the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[almaty 19]

she been know to ring out men socks and cocks

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

she been know to ring out men socks and cocks

and she's the reason socks go missing

[almaty 19]

she gave the smurfs their color blue..as it is a side effect to blue balls

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

she gave the smurfs their color blue..as it is a side effect to blue balls

she's the reason clothes still stick together after they are washed.

[almaty 19]

she made smurfette into a switch hitter..ans he never heard of baseball

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

she made smurfette into a switch hitter..ans he never heard of baseball

she made papa smurf say "ho ho ho!" at christmas

[almaty 19]

and she hung the mistletoe on jokey's jockeys

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

and she hung the mistletoe on jokey's jockeys

she saddled him right up

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

and she hung the mistletoe on jokey's jockeys

she saddled him right up

Sounds like Marvel the mustang.

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

and she hung the mistletoe on jokey's jockeys

she saddled him right up

Sounds like Marvel the mustang.

she rode him too.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

and she hung the mistletoe on jokey's jockeys

she saddled him right up

Sounds like Marvel the mustang.

she rode him too.

Remember when

[almaty 19]

she spurred him out of the shoot

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

she spurred him out of the shoot

a ride of 8 seconds is darn near impossible.

[almaty 19]

and she has thrown many a cowboys into Brokeback land

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

and she has thrown many a cowboys into Brokeback land

she's always willing to have a "buck off" with you.