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12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

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hookers provide a great service

yes, but marriage brother rich?? the pro is the honeymoon..the con is herpes ..the bullhead clap..after the honeymoon

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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hookers provide a great service

yes, but marriage brother rich?? the pro is the honeymoon..the con is herpes ..the bullhead clap..after the honeymoon

When I was stationed in San Diego a fellow shipmate was married to a Tijuana hooker. He wasn't shy about it and he would commute to TJ on his days off. To each their own. He KNEW his wife was sleeping around. Not for me though.

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

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Thats not the benefits i was thinking.. :blink:

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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hookers provide a great service

yes, but marriage brother rich?? the pro is the honeymoon..the con is herpes ..the bullhead clap..after the honeymoon

When I was stationed in San Diego a fellow shipmate was married to a Tijuana hooker. He wasn't shy about it and he would commute to TJ on his days off. To each their own. He KNEW his wife was sleeping around. Not for me though.

i agree.. i had a stripper as a client...she also, hooked on the side..she hooked up with a computer geek from Emerson, inc..anyway,, i did couple counseling..he was 36, never been laid...and was thrilled with this 24 year old sex machine..i told him, " look man, you don't have to marry your first 50 cent piece"..he did not get it...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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hookers provide a great service

yes, but marriage brother rich?? the pro is the honeymoon..the con is herpes ..the bullhead clap..after the honeymoon

When I was stationed in San Diego a fellow shipmate was married to a Tijuana hooker. He wasn't shy about it and he would commute to TJ on his days off. To each their own. He KNEW his wife was sleeping around. Not for me though.

sloppy 82nd's? :P

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hookers provide a great service

yes, but marriage brother rich?? the pro is the honeymoon..the con is herpes ..the bullhead clap..after the honeymoon

When I was stationed in San Diego a fellow shipmate was married to a Tijuana hooker. He wasn't shy about it and he would commute to TJ on his days off. To each their own. He KNEW his wife was sleeping around. Not for me though.

sloppy 82nd's? :P

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well, he did not need any ####### lube for her

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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I dont think he " measured up" to her liking.... :blink:

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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the lady was a working girl and was never one to lie down on the job, wait a minute, maybe she did

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Nah i think the poor soul spent most of the day on her hands and knees... :whistle:

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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Nah i think the poor soul spent most of the day on her hands and knees... :whistle:

lol....she was busy with processing..in and out

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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poor girl...she must get home tired just wanting to sit down and have a glass of milk with cookies....oh wait ....maybe not milk... :blink:

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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the lady was a working girl and was never one to lie down on the job, wait a minute, maybe she did

That reminds me of a little story...

I was maybe 15 or 16 and I was out at a mall with a friend of my family (he was older than me; probably in his 30s) and somewhere along the way, we passed by an unusual women's shoe store (we were headed towards EB Games). Now I say "unusual" because they offered some high heeled shoes that actually had -- and I kid you not -- up to an eight inch heel.

Well, I'd seen high heel shoes before, obviously. Never ones that high, though. So I said to my friend, "How could a woman wear those? Wouldn't they be awfully uncomfortable to walk in?" He looked at me for a moment and then replied, "Those types of shoes aren't designed for remaining vertical; at least not for long, anyway."

It took me a moment to figure that out, but I did. You have to remember, this was the mid-1990s. Sure, there was cable television, porn, and all sorts of goodies, but it wasn't quite as "in-your-face" as it is today. In addition, the Internet wasn't nearly as widely available as it is now. The ability for younger generations to see all sorts of "perverse" things has grown exponentially with online use.

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a plus - she's probably never too tired :innocent:

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