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lol..that was good....

she been the center piece on the bang brothers and cumfiesta

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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lol..that was good....

she been the center piece on the bang brothers and cumfiesta

she's the one riding the ####### float in mardi gras.

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she was the one ..that came to mind when snoop dogg recorded...doggy style

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she was the one ..that came to mind when snoop dogg recorded...doggy style

and baby got back. :thumbs:

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She never says OUCH! :thumbs:

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She has the clapper installed on her ####### :lol:

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lol..welcome brother marc...

she had her iud installed at sears..and when she sneezes the dish washer comes on

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Good day Dean!

She'll be drivin six white horses when she cums,She'll be drivin six white horses when she cums,She'll be drivin six white horses, She'll be drivin six white horses, She'll be drivin six white horses da da da dee dee da

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lol..welcome brother marc...

she had her iud installed at sears..and when she sneezes the dish washer comes on

roflmao!

when she farts the garage door opener goes up and down.

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Good day Dean!

She'll be drivin six white horses when she cums,She'll be drivin six white horses when she cums,She'll be drivin six white horses, She'll be drivin six white horses, She'll be drivin six white horses da da da dee dee da

lol!!

lol..

when she cums the washer and dryer both go on at the same time

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Good day Dean!

She'll be drivin six white horses when she cums,She'll be drivin six white horses when she cums,She'll be drivin six white horses, She'll be drivin six white horses, She'll be drivin six white horses da da da dee dee da

lol!!

lol..

when she cums the washer and dryer both go on at the same time

the repair guy is always coming by the house to fix something :whistle:

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the maytag man..never gets a day off at ther house

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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the maytag man..never gets a day off at ther house

he's known to give her test rides on the washing machine.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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lol..

and she knows how to spin him dry

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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lol..

and she knows how to spin him dry

she gives his agitator a work out :thumbs:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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